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John O’Donnell

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 2h
See, the evidence was in plain sight all along!
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 3h
I’m only beating pheasants until the pheasant beater comes.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 3h
I blame Lincoln.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 4h
Those crazy Germans.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 5h
Come on, keep yourself alive. She was Queen, after all,
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 7h
For five years, he kept this eel, up his ass.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 7h
I was thinking similarly. Why didn’t he just ask someone from Led Zeppelin?
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 7h
Most Tories live outside the M25.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 7h
The thing about a Badenoch is that she has lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 9h
The thing I find funny going down the town is how the people who work in the shops can’t understand a normal West London accent. The American in front of me, fine. Me, who was born and grew up about five miles away? Not a chance.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12h
Fucking Kiwis.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12h
It’s a kind of magic.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 14h
There is no more holy position in London than that of a pie expert.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best ask Gary Numan.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A nice little quote from a random Redditor. “Mike Graham looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters, if Slimer was the ghost of a peadophile.”
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Official Secretions Act.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My company Kemiisanidiot Ltd, will do it for £8bn, in used, non-sequential notes deposited in our Cayman Islands bank account. It will work fine, trust me.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As in, “The spirit of Monkey was irrepressible.” Which was code for him wandering around China being a prick.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am not putting this up because that criminal, liar and fuckwit Archer has died.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really hope David Attenborough absolutely pissed himself laughing when he saw that.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it was only thoughts, why bother? I don’t want to put him up as a great example, but as Hannibal Lecter said, “Don’t you feel eyes wandering over your body, Clarice? And do your eyes not seek out the things that you want?” I’m guessing this guy just found Jesus in a big way.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably this.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is not going to happen, as Kemi gets all her ideas from Americans on Twitter.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You have to keep it flying.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because they are going to throw them in a lake?
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just muted him. He’s just a twat. Let him scream into the void.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was one of them “Bastard Kurdistan!” by any chance?
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He sounds so excited to be there.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, WTF?
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My Orison isn’t overcrowded. I rarely make petitions to a deity.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckwit.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t know the RAF had bases in South Dakota.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She got her foot caught under the shaft, according to the affidavit.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They were like water melons!
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s quite a walk from being the save the whales party to the antisemite party.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It all looks like they were set up.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
B1TEY is not a good sign.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s just like, your opinion man.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rob, are you at the Luddite Party conference, and are they standing in my local area?
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The hardcore Corbynites had to find somewhere to land. We now know where they are. This is why most political parties don’t let the membership run their manifestos, you are just encouraging nutcases to take it over.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Astrology is racism for white women.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not in my experience.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s great, unless you are trying to get to Notting Hill Gate from Baker St.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The US has exactly the same problem.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe, maybe not. Both countries have a slew of internal problems, and both absolutely hate each other, which smarter heads could use to their advantage.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe there are historical parallels. Britain was on a high after The Nine Years War, we were, top dog. Unfortunately, that meant we had no allies when the American Rebellion occurred, and had a whole world of enemies.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mate lives there. Yes, H&F is a rich area, well, Fulham is, but he isn’t. Shepherd’s Bush isn’t particularly wealthy, and East Acton definitely isn’t.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
India really does not give a shit about any other country thinks of them anymore. They think they are a superpower, and in some ways, they are.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because becoming a tech leader requires you to be a psychopath.
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He gets around, last time I looked he was my member of parliament.
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