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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 15/04/2026

um hello? this too shall-is not passing!!

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/03/2026

“fuck this, fuck america” trader joes clerk: i agree

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 30/12/2025

crazy how we have to pay rent on december 31 like idiots, as if it’s not a holiday, LANDLORDS DON’T WORK why are we paying them

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 07/12/2025

backshots during a full moon hit different

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 29/01/2025

my mom’s facebook selfies are going to fix america

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/12/2025

some woman in alabama probably:

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/12/2025

“them gays keep puttin’ their dicks in each other when they should be puttin the christ back in christmas” me just now

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/11/2025

drugged out twinks in a parking lot jesus christ on a plastic sign …or whatever Charli XCX said

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 26/08/2025

love when i match with someone on feeld and then absolutely nothing happens - it’s like making brief eye contact with someone midly attractive in a grocery store and you know ur a self-checkout girlie

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/06/2025

fuck i forgot this app was supposed to be my personality sorry guys

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/04/2025

y’all… music is so good! im listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/04/2025

deep down i am elizabeth bennet (keira knightly version) but in a mr bingley body

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 21/04/2025

i put out music for the first time ever and its a fergie edit over a sexy beat

joanthebaptist.bandcamp.com

orgasm, by the baptist

track by the baptist

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 02/04/2025

i think the pandemic rly accelerated the age of everyone bc i’m in my 30s and i took 3 naps today, all before 5pm

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 20/03/2025

shout out to all my homies with pathological demand avoidance, which my therapist calls “persistent desire for autonomy” we out here, not doing shit

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025

🥰✨your outie is addicted to amyl nitrate✨🌈

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025

tonight i went on a date to my favorite taqueria, where i watched a grown ass man -take off all the foil of his burrito, -UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 16/03/2025

i guess f8 nightclub updated their safe space policy and it’s just this poorly placed sticker in times new roman font that reads “THIS IS A SAFE PLACE” lmao

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 14/03/2025

my 15 yo, 1 ton paperweight w/ radio watching me dump my entire paycheck for the SFMTA

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 13/03/2025

i have arrived at the DMV despite being 10th in the virtual line, at this rate, i’ll be in my 40s when i get out of here

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 12/03/2025

i have arrived at the center of bureaucracy hell. -car is towed for expired registration -registration is behind two years -car tow goes up $74 per day -i get paid on thursday best case scenario is if i get murdered

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 10/03/2025

a mix for the speed demons, dubstep wigglers… there’s also trance! I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...

on.soundcloud.com

Hyeonje with The Baptist - 03.07.25

1st hour: The Baptist (@thebaptist-wav) / 2nd hour: Hyeonje (@hyeonje-fka-hommegranate) @nascentattraction @SutroFM

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 10/03/2025

🎵having fun is so hard when you’ve got (only) a library card🎶

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025

catch me at ur local club perched up on an array of subs txting the bestie about potential housing opportunities

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 08/03/2025

hi hello music nerds i’m playing bass music, left field techno and some 160bpm stuff at sutrofm.net in 20 mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?

sutrofm.net

SutroFM

Underground radio based in San Francisco

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t h e a @cybercultu.re · 21/01/2025

i love being trans. today, and every day

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 07/03/2025

paws up! cmon monsters!! everybody better be jumpin’!!!

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025

fresh outta therapy where we discussed how delusional christians are?? god is TESTING me today

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025

i woke up feeling feral and was like, “i should txt him”, then i got a text reminder that i had therapy at 10am touché, me… touché

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025

its friday and i had a lethargic-ass weak of work / bed doomscroll but because i still love myself i took me on a date to the beach woo

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/02/2025

it really took getting called the t-slur at the park by some teenagers for the existential dread of this administration to fully kick in. Like being not even a block away from my house.

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 27/02/2025

circle back slow dance to a harvest sky!!!’

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 27/02/2025

sorry i’ve been so quiet here i was pwaying hide n seek and my spot wasslike wewwy good so you guys woose

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 12/02/2025

my early awakenings to dance music sounds just like the vengaboys lmao

youtu.be

LazyTown - Bing Bang (Time To Dance)

YouTube video by MyUSMJr

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 11/02/2025

Lucas, Ness, Captain falcon

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/02/2025

i just learned the devastating difference between macrons and macaroons. i thought they were the same thing!!

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 06/02/2025

chat should i post this on IG serious question

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 04/02/2025

crazy that Hilary Duff invented rain when she wrote the 2003 pop hit “come clean”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2025

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.