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Joe 9️⃣🕘

@joekeller.bsky.social
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 4h
*Peggy
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12h
For real...
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 12h
Homie
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 13h
I'm a No-Smile. And a thousand others like me are gathering from every corner of this country to march on Ottawa this upcoming May
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's part of a class of north american 'clay flies'
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made a new fly called a Tom Fly.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"it HATES Don't Look Up!" but it also goes out of it's way to say it doesn't, and that it's necessary and useful and true. And that is said in dialogue, in the preeminent scene of the movie.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw Digger. I was out on the trailer as much as anyone should've been. But really do be honest about this movie.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yooo CK! (Corrigan, Kevin)
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chip away the glob..
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
think about this one all the time
jerry icy
@dangerousneil

oh whats this. *pulls dog food can out of coworker's bag that i planted earlier* Stacy eats dog food. Look at this everybody. my goodness
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUCK not what I needed rn
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
brotherman, you will be gorged indulged on Armadillo Eggs (misnomer..) while brother Tex moves on again, again..
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm chomped.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Work radio suddenly switched from Zara Larsson to a fiddle version of Go Tell It On The Mountain
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it depends what they're doing to you tomorrow..
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always shout BOSSHHH when the weird hair guy does his business with air gun
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah that seems the prevailing style in Germany. I think in Turkiye it's more like a shawarma style wrap or maybe i'm wrong. I'd like to try that kind for sure though
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can I hop on this one
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Digger is sort of a crazy sexy cool where a guy who looks bad, old
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do they have the sort of berliner doner with the semi-circle pita in Munich?
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Indeed. "Oddsession"- as it breaks from norms of real, honesty
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did you sample any delicious flavours on and in your journey
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was present for the moment The Millennialoid created Optimism, It was essentially the trinity test
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When bro hates your smile
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In world of Stooges Three, be a Healy
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's all work on this.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
☝️-😀
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll put a seven day hold on this one, and say Thank You
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bangles September Gurls, grand old cover. Almost a better than
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
J. Keller, Senior Delight Advisor at Dream Amazement
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean if I feel it yeah
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wouldn't mind that I think
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm going to order myself a Cartman Respect My Authoritah ice cream cake for my birthday
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lifting boxes before dawn.. but then you got all the time after dawn.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's a little blessing to me
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to be given one hundred more opportunities
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The devil makes short work of long deed. This is something I say a lot to people
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Headlines today are like: Trump Found a 40 Million Dollar Alien Under The Wide-House..
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You hear a lot of odd, corn, goof. Nary a whisper of Wise Ball
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't have jack.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably good at fishing for and eating fish. Otherwise, we may actually have a huge personal issue. Yet again.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given all evidence? Absolutely.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine by me, play your genetic tricks in that froze-over hellhole at earth's ass end.. far from the fertile equatorial "Honey-Zone"
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn..!
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was really just about to say this.
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was it of no thing in particular
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It meets the moment in many a way,
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow. First time whiff for Iñárritu. #MyBigJoke #no #It'snot
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow. How was Tits
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