Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 30/12/2025crazy how we have to pay rent on december 31 like idiots, as if it’s not a holiday, LANDLORDS DON’T WORK why are we paying them 000
Reposted by JoanJoan @joanthebaptist.us · 29/01/2025my mom’s facebook selfies are going to fix america 242
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/12/2025“them gays keep puttin’ their dicks in each other when they should be puttin the christ back in christmas” me just now 020
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/11/2025drugged out twinks in a parking lot jesus christ on a plastic sign …or whatever Charli XCX said 020
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 26/08/2025love when i match with someone on feeld and then absolutely nothing happens - it’s like making brief eye contact with someone midly attractive in a grocery store and you know ur a self-checkout girlie 100
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/06/2025fuck i forgot this app was supposed to be my personality sorry guys 010
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/04/2025y’all… music is so good! im listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack 020
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/04/2025deep down i am elizabeth bennet (keira knightly version) but in a mr bingley body 000
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 21/04/2025i put out music for the first time ever and its a fergie edit over a sexy beatjoanthebaptist.bandcamp.comorgasm, by the baptisttrack by the baptist 140
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 02/04/2025i think the pandemic rly accelerated the age of everyone bc i’m in my 30s and i took 3 naps today, all before 5pm 130
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 20/03/2025shout out to all my homies with pathological demand avoidance, which my therapist calls “persistent desire for autonomy” we out here, not doing shit 010
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025it was so embarrassing i think i disassociated the rest of the date 020
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025shoulda known, when this man said he was from Syracuse and living in lafeyette😔 020
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025tonight i went on a date to my favorite taqueria, where i watched a grown ass man -take off all the foil of his burrito, -UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife??? 240
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 16/03/2025i guess f8 nightclub updated their safe space policy and it’s just this poorly placed sticker in times new roman font that reads “THIS IS A SAFE PLACE” lmao 000
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 14/03/2025my 15 yo, 1 ton paperweight w/ radio watching me dump my entire paycheck for the SFMTA 010
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 13/03/2025hi, i’m Joan, a 56 year old trans woman, and I am still at the DMV 020
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 13/03/2025i have arrived at the DMV despite being 10th in the virtual line, at this rate, i’ll be in my 40s when i get out of here 130
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 12/03/2025i have arrived at the center of bureaucracy hell. -car is towed for expired registration -registration is behind two years -car tow goes up $74 per day -i get paid on thursday best case scenario is if i get murdered 100
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 10/03/2025a mix for the speed demons, dubstep wigglers… there’s also trance! I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...on.soundcloud.comHyeonje with The Baptist - 03.07.251st hour: The Baptist (@thebaptist-wav) / 2nd hour: Hyeonje (@hyeonje-fka-hommegranate) @nascentattraction @SutroFM 150
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 10/03/2025🎵having fun is so hard when you’ve got (only) a library card🎶 000
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025lol sorry i didn’t give enough context clues when I tweeted this at 7am, though that would also be stupid, this was stupid bc it was just an entirely different tranny working the door 110
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025one time, at my own party, someone came up to me and said, “wait, didn’t you just greet us and take our money at the door?” 💀 110
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025well-meaning gay guys saying something stupid to you on the patio of el rio is basically an SF right of passage ✨u made it✨ 110
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025catch me at ur local club perched up on an array of subs txting the bestie about potential housing opportunities 040
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 08/03/2025hi hello music nerds i’m playing bass music, left field techno and some 160bpm stuff at sutrofm.net in 20 mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?sutrofm.netSutroFMUnderground radio based in San Francisco 040
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/03/2025www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2x4Fxk7/tiktok.comMagical. TikTok video by Jesus Unfollower 110
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 04/03/2025the pity i feel for christians that actively choose to abandon themselves for a lifestyle that will ultimately hurt themselves and others, over and over again, is so sad to me 110
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 04/03/2025If anyone is curious to see my response, a good friend encouraged me to post it: 150
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025fresh outta therapy where we discussed how delusional christians are?? god is TESTING me today 230
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025i woke up feeling feral and was like, “i should txt him”, then i got a text reminder that i had therapy at 10am touché, me… touché 030
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025this was the playlist btw music.apple.com/us/playlist/...music.apple.comDetroit House on Apple MusicPlaylist · 15 Songs 000
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025its friday and i had a lethargic-ass weak of work / bed doomscroll but because i still love myself i took me on a date to the beach woo 160
Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/02/2025this is so real! the hypocrisy is SO loud. Yet the fear and judgement that’s so indoctrinated & ingrained (ancestrally) into their brains feels impossible to extract or mirror back to them. My mother is the same way w/ queerphobia on top of all of it 110