DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 9hI briefly thought I was seeing @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social in a youtube pre-roll 040
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10hI realized we’re getting pizza facts on the app. I guess Hank finally ran out of jokes 040
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 30/09/2026I can’t believe Sarah (Urist Green) thinks sneezing is normal 😔 1100
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 27/09/2026How is Sam Reich only 42? He has the beard of a man in his 50s 260
Reposted by DftbaJohnGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here’s a trio of Lesser Scaup for the #BirdOfTheDay. Weird name, great bird #divers #birds 🌿 411913
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 24/09/2026@folly.studio Stampede discipline + Laika tag + CEO tag = ??????????? I was expecting 3s but I’ll accept this 030
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 23/09/2026There should be a statue of limitations on medical bills. If the provider can’t bill you within 3 months it’s free 1110
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 22/09/2026Can’t believe Sam is going to execute half of Dropout’s cast in one episode 140
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 17/09/2026I love when Siobhan says something so British that the rest of the table does double take en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_...en.wikipedia.orgPriest hole - Wikipedia 140
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 17/09/2026I feel like John Green is going to show up this season because Brennan mentioned consumption 0100
Reposted by DftbaJohnsarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026Sauron after forging the One Ring 091
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 14/09/2026Just got a work email from ‘iamaphish@suspicious.com’ Security team giving us a freebie 120
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 12/09/2026Horse and buggy was the apex of transportation technology and society should stop pretending that cars are normal 030
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/09/2026One of my coworkers has an accent that makes “log in” sound like “lock in” and I think it improves things generally 010
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/09/2026Your mouse has a bunch of dirt and grime in the cracks 140
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/09/2026Developer speak 101: “The issue can’t be reproduced.” What it means: “I didn’t try too much” 280
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 05/09/2026My dad is telling me that you cant use X (twitter) on a macbook anymore, which doesn’t sound right, but I’m not going to correct him if it keeps him off that place 150
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 29/08/2026Apparently all the airplanes going north to Newark airport follow the turnpike. At my cousins house and a plane passes overhead like every 3 minutes 020
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 26/08/2026I give wiping my butt with The Anthropocene Reviewed 4 stars 030
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 25/08/2026I miss when you could search “6/7” in Google and it would say 0.857142… 100
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 25/08/2026Wishing the government had chosen CMMS instead of CMS as their acronym for Centers for Medicare & Medicaid System. Will vote for any candidate who promises to change that 220
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 24/08/2026Guy at Taco Bell says if your kid wears Spiderman socks theyre being brainwashed by the devil because you can see satanic symbols if you look at spiderman upside down? 150
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 23/08/2026Why is Wawa gas proces lkke 20-30 cents cheaper than other places nearby? Are they just based like that? 020
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 19/08/2026John on AHA is just Dear Hank and John with a higher production budget 0140
DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 19/08/2026Work is sending out a survey asking how you’ve used AI in your work the past month 🤔 I know my coworker has used it to make cringe memes. I mostly asked it questions about Outlook’s calendar (scheduling meetings sucks ass) 040
Reposted by DftbaJohnBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey 633733634
