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@joel.zone
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freelance writer. i’m also at sidequest.cool

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joel @joel.zone · 5h
thank you crungler!!!
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joel @joel.zone · 10h
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joel @joel.zone · 10h
look at the old 8-bit route and signal planning machine
Big collection of devices to sort out signals and routesOrange buttons for inputting information input and output PCBs
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joel @joel.zone · 10h
went to the railway museum in york
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joel @joel.zone · 11h
kirby lowkey
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joel @joel.zone · 13h
TV is functionally useless, the mobile app works best when watching it via the auto play preview (zero ads, saves your watch session), and firefox with ublock still works, but now it’ll loop loading to simulate “disruptions”
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joel @joel.zone · 15h
Thankingyou!!
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joel @joel.zone · 17h
thankinyou!!
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joel @joel.zone · 17h
32 today, my partner got me a big donut cake, and i consumed it all
Partner holding a giant donut with cream & candles
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joel @joel.zone · 29/09/2026
if you put my info into dots or muse, i will personally kill you
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joel @joel.zone · 29/09/2026
the sonic music people want 70 bones to listen to “live and learn” irl
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joel @joel.zone · 29/09/2026
crush40 tickets being nearly 70 quid a pop made me make a sound of disbelief
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joel @joel.zone · 29/09/2026
mintmaxxing
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joel @joel.zone · 29/09/2026
no. this is literally AI slop manifested.
Use of Al
I plan to use Al-generated content in my project.
What parts of your project will use Al generated content? Please be as specific as possible.
We used Al tools to help generate the final artwork for the game. As game developers, we
have always created artwork using technology.
Humans created all the designs, and Al served as a supporting tool. The Oliver Twins and their team designed and created the game and content.
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joel @joel.zone · 28/09/2026
I have the LattePanda Mu Ultra for testing. Intel Core 5 226V, 16GB of RAM. the default carrier board is certainly a choice.
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
splatoon raiders defaulting to the motion controls
Master Shake looking at Meatwad, angry, saying:

I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS.
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
marvel comics is really bad atm. superman went missing for months after the last big event and every comic that has a knock on effect on has managed to create some sense of time despite each book not really needing to
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
Bruce banner has been ripped apart from hulk by the eldest, who has possessed hulk and is basically doing 1 v 1s against characters in other stories currently doing other things, and it’s really slow and boring, but the artwork is gross cool. anyway, it doesn’t matter because no one references it :)
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
spider-man 1000 deals with aunt may forgetting peter, but he’s also in venomworld and there’s also the queen in black event, where knull, the king of the symbiotes, is now a being of light, and hela, Thor’s sister, is the queen now and they’re fighting >:( but let’s not forget hulk war in 2027!!
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
venom has currently subsumed the entire world into one, meanwhile the same characters in the avengers are gearing up for “armageddon” which includes the introduction of miracle man, who was a iraq-era captain america, got superpowers proper and disarmed all nukes, except, whoopsie, he forgot some
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
an incredible choice to potentially be “their song” too tbh
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
if you thought the marvel movies and tv shows were aimless and uncoordinated, wait until you hear that the comics are running THREE different events and spider-man #1000 with its own dynamic change and not a single one intertwines with the other in a spectacular fuck up
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
i’ve read things this weekend that no person should commit to word, and now i’m sharing them out of context with you guys :)
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joel @joel.zone · 27/09/2026
of all the bars that could have been threatened with a firebombing online, i’m surprised this one wasn’t one of them
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joel @joel.zone · 26/09/2026
chicken wing 🪽
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joel @joel.zone · 25/09/2026
disney adult screaming with glee as they have a hidden mickey (bum hole & two hemorrhoids)
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joel @joel.zone · 24/09/2026
and it’s precisely who I thought it was writing the story on the site i saw this on
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joel @joel.zone · 24/09/2026
the worst news stories aside from “player numbers” and “streamer said x about y” is the “Sony has patented something!” stories. the company hasn’t acted on any of their patents that you’ve dug up! they’re just patents!!
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joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026
you wanna know the funniest thing? they’re all getting ripped off in Roblox, so even the kids can be trapped into whatever weird thing this is www.roblox.com/games/109881...
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joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026
the most late 2000s movie of all time
Resident evil extinction poster
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joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026
suitless harry hill
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joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026
partner has come back from hospital and a pair of foam fake boobs. the dog has stolen a boob.
Dog with fake boob in mouth
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joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026
it's really difficult to find igpu benchmarks for intel's stuff because no one is doing it lmao
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joel @joel.zone · 22/09/2026
what’s the chances he’s watched those two films out of order
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joel @joel.zone · 22/09/2026
someone got fed up of linda mcmahon calling it “a1”
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joel @joel.zone · 22/09/2026
our couch didn’t even survive its first year
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joel @joel.zone · 22/09/2026
literally just made a “harumph” noise, I’m just out here, harumphing
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joel @joel.zone · 22/09/2026
every steam notification that isn’t “your steam frame is ready” makes me go “harumph”
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joel @joel.zone · 21/09/2026
going through the portfolio for job stuff and remembering that I spent some time before joining pcguide in 2021 editing videos for Simon Miller, at a time I was very much watching Trixie Mattel & Katya’s UNHhhh.
Screenshot from YouTube:

7 Things To NEVER DO Before A Workout!

The image is of a generic man with a glow around him like Goku, and a Fridge-Freezer as Freiza.Simon Miller on Miller Street (with the logo in the corner) talking to a very green frogMiller superimposed in a fake rendering of MGS4’s loading screens, Metal Miller 4: Guns of the Wrestler and the message: 

[Hot Take]
If you rank all the MGS games, it's 3, 5, Peace Walker, Rising, 1, 4, 2.
If you disagree, email me at:
noonecares@pizzarolls.com
- editorMiller in space with a cow, chicken, and cave man orbiting him
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joel @joel.zone · 21/09/2026
close enough
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joel @joel.zone · 21/09/2026
the pc version was the same
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joel @joel.zone · 20/09/2026
“SUPER MARIO BROS. PREDECESSOR IS STILL WICKED FUN” “THE GAME BEFORE SUPER MARIO BROS. DESERVES SOME RESPECT” “MARIO BROS IS STILL SUPER FUN 40 YEARS LATER” YOU CAN TELL US WHAT IT IS
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joel @joel.zone · 20/09/2026
THIS IS ABOUT MARIO BROS FUCK OFF
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joel @joel.zone · 20/09/2026
Satisfactory train stationsMore stations
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joel @joel.zone · 20/09/2026
satisfactory stations over a giant factory below
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joel @joel.zone · 20/09/2026
the great work continues (300 hrs logged)
satisfactory main character looking over a blurred factory in the distance
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joel @joel.zone · 20/09/2026
morrowind ds tho github.com/Josh-Daniels...
github.com
GitHub - Josh-Daniels/OpenMW-DS
Contribute to Josh-Daniels/OpenMW-DS development by creating an account on GitHub.
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joel @joel.zone · 18/09/2026
has anyone covered whether or not control resonant works on a non-steam deck or machine linux device or we just ignoring that
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joel @joel.zone · 18/09/2026
howling, are you kidding
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joel @joel.zone · 17/09/2026
I will be getting a Steam Frame if anyone wants me to provide words about the Steam Frame because you don’t have that yet.
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