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Son Ranto Rockett

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Owner of the Chicago Cubs. Podcast: SonRanto.com. Exclusive: Patreon.com/sonranto Front man of Bleacher Bum Band. open.spotify.com/artist/5wBhE7HmZNC…

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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cubs have a 6.9% chance of winning the World Series
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete steals 40.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The #Cubs have lost 69 games.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is my blood.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Temu Alec Mills has got to go!!!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bleacher Bums are playing a FREE SHOW with Thomas Ian Nicholas! Cubby Bear!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Zeferjunk.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Seeeeiiiiiiyaaaaa!!!!
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Andre 3000's 'Alright' Hey Ya! Performance
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Do I Nico Hoerner?
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Mike Myers as Austin Powers: Yeah Baby!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#Cubs need more Wild Pitches.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#Cubs items up for auction to benefit Trap Door theatre’s 2027 production of my baseball backdropped musical farce, The Game. www.32auctions.com/organization...
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John Baker Day for Trap Door Theatre
Silent auction 'John Baker Day for Trap Door Theatre' hosted online at 32auctions.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chugalug Dex!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The #Cubs look lethargic.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The #Cubs have scored 9 times.
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Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Goneus Catuli.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What in the actual fuck?
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Penguin Imprints @penguinimprints.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The #Cubs loss yesterday was more disheartening than most. And with a new pending rainout and a NYC trip on the horizon. I just…welp.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Why yes. I do see a connection to the prevalence of Nashville bars in Wrigleyville and the rise in fascism.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What free speech looks like to fascists like Elon.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
More Ignorance than Political Ideology….
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Banned a week on Twitter for telling a homophobe I wish he’d been aborted. Worth it. Anyway. Here I am. Haha.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The time I held a 52 Mantle.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The #Cubs have lost 9 times in a row.
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Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just let the pitcher hit instead of Dansby.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Great start #Cubs.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#Cubs win the Cam Smith trade.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fuck this shit. See you tomorrow.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The #Astros #Bullpenis the worst in baseball.
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Penguin Imprints @penguinimprints.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
🐻🚨 RALLY CRACK IS NEEDED EARLIER THAN EVER 🚨🐻 The bats need help. The vibes need help. Time to unleash the Rally Crack. 😤 🎟️ Use code BLEACHERBUNCH for 20% OFF 🛒 www.penguinimprints.com/shop/p/rally... #Cubs #RallyCrack #ChicagoBaseball @sonrantoshow.bsky.social @cubesfan.bsky.social
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sorry brah…her heart is forever in the ladies room puking RumChata
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Live look at #Whitesox fans selling their tickets to #Cubs fans for the rest of the weekend.
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Jim Cramer's Iconic 'Sell Sell Sell' Scream
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Double Ewe!
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Shaun The Sheep and Friend Play Hopscotch
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Kelenic gives the Ass-man a Colonic.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Shaw Shank time.
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Morgan Freeman on Hope's Danger
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It’s my birthday! Help me fund my musical! www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-fu...
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Donate to Help me fundraise for Trap Door Theatre, organized by Danny Rockett
Be a part of the production team of "The Game" by funding the artists needed to … Danny Rockett needs your support for Help me fundraise for Trap Door Theatre
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Penguin Imprints @penguinimprints.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
For our guy @sonrantoshow.bsky.social's Birthday lets help out and support Trap Theater gofund.me/c5c2a2df3
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Donate to Help me fundraise for Trap Door Theatre, organized by Danny Rockett
Be a part of the production team of "The Game" by funding the artists needed to … Danny Rockett needs your support for Help me fundraise for Trap Door Theatre
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“THIS” ain’t it #Cubs fam.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
HEY DO YOU LIKE PLANTS? DO YOU LIVE NEAR THE NORTHWEST SIDE OF CHICAGO? IF SO, GO TO THE KILBOURN PARK PLANT AND GARAGE SALE TODAY. THEY HAVEN'T SOLD ALL OF THE PLANTS YET. MY WIFE HELPS GROW THE PLANTS AND IS HELPING WITH THE SALE AND THE PARK'S SOCIAL MEDIA AND SHE WANTS EVERYBODY TO COME
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The #Cubs are unstoppable.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Double Ewe!!
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Shaun The Sheep and Friend Play Hopscotch
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Look who is meeting Slammin Sammy tonight! Woo!!
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Joey W @wrigleyvillebum.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Chicago Cubs 1998 💙🐻 @sonrantoshow.bsky.social
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy Fanarchy Friday! fanarchy.fans/invite/user/...
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Danny Rockett
Chicago Cubs fan • 43 games attended • 5 ballparks visited • 27-16 record
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Penguin Imprints @penguinimprints.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh Boy. Oh Boyd.
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Penguin Imprints @penguinimprints.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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