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Joe John Sanchez III

@joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social
265 followers 138 following 96 posts

Portland-based comedian and (sometimes) artist who bravely identifies as openly adorable.

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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bring back my girls (where they at?) Bring back my girls (get 'em back) Bring back my girls (come on) Bring back my (ladies) Bring back my girls But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
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PolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It would be wild if I started using this app
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Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Traveling for comedy a bit in March! Come say hello if I’m in your city: linktr.ee/jjs_iii
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you (This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!!
A yawning black and white dog in front of a tree.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
show me your legs bluesky? FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
A person with a mustache is wearing all black with teal sneakers. They have legs, which Ariel from the Little Mermaid would be jealous about.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!!
A dumb lil slut holds a peeled carrot while wearing a warm autumnal sweater. They are devastatingly attractive with a mustache.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Follow Brendo! He’s funnier than me, and I’m mostly only here to look at butts.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Wanting to be part of crowd work at a comedy show is inherently queer. Oh, you want ATTENTION? You mean the gayest thing of all time?!?!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Give Hilary Duff a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars for her comically bad Italian accent in The Lizzie McGuire Movie.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
What is the vibe here? Please answer.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
No idea what app that’s NOT called Twitter that I’m supposed to be tweeting on.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Dog update.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
I am no longer watching corgis.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Bluesky saw it first. (You are currently using Bluesky)
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
There are too many apps.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Being a bitch on Facebook as a form of radical queer protest, and nobody can stop me.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
It is against my nature to participate in things like this, but sorry, I love this and forgot about it until now.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Extra corgi pics for my Sky-Heads!!! This is exclusive content for the Blue Crew.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Between Jonah Hill and Darius Jackson—just two recent examples—we need to have a serious conversation about the way some men treat their partners' bodies like a piece of property with a giant "DO NOT TRESPASS" sign.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Is this app a safe space to be HOT?
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Joined Threads—because they already have enough of my data—but I want all my Sky Heads to know that you’re getting the PREMIUM content.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Shoutout to this cat who lives next to my friend and looks like a Muppet
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
As seen on the bathroom wall at Turn Turn Turn in Portland, OR. ALF - four ways.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
My personal take is that social media is both meaningless and profoundly important.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I’ve been tweeting the word “cum” on my otherwise now-dormant Twitter account, and I am slightly insulted that those tweets have been getting more attention than my ACTUAL (mostly bad) tweets.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
!!! CORGI ALERT !!!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
okay, I love this show again
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This one goes out to all the corgi freaks!
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Sky Heads, make some NOISE! We can’t let the Thread Heads outshine us.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
I like that this app feels like a SECRET.
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Joe John Sanchez III @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Drop a cat pic in the SKY for good luck.
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