Gemolisch
@jodievdw.bsky.social
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Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.
Queer Aussie neurodivergent writer, performer, poet, comedian, all that sort of thing. Side quest shouting about accessibility. Shenanigans by appointment.
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[Title panel]: STREET DANCE with MARK ZUCKERBERG
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[Mark Zuckerberg doing a street dance tutorial. he is wearing his silly current street bling look, with the big thick Meta Glasses]
MARK:
Hi there. I'm Mark Zuckerberg.
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Can you pivot?
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Pivoting is the hot new street dance that allows you to be...
[Mark spins around, shouting “PIVOT!”]
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[When he has spun round to face us he is now dressed in his original look - hoodie, jeans]
MARK:
…a 2000s tech bro…
[He spins around again, shouting “PIVOT!”]
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Now he is dressed as he was at Trump’s inauguaration]
MARK:
A MAGA friendly fascism enabler…
[he spins again, shouting “PIVOT!”]
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[He now looks like his weird big eyed METAVERSE AVATAR]
And whatever the fuck this was!
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[Mark spins back to his original modern bling look, complete with glasses]
[And ASSISTANT appears stage right]
ASSISTANT:
Hey, uh, Mark?
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ASSISTANT:
We looked at the response on socials and, uh…
Everyone in the UK is calling started calling your big glasses, uh…
"nonce goggles”.
MARK:
Oh no!
[He spins again, “PIVOT!”]
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[Now he is wearing the new META MUSE CHARM around his neck instead of the glasses]
MARK:
Who wants a weird Tamagotchi thing?
ASSISTANT:
Mark please stop
[ Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiearenxhcogs23oryk4wd7ed57ibo7cjwiflaoyayoaktgfin5f7y)
