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DftbaJohn

@jobriq.dftba.social
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DFTBA - math nerd 30-something I forget what goes here

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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 1h
John Red is just John Wick
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 23h
No -.-
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 11/10/2026
Donating to a candidate you dont want in office seems like an unsound practice (billionaire megadonors take note!)
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe Democrats should back their own party?
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 11/10/2026
Pizzababy - 1 “Who the eff is Hank?”
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Pizza Rachel 🍕👨🏻 @dftbarachel.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
edit made from john greens instagram post today, he is standing backstage at his book tour holding papers and wearing a big orange caution cone on his head like a hat, ive edited the baby polar bear that likes caution cones onto johns head
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
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Say The Line, Bart! Classic Simpsons Moment
ALT: Say The Line, Bart! Classic Simpsons Moment
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
Here before this blows up
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
They don’t usually come back…
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
Caught a little guy
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
Lee you can't just say this to Hank now he's gonna make another podcast
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
Ya like jazz?
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 10/10/2026
I have a Telegram account where my name is Barry B. Benson and I just reply to spam messages I get with the same message.
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
Insert that one quote from your book
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
Horse alimony
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
Appropriate response tbh
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
Honk
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
Saying 48k American lives is equivalent to 1.1k Israeli lives is lunatic nonsense. How many 9/11s is the Holocaust equal to? Only a lunatic would compute a numerical answer to such a question.
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
They call him “McDoublepost Green”
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like a shitty season
Brennan mispronounced Toylight and said “Dimension 20: Toilet”
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 08/10/2026
But can emulators recreate the feeling of holding a 6-inch plastic cube?
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 08/10/2026
PizzaRachel
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 08/10/2026
1 BTM (Before Taylor’s Marriage)
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 08/10/2026
What we tell him AI is “American Intelligence”?
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 08/10/2026
Hotel? Trivago. Hollywood,? Ending.
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 07/10/2026
Miserable unloved money spider 💀
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 07/10/2026
The farm where retired youtubers go to live
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 07/10/2026
Babies
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 07/10/2026
This guy’s truck at Wawa sounds like popcorn in a microwave… that cant be good
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 06/10/2026
The gobbler is back. This is not a drill.
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 06/10/2026
Size chart was helpful cuz the psychedelicious shirt equivalent is one size up from the regular shirts. I dunno what a raglan shirt is but I like it
Shirt size chart on the pizzamas app.  T-shirt chart is above the Raglan T-shirt chart
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Free firewood in the front yar 🏴‍☠️
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Pizzamas merch arrived 👀
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Wait what do you mean I’m older than Justin Bieber
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
I will accept bad things that happen to Sam Altman specifically
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 04/10/2026
So long ago Twitter still existed
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 03/10/2026
Tbf modern safety features are pretty great. It feels wild that I used to drive without blind-spot detection, collision warning, AEB, etc. The back-up camera makes parking so much easier
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 03/10/2026
Old cars that still work are the best
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
A bit late but I just realized that purple dude is a giant flea
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
Snacks?
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
Rest in pepperoni
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
Careful, they could be armed
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Shadow The Hedgehog with a Gun
Alt: Shadow The Hedgehog with a Gun
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
Occasionally shoots people in self defense
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
Left-beef initializer
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
I briefly thought I was seeing @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social in a youtube pre-roll
YouTube ad for I think a hearing aid featuring a man who vaguely looks like John Green but like 15 years older
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe it’s a Scorpions Georg situation
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
I realized we’re getting pizza facts on the app. I guess Hank finally ran out of jokes
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
Adventuring party without context
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elisa🌻 @elisa.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
Please don’t milk the jalapeño
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DftbaJohn @jobriq.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
Nibble* but this is funny so…
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