Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Wow, it is deeply embarrassing to post reels on here, and I was not aware they cross-posted via Skylight! What a time to be alive and confused by the modern social media landscape 050
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke. 1132
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar) 010
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Bring back my girls (where they at?) Bring back my girls (get 'em back) Bring back my girls (come on) Bring back my (ladies) Bring back my girls But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live 040
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Every time I open this app, I see hole and horrifying news whether I’m looking for it or not 010
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I am only JOKING!!! I have never been naked or sexual in my entire life, and anyone who says otherwise (including me in my own comedy) is a filthy liar 030
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026gonna win an award for being horny in a bleak, dystopian kind of way 160
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 23/01/2026That’s honestly what the rest of my feed looks like without me even trying 010
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It was worth opening BlueSky for this take 110
Reposted by Joe John Sanchez IIIPolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 11/11/2025DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224... 062
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 01/11/2025It would be wild if I started using this app 180
Reposted by Joe John Sanchez IIIAndy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 20/09/2025SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social ! 031
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Yes, I came back just for this post 040
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat 2111
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com 0111
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app) 180
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Okay, but what are their opinions about the rest of the Portland comedy scene??? 120
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Traveling for comedy a bit in March! Come say hello if I’m in your city: linktr.ee/jjs_iii 092
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Enjoying this app until they make it fun enough for me to have an unhealthy addiction!!! 040
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2025My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here! 1110
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 20/01/2025So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop 050
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 12/01/2025If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies” 050
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This is all NEW INFORMATION to me as a pure, innocent family comic!!! 020
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts. 190
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Scrolled so hard to find my Hermey era (aka when I had bangs in college) 020
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024(I do not actually care about this, but I do find the second one funny in a “changed a few words for my book report to avoid plagiarism claims” kind of way) 041
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Bravely reclaiming this 2019 tweet that was reposted on a gay meme account and has since been taken and rephrased by other meme accounts. 141
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age. 3316
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever 0100
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Bring back meme formats I don’t understand and mindless photo prompts that just give you an excuse to be hot 000
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Need less “everyone is talking about this” and more “what the fuck are you talking about” on my social media apps 130
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms. 160
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked. 040
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 24/11/2024me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top 061
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you (This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show) 020
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m sorry, but I feel like EVERYONE my age could recite the entire “Goo Punch” jingle. 010
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The way I remember both this show AND the one quote-skeeted 010
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024But I want to live in the chaos of hot takes about Chappell Roan AND someone’s gaping hole!!! 110
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me: I wonder what’s happening on Bluesky! Bluesky: Here’s my hole! (I am not complaining) 070
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public. 290
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!! 030
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024show me your legs bluesky? FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!! 1151
Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!! 2110