joel @joel.zone · 23/09/2026partner has come back from hospital and a pair of foam fake boobs. the dog has stolen a boob. 120
joel @joel.zone · 21/09/2026going through the portfolio for job stuff and remembering that I spent some time before joining pcguide in 2021 editing videos for Simon Miller, at a time I was very much watching Trixie Mattel & Katya’s UNHhhh. 010
joel @joel.zone · 16/09/2026they’ve changed the packaging on my dog’s food and now I can’t go, “and tonight sir, the duck with chicken in a herb sauce,” because i can’t tell what’s what 010
joel @joel.zone · 13/09/2026this shit on the eshop is the worst. just give me the fucking prices. 000
joel @joel.zone · 07/09/2026seeing my constructions in the distance like a reminder that i still rely on myself from 29 hours ago is fun 000
joel @joel.zone · 07/09/2026satisfactory build tonight turns into accidentally making what would be a sick half life 1 deathmatch map 100
joel @joel.zone · 06/09/2026there is never a good time for pay-per-click deals, but it couldn’t possibly be worse than now. 030
joel @joel.zone · 24/08/2026wotc copy editor dying a little inside when the feedback comes in with “please add ™” 000
joel @joel.zone · 06/08/2026i forget that i acquired all of the neil breen movies and then jellyfin will be like, "hey, you even sorted them into a collection." 000
joel @joel.zone · 02/08/2026i busted merge maestro and now this fly has 5764607523034234140 health :( 000
joel @joel.zone · 29/07/2026speaking of hatred, people who talk about superhero movies like fucking wrestling or someone hr’s slack message is incredibly grating 000
joel @joel.zone · 25/07/2026tinkering with resolve and all this footage i've captured (exported at 1720x720 from 3440x1440 with a few settings changed) 100
![Miller superimposed in a fake rendering of MGS4’s loading screens, Metal Miller 4: Guns of the Wrestler and the message:
[Hot Take]
If you rank all the MGS games, it's 3, 5, Peace Walker, Rising, 1, 4, 2.
If you disagree, email me at:
noonecares@pizzarolls.com
- editor](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:esdrgb5oyd6xsal6l6ojwsr3/bafkreihqalaouoiahi2aslgsmjfco5vo252fhklolfrhlefv4lsy2jle6i)
