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The thing I failed to realize a decade ago was what if my throwaway anonymous Twitter account became popular

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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is a great opportunity to purge any followers on here who are celebrating the murder. Bye, you ghouls, Godspeed on finding your humanity again
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Rich @rngraham.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
@jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social the pneumonia thread just pointed my ass in the right direction. The last good thing left on twitter. Now... Drugs!
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Darlings: truly moved that you would follow me on here, but at the moment (as always) I stay where the drama is. Lemme know when y’all start fighting
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Ryan Briggs @ryancbriggs.net · 05/07/2023
Post is a perfectly fine word
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Blocking everyone who uses the term “skeets” that I come across Skeets are undignified and I will not associate with those who so freely debase themselves
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keith.js @keithjs.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Tfw you tell your friends at the other place about Bluesky, but have no invite codes to offer
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
When you and your spouse work from home, you get to have conversations you’d never have at work, like “Look at the big bug that just flew onto the balcony!” “That is a big bug, I am afraid of it”
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
“How can we make sure this place doesn’t turn into the hellsite?” You’ve got it all wrong. The hellsite does not exist outside of us: it is within all of us, and it is a constant, never ending task to control the hellsite within. How can you control your own hellsite is the real question to ask
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
I’m not calling whatever I’m doing here some proprietary term that degrades both you and I by acquiescing to use it. I’m posting here. So are you.
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Before you stand three billionaires, all of which want you to use their own special app for chit-chat. Each has distinguished themselves as a mad monk, a chump, and a robot. What will you use to entice them into the doomed submersible?
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I’m still not comfortable in this place, kinda has a LinkedIn vibe tbh
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
pulling up to the death of the internet
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
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Jump @jodiesjumpsuit.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
The problem I am experiencing is that usually when I start an account on a new platform you don’t know me and I don’t know you so I can do whatever I want in the moment and that becomes me. It’s like starting at a new school in a new city. But I care about you lot already so I can’t be a jerk
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
the old hellsite is dying. the new hellsite struggles to be born. this is the time of posts.
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