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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We’re working on it. That’s all I can say for now. Subscribe to The Onion.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/08/2025
More from Newsom’s press office.
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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/08/2025
Gavin’s posts are the roast equivalent of beating someone with their own golf club.
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jerome i guess. @jeromecylin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
None of this is ever going to get me to watch CNN. This is just rage-entertainment. Fuck everything about this.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Glenn is also the moron that asked Zelensky why he wasn’t wearing a suit.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I love how the kitty blinks once, then the eyelids get heavier and heavier😂
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 12/08/2025
NEW: In June, ProPublica reported that the FDA has given more than 20 foreign factories a special pass to send drugs to the U.S. even though they were made at plants the agency had banned. Today, we’re publishing a list of those exempted drugs.
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The FDA Let Substandard Factories Ship These Medications to the U.S.
ProPublica identified more than 150 products that were exempted from import bans since 2013. Our list provides the names of the drugs or ingredients and their manufacturers, many of which are no longe...
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
For the record, I’m against basing our government on 2000 year old fairy tales of nomadic desert goat herders.
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LisaBeth @brokendemocracy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I’d like to see the Epstein files, how about you?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
here's today's post: "somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most" — what are the chances? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most
what are the chances?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is A+ trolling
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
For what? Getting beat up by a girl?
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Y’all out here complaining about Jizzlane Maxwell’s cushy camp cupcake prison digs & work release perks need to remember FL GOP AG’s let Jeffrey Epstein OUT of jail every day so he could go back to his mansion in Palm Beach and molest schoolgirls. Not a joke.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ok this is my laugh for the night.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The Reagan Administration started it. But everything that came after; Rush, Fox, NYT, WSJ, O’Reilly, Carlson all the way to trump, was just a snowball rolling down hill, gathering steam.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The pink polo sub guy making this place feel like twitter back when it was good
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
We should have thrown this dumb mfker in a cage after Jan 6 and never looked back, now USA is f’n joke.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
IIRC, a small pocket in NJ, by the sound shops, where we used to go to lunch. BTW, some of the best subs outside of Italian Beefs in Chicago I’ve ever had.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I worked in theater and travelled the country for 15 years. Worked in KC, Baltimore, DC, Chicago, Providence, Memphis, etc, etc. The only place I ever felt unsafe going home after the show at night was NOLA.
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Imabrattoo @imabrattoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Polly @polipolly.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I stand by every word I said here
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Bernie always loved Ginger. He just didn’t know how to express it.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The problem is the LEOs are fascists. They’re loving this. Total indemnity to be their worst selves. And get paid for it.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
There’s nothing unit for Donold, so he’ll never try it.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/08/2025
Not all Republicans are pedophiles, but all Republicans who support Trump support pedophiles.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
SI is the best. They basically rebuild you. It seems a lot because they like to start with 10 visits, but once you complete those, you can schedule weekly, bi weekly visits as necessary.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ever tried Rolfing or Structural Integration? My favorite type of massage.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’ve known he was a pedo since Katie Johnson filed a complaint against him in 2015. The article about Epstein’s sweetheart deal in the Miami herald/Acosta named as Sec Labor confirmed it.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
In 2029, they’ll be walking in and standing in front of graduated stripes on the wall.
5 men stand in a police line up in front of a wall with height markings  holding signs labeled 1 through 5.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
fresh pierogi
miso the cream rat curled up on a hammock with one leg stretched forwardmiso the cream rat curled up on a hammock looking at the camera
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2025
Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."
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Pine Tree Activism @pinetreeactivism.org · 11/08/2025
Did you hear the latest on the #EpsteinFiles? t2 is still in the Epstein files. t2 is all over the Epstein files. There are still tons of Epstein tapes with t2. Do not let the Epstein Files slip into oblivion. #RELEASEtheEpsteinFiles
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Several people have remarked how happy I seem lately. Three things I did in April: Moved out of my shithole apt, Quit watching MSNBC (except for All In and The Last Word)* and QUIT TWITTER! *And I’ve been so busy I only catch the highlights once or twice a week.
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Dave Min @daveminca.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Decided to check out Twitter. My observations: 1) It's a cesspool filled with right wing trolls. 2) Other than those trolls, it's pretty dead. 3) Speaking of trolls, it's clear I'm living rent free in the heads of the Orange County GOP and their new chair, who are kind of obsessed with me. 🤷‍♂️
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office. 
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
And PR, too.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It all depends on what your definition of “the best” is. Obviously Cankles Caligula’s definition is “nubile young Eastern European teenagers that know they’ll be deported if they report sexual assaults.”
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tarahne.bsky.social @tarahne.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Temu Kremlin
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
This is what pure hate and disturbing religious beliefs lead to. I’m with George Carlin. I pray to the Sun. There aren’t a lot of BS stories that wind up getting even more twisted by warped human minds attached to the Sun. And…the Sun doesn’t care who you love. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/u...
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Air Force Denies Early Retirement for Transgender Men and Women
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Kinda crazy how Dean Cain Sorbo’d himself. I guess he’s going to be acting in White Nationalist Jesus flicks from here on out.
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JoeHillToo @joehill2.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Well done!
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