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Joe Kilgallon

@joekilgallon.bsky.social
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Stand Up Comedian here to post about Politics, Sports, & Sitcoms.

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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I just don’t see enough Kyle Schwarber talk on here
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Taking my 8 & 6 year old sons to the Cubs game tonight! Sitting in the bleachers where they will hear the same language I use in the car!
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Crawly @crawlyscubs.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Dustin and I are going live on Crawly’s Clubhouse at 4:30pm CT to talk about the Matt Shaw demotion, the Cubs falling short in San Diego, and previewing the upcoming matchup with Arizona! Join us! Subscribe to Crawly’s Clubhouse youtube.com/@crawlysclub...
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hey Blue Sky youtu.be/oVPbC6d2SDE?...
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
As a Cubs fan I’m not too worried. The Dodgers should win a 130 games.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
No notes.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
2 shows tonight in Chandler, AZ! Hope to see some Bluesky friends!
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If Rocky 4 came out today the Republican Party would root for Drago.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you’re a Dem elected and you’re not mentioning the massive cuts to cancer cure and social security funding in every public appearance you’re just not doing your job.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
No shopping, no gas, no fast food. Will you join today’s economic blackout?
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Companies Who Abandoned Their DEI Programs
Which Companies Are Retreating on Inclusion?
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You can chase an antidepressant with whiskey right?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The Gulf of We’re All Fucked
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The CDC says the public health risk to Bird Flu is low which if my MAGA friends have taught me anything that means it actually very high. Mask up everyone!
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Project 2025 was unpopular because of things like the plan for Trump to shut down the CFPB, which helps you get your money back if a bank cheats you.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Pardoning your own son makes way more sense than pardoning Rod Blagovich. Who gave me an unsolicited shoulder rub in 8th grade.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Eat and drink whatever you want!!!
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If the Dodgers don’t win 125 games and the World Series they’re a failure.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Biden was soft on crime. Should have hung the January 6ers. It’s what America used to do for treason.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You just just know Barron Trump can’t dunk.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I wish Aldi sold cigarettes
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Florida appoints Garfield in charge of Mondays
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP Bob Uecker! “Justttttttt a bit outside!”
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two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking .
ALT: two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking .
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Threads is twitter jr now.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This is one of those Chicago days where the Sun is out, but it’s 15 degrees. Like, why are you even out bitch?
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I hate that for both Football and Hockey, Wrigley wastes so much space.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Eloy Jimenez signed a minor league contract with the Rays. I was told by Cubs and Sox fans that he was going to the Hall.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Chicago!!! Headlining Zanies in Old Town tonight! So clode to selling out! Need like 25 more. www.etix.com/ticket/p/920...
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Overview 21+ 2 Item minimum No Backpacks Described by the Chicago Tribune as having "a straight shooting, pull-no-punches style", Joe has performed at clubs and colleges all over America. He's been a personal opener for stars such as Hannibal Buress, Roy Wood Jr and Steve Byrne. With material ranging from alcohol to sex, Kilgallon is sure to rant about something the whole family can enjoy. Joe has released 3 albums that have all debuted #1 on the iTunes Comedy Charts! Joe has appeared in NBC's Chicago Med and was a segment producer on MTV's Ridiculousness.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 12/12/2024
This guy is intentionally skewing words. A “source” is far different than an FBI agent, which was the accusation. The FBI had sources in Al Qaeda, Russia, the KKK, everywhere. A source is just that, a person who tells the FBI things.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Cubs made a great trade! Now extend Tucker and get a bullpen!
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
$225 dollars for a 60 minute hitting session for a 7 year old. Youth sports are for the rich.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Conservatives love McDonalds employees until they asked to get paid a living wage.
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Jon Heyman @jonheyman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Breaking: Juan Soto to the Mets. $765M. 15 years.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I think we all would have believed in Santa longer if it wasn’t for him making all these personal appearances.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The Dems should be talking about Medicare for All nonstop until the midterms.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I hope he puts his balls on Trumps pillows.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I would have been disappointed in Biden if he didn’t pardon his son.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Pretty good move. Now need a bullpen & number 3 or 4 hitter!!
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Rejoice Bears fans!!! Today is a glorious day!
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS. @obviousshirts.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
BLACK FRIDAY SALE IS NOW LIVE! Sale ends Monday at Midnight. #BlackFriday2024
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Evan Altman @dealtman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#Cubs weather and Mom shrine report.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It could be 3rd & inches and the Chicago Bears will throw for centimeters.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hey team! I have some cool shows coming up in the Chicago area in December! 2025 will be back across the country! Please sub to my website to get all the details! 🍻🙏❤️ punchup.live/joe-kilgallon
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Described by the Chicago Tribune as having "a straight shooting, pull-no-punches style", Joe has performed at clubs and colleges all over America. He's been a personal opener for stars such as Hanniba...
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Larry David’s face says it all!
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Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Gaetz is guilty. It’s the reason he’s withdrawing. 1 scumbag down, a shit load to go.
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