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Joanne Crowe

@joannecrowe.bsky.social
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Dog lover, scuba diver, avid traveller from Australia who has lived and worked in 5 different countries (some twice!) and after 30 years in Germany has finally returned to Adelaide. #uglydog #uglydogs

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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 5 94🏅 98🔥 83😁 96🔥 88🎉 Final score: 910 Confused Karachi and Islamabad 😱
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here’s an old joke I unearthed and enjoyed recently.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com I started this trip relaxing in Bali, then on to Komodo for a week diving on a liveaboard.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Diving in Komodo. Here be dragons!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On vacation at my favorite Bali Resort. Lush vegetation between cottages, and amazing pool with one of the many water lily ponds on one side, a great dive center, AND BEST OF ALL, a Penis Shower!
A shower head that looks like it is coming out of the statues groin in an open air bathroom in Bali
Gorgeous swimming pool with a lily pond on one side.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@conductress.bsky.social Don't move to France!
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Love the Alt text!😎
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 24 96🔥 97🔥 100🎯 74🌞 72😁 Final score: 831 Thanks for alerting me to this, @mackaracka.bsky.social !
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Someone should tell the US armed forces that striking civilian targets (like water plants) is a war crime. But they probably dont care, anyway, because who obeys laws?
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Give the poor guy cake!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@jrwwdoglover.bsky.social Maybe Daisy is judging you when she refuses to listen? 😉
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I guess Trump figures if Putin can start an illegal war, why can't he?
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I haven't heard any major media outlet mention, even offhandedly, how unusual it is for something this significant to be announced from anywhere besides the White House. The constant normalization of this sh*tshow by the mainstream media is breathtaking!
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Look, I know there are bigger concerns atm but can we also consider the fact that Trump will be addressing the nation from MAR-A-LAGO (not the White House) about the illegal strikes against Venezuela, and only at 11 am after presumably a leisurely breakfast and spa treatment. How is this reality?!
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
even just a return to the marginal tax rates of dwight d. eisenhower—who judging by this chart must have been a hero of global communism—would be an enormous improvement over the status quo
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This year on Bluesky I wrote 128 posts and 1,192 replies. I received 4,718 likes, whereas 91 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "not" and 🟩! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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joannecrowe.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out joannecrowe.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This really scary if true! But who knows if this is just AI making us think it just be true because it is Jimmy Kimmel? vm.tiktok.com/ZGdmFWeDD/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Prepare to smile just as much as the street dogs wagged their tails today ❤️
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
After test driving 5 small SUVs under 30k Australian dollars (about US$20k) I finally found the one for my new life here in Australia! Meet my new baby!
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If JD Vance was really sleeping with Erika Kirk, I just think her eye liner would look better by now.
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Dogs Official @labradorretriever.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Yup, I’m in disguise! 🥸🎄 Santa keeps trying to kidnap me! 🎅🏻 Do you think this disguise will work? 😂🎄 Happy Saturday furiends! ❤️💚🐾 🛍 You can order Short, long-sleeve tee and Hoodie featuring prints of Husky and other dog breeds by LINK TO PURCHASE IN OUR BIO 👕⤵️ OR Visit website: teepetus.com/husky
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Gee, I might end up inbthr northern hemisphere again!
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Join in, download, get colouring!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Moose us verrry clever!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Arrived in sunny Adelaide! They put bows on the streets to greet me! What a welcome home ❤️
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Honestly, the replies. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
A grid of photos of me looking disappointed in different ways.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
On the plane for the first leg of my trip home!
A glass of champagne, a book, a glass of water, and a goodie bag. Flying in style!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@ravenmae.bsky.social Have you ever thought of teaching Kieran Italian? www.instagram.com/reel/DQttvQZ...
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild. Elephant Hippopotamus Giraffe Sloth Lion
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I drove for the last time on the autobahn (sniff 😢) yesterday at 170km/hr (105mph) yesterday. My old car did easily 136 mph on the autobahn, and I really will miss being able to drive so fast! But Sunday morning I fly to Australia, and will have to be content with a max of 110kph (70mph) 😱
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
So, my apartment is finally empty and clean (apart from the wine I am expecting my neighbors to drink, because I can’t take it with me)! I hand over the apartment and car tomorrow (which I also cleaned inside and out today!), and then a final dinner with my FWB on Saturday night.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Tips for my US friends having to deal with MAGA relatives tomorrow. www.instagram.com/reel/DRSZlWs...
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Bossi on Instagram: "Bossi’s Finishing School for Difficult Women presents: Wine pairings for each of your MAGA relatives. 🍷 Because nothing says “family gathering” like a tannic red with enough stru...
Discover expert advice on wine pairing for the most unpredictable family members, from grandpas with stubborn opinions to aunties with strong convictions, and learn how to survive and thrive during th...
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it. #WorldBollardAssociation😏
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful. #WorldBollardAssociation 📮
A row of postbox painted bollards in front of a post office.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I guess now they reclassified humans as white males with no disabilties.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@maryvarshini108.bsky.social Do you want to hire a kestrel, maybe?
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
She’s not wrong.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A lovely video of a manta feeding on all the good things attracted to the light behind our boat!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
One of my dive buddies made a great video of the highlights of our trip last September. You see white tip reef sharks, a batfish getting its gill cleaned, some nurse sharks (could gum you!) and eagle rays, which I have only ever seen singly! You can find it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zck...
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YouTube video by Lll Lll
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If you think modern speculums are uncomfortable......😬
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So today someone came and took my 3 tall bookcases, 3 vases, some bowls, a towel stand, and my entire Buddha collection! The movers forgot to take 2 drawers and a cupboard from the kitchen, but i also so managed to find takers for some bowls, glasses, and a coffee pot!
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Here I am completely happy!
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We might have FINALLY met our match… #WorldBollardAssociation
One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Well, I guess I won't be visiting my friend in the US any time soon. 1. I don't want to be disappeared at the border because I am a woke left winger 2. Air travel is a horror story right now 3. Shootings 4. They want to deny visas to fatties and diabetics. My BMI is currently 26, but I am diabetic 🤷
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
How do you get the old self interested lot out and replace them with young democrats willing to fight? Can you put someone younger and better against them in a primary or something, or does the Democrat party not allow that? In any case as bad as they are, they are the lesser of two evils.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Also, how can the country afford this, if there is no money for food or Medicare? The USA already spends more per head on military than any other country, but I guess all those donations from weapons manufacturers have to be paid for.
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Doesn't this mean these guys are really planning a war? Probably against Venezuela to get their oil? They are certainly not planning to use it to help Ukraine
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Joanne Crowe @joannecrowe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yep, these look like republican wives!https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/oF6eUVNPvf
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From the therewasanattempt community on Reddit: To look like normal people at Mar-A-Lago.
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