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Joe John Sanchez III

@joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social
267 followers 138 following 96 posts

Portland-based comedian and (sometimes) artist who bravely identifies as openly adorable.

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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Wow, it is deeply embarrassing to post reels on here, and I was not aware they cross-posted via Skylight! What a time to be alive and confused by the modern social media landscape
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bring back my girls (where they at?) Bring back my girls (get 'em back) Bring back my girls (come on) Bring back my (ladies) Bring back my girls But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Every time I open this app, I see hole and horrifying news whether I’m looking for it or not
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am only JOKING!!! I have never been naked or sexual in my entire life, and anyone who says otherwise (including me in my own comedy) is a filthy liar
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
gonna win an award for being horny in a bleak, dystopian kind of way
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
That’s honestly what the rest of my feed looks like without me even trying
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It was worth opening BlueSky for this take
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PolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
There are too many apps!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It would be wild if I started using this app
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Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yes, I came back just for this post
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Okay, but what are their opinions about the rest of the Portland comedy scene???
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Traveling for comedy a bit in March! Come say hello if I’m in your city: linktr.ee/jjs_iii
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Enjoying this app until they make it fun enough for me to have an unhealthy addiction!!!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This is all NEW INFORMATION to me as a pure, innocent family comic!!!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Scrolled so hard to find my Hermey era (aka when I had bangs in college)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
* my only good tweet
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
(I do not actually care about this, but I do find the second one funny in a “changed a few words for my book report to avoid plagiarism claims” kind of way)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Bravely reclaiming this 2019 tweet that was reposted on a gay meme account and has since been taken and rephrased by other meme accounts.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Bring back meme formats I don’t understand and mindless photo prompts that just give you an excuse to be hot
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Need less “everyone is talking about this” and more “what the fuck are you talking about” on my social media apps
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you (This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m sorry, but I feel like EVERYONE my age could recite the entire “Goo Punch” jingle.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The way I remember both this show AND the one quote-skeeted
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Political booty holes ONLY
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
But I want to live in the chaos of hot takes about Chappell Roan AND someone’s gaping hole!!!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me: I wonder what’s happening on Bluesky! Bluesky: Here’s my hole! (I am not complaining)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!!
A yawning black and white dog in front of a tree.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
show me your legs bluesky? FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
A person with a mustache is wearing all black with teal sneakers. They have legs, which Ariel from the Little Mermaid would be jealous about.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
DEEPLY
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
And now we SAID it!!!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!!
A dumb lil slut holds a peeled carrot while wearing a warm autumnal sweater. They are devastatingly attractive with a mustache.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Finally! I have answers.
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