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Joan

@joanthebaptist.us
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bimbo thoughts only i love music & gay people i deejay sometimes on.soundcloud.com/ywNoHR3ZSWHfyi4AA

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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 15/04/2026
um hello? this too shall-is not passing!!
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/03/2026
“fuck this, fuck america” trader joes clerk: i agree
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 30/12/2025
crazy how we have to pay rent on december 31 like idiots, as if it’s not a holiday, LANDLORDS DON’T WORK why are we paying them
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 08/12/2025
literal ass was, in fact, howling
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 07/12/2025
backshots during a full moon hit different
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 29/01/2025
my mom’s facebook selfies are going to fix america
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/12/2025
some woman in alabama probably:
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/12/2025
“them gays keep puttin’ their dicks in each other when they should be puttin the christ back in christmas” me just now
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/11/2025
drugged out twinks in a parking lot jesus christ on a plastic sign …or whatever Charli XCX said
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 06/09/2025
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 26/08/2025
love when i match with someone on feeld and then absolutely nothing happens - it’s like making brief eye contact with someone midly attractive in a grocery store and you know ur a self-checkout girlie
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/06/2025
fuck i forgot this app was supposed to be my personality sorry guys
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/04/2025
y’all… music is so good! im listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 25/04/2025
deep down i am elizabeth bennet (keira knightly version) but in a mr bingley body
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 21/04/2025
i put out music for the first time ever and its a fergie edit over a sexy beat
joanthebaptist.bandcamp.com
orgasm, by the baptist
track by the baptist
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 02/04/2025
i think the pandemic rly accelerated the age of everyone bc i’m in my 30s and i took 3 naps today, all before 5pm
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 20/03/2025
shout out to all my homies with pathological demand avoidance, which my therapist calls “persistent desire for autonomy” we out here, not doing shit
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025
🥰✨your outie is addicted to amyl nitrate✨🌈
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025
it was so embarrassing i think i disassociated the rest of the date
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025
shoulda known, when this man said he was from Syracuse and living in lafeyette😔
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 19/03/2025
tonight i went on a date to my favorite taqueria, where i watched a grown ass man -take off all the foil of his burrito, -UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 16/03/2025
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 16/03/2025
i guess f8 nightclub updated their safe space policy and it’s just this poorly placed sticker in times new roman font that reads “THIS IS A SAFE PLACE” lmao
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 14/03/2025
my 15 yo, 1 ton paperweight w/ radio watching me dump my entire paycheck for the SFMTA
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 13/03/2025
hi, i’m Joan, a 56 year old trans woman, and I am still at the DMV
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 13/03/2025
i have arrived at the DMV despite being 10th in the virtual line, at this rate, i’ll be in my 40s when i get out of here
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 13/03/2025
once again i blame the moon
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 12/03/2025
i have arrived at the center of bureaucracy hell. -car is towed for expired registration -registration is behind two years -car tow goes up $74 per day -i get paid on thursday best case scenario is if i get murdered
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 10/03/2025
a mix for the speed demons, dubstep wigglers… there’s also trance! I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...
on.soundcloud.com
Hyeonje with The Baptist - 03.07.25
1st hour: The Baptist (@thebaptist-wav) / 2nd hour: Hyeonje (@hyeonje-fka-hommegranate) @nascentattraction @SutroFM
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 10/03/2025
🎵having fun is so hard when you’ve got (only) a library card🎶
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025
lol sorry i didn’t give enough context clues when I tweeted this at 7am, though that would also be stupid, this was stupid bc it was just an entirely different tranny working the door
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025
one time, at my own party, someone came up to me and said, “wait, didn’t you just greet us and take our money at the door?” 💀
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025
well-meaning gay guys saying something stupid to you on the patio of el rio is basically an SF right of passage ✨u made it✨
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 09/03/2025
catch me at ur local club perched up on an array of subs txting the bestie about potential housing opportunities
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 08/03/2025
hi hello music nerds i’m playing bass music, left field techno and some 160bpm stuff at sutrofm.net in 20 mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?
sutrofm.net
SutroFM
Underground radio based in San Francisco
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t h e a @cybercultu.re · 21/01/2025
i love being trans. today, and every day
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 07/03/2025
paws up! cmon monsters!! everybody better be jumpin’!!!
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/03/2025
why did this convince me to download the app (i regret it)
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 05/03/2025
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2x4Fxk7/
tiktok.com
Magical.
TikTok video by Jesus Unfollower
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 04/03/2025
dj set when
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 04/03/2025
the pity i feel for christians that actively choose to abandon themselves for a lifestyle that will ultimately hurt themselves and others, over and over again, is so sad to me
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 04/03/2025
If anyone is curious to see my response, a good friend encouraged me to post it:
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025
it’s 2025 and we’re trauma dumping on bluesky, get into it
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025
fresh outta therapy where we discussed how delusional christians are?? god is TESTING me today
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025
i woke up feeling feral and was like, “i should txt him”, then i got a text reminder that i had therapy at 10am touché, me… touché
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025
your eyes and ears say thank u
tiktok.com
TikTok video by Sakr
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025
this was the playlist btw music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
music.apple.com
Detroit House on Apple Music
Playlist · 15 Songs
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 01/03/2025
its friday and i had a lethargic-ass weak of work / bed doomscroll but because i still love myself i took me on a date to the beach woo
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Joan @joanthebaptist.us · 28/02/2025
this is so real! the hypocrisy is SO loud. Yet the fear and judgement that’s so indoctrinated & ingrained (ancestrally) into their brains feels impossible to extract or mirror back to them. My mother is the same way w/ queerphobia on top of all of it
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