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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@joannebl.bsky.social
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Twitter escapee. Rarely post. Just enjoy reading observations of others, wishing I'd thought of writing what they’d said.

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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, but the manufacturer's partnership with JLR gives me comfort in terms of longevity including parts availability.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought one last year to replace my Evoque. Almost half the price, with all the bells and whistles, 7 year warranty, 5 star NCAP rating and great fuel efficiency, and unlike the Evoque, hasn't had to visit garage other than for its first service. I love it and so does my bank balance.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Or maybe he realised returning to the back benches after being PM wasn't going to work.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maybe try reading the article before posting......you'll learn something.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And you claim to be a "humanitarian"? How mean of you.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
TBF, it was probably a staffer who wrote it. Albeit he should have read over it first!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Go you. If I had to choose between paying higher taxes or living in a country where an illness can bankrupt you; your children need to do shooter drills at school and your President is a pathological liar, rapist, narcissist and misogynist, I'll gladly pay the higher taxes - thanks all the same.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vomit inducing.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And the English are famously egalitarian, right? 'Tis for the most part, a bit of fun, so no need to take it so seriously.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We like the English, we just can't support their football team. No offence!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Damn!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We are in the Fanzone!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Read your post and fished mine out the bin. Now melting nicely. 😋
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'll take anyone capable of intonation when speaking.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
But who? I can't think of a single person who would be any better than Starmer - and that's saying something, given how woeful Starmer has been so far.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I thought the war was won? 🤷‍♀️
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The man is an absolute, total embarrassment. But worse, are the sycophants that surround him.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It’s on the list!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@billbrowder.bsky.social First chapter down and immediately hooked.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Your country is on fire @cnn.com
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Both of our suggestions would be an improvement on the current system - that's for sure!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
They need to be paid a lot more, but banned from receiving other sources of income while in office. And donations to election campaigns banned too.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
His humiliation is on him - he chose to stand shoulder to shoulder with Trump. You reap what you sow.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I don't know who's worse - her for giving it, or him taking it. Cowardly on her part and pathetic on his. What a mockery they've made of something good.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
As a "rabid fan" and with Scotland qualifying for the first time since 1998, my head says no, but my heart has already booked flights to Boston. It's such a shame the actions of the current administration is spoiling the WC. Truly unbelievable what's happening in your country. We are sad for you.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Policeman? And Trump doesn't object to Putin's invasion of Ukraine - he admires it. If Putin can, he can.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Tremendous. Your review, not The Liz Truss Show.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Scotland has been doing this for many years through the Scottish Manufacturing Advisory Service, which is part of Scotland's economic development agency to improve productivity in SMEs.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Bitter and twisted.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Absolutely, she is a f***ing horrible woman.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I'm loving the whisky bottle tucked down the side of his chair!
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Happy Wednesday
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
For the four odd years Reform has been in existence, to come second, beating two major parties, is pretty good going, no? It's scary, as I fear for Scottish elections next year.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Thank God Plaid won - but I don't agree Reform getting 36% of the vote from a standing start is a disaster for them. If I was Reform, I'd be pretty happy with that result.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
He reaps what he sows.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/10/2025
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
British.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This is brilliant. Go Chicago!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Wonderful news. The orange Wotsit is going to be off the scale fuming!
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
She needs to finish off the letters in her signature properly. It reads like Kemi Budenach. 🤣
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Spoon fed pound notes by climate change donors and then hey presto! Her stupidity beggars belief. Does she think the British public zip up the back?
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Thank goodness for people like you.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Except she's not turning it around. She's driving it straight into a brick wall.
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Can the camera operator please turn it onto the audience?
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Even Schumer and Jeffries, who have been abject failures in standing up to your current administration?
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Joanne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joannebl.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Yes, along with a tin of Smash and marrowfat peas.
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Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Someone needs to put a new light-bulb in Melania.
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