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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 4h
real heads remember how it originally aired
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
KYLE HAMILTON
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you guessed it - Frank Stallone!
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
panel 1: "I sleep in a racing car. Do you?"

panel 2: "I sleep in a big car with your wife."

panel 3: first person view of homer driving, with his eyes shutting

panel 4: Homer's car crashed into a tree, with Milhouse's mom in the passenger seat
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
scrolling the ol' archive, have some Klassic Krusty @cpcolin.crappycomic.com
Twitter in 2022. Some guy named Fut Commissioner posts "only cucks have he/him"

Colum Bartolome: "He's got you there, Scott."

Fut Commissioner: "I thought we all knew this? Clearly you're a man. Unless you're not? Why not just put they?"

Colin: "They've got you there, Scott"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
STOP FUNKO MAN
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tom Cruise is out of options. If he wants that Oscar, he's gotta grow the moustache.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a spirit halloween costume package showing Chandler Friends and it's called "Strong, Confident Woman" and subtitled "-doesn't need to smoke"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Got my Tyler Huntley jersey on. Tyler Huntley, and not someone else.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
an instagram post from Amber Tamblyn consisting of a photo of Bob Odenkirk captioned "Happy 14th wedding anniversary to my one true love—the best father to our daughter and a husband who will have to do, for now. Here’s to another 14 years of you waxing poetic about the DSA and not one day more, per our contract. I love you, David!!"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Duke Nukem 3D, same story.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dubai brained hoarding simulator time
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ODU 2, App State 3
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My smokin hot wife won a Volunteer of Excellence pin from the regional Girl Scouts org!
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You NEED elevation changes! Racing is about traction! For whole-car vertical forces you need them.
Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy during the "you need CARBS" scene
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dudes rock
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A post from r/actionbutton titled "Surely he's saving the Castlevania video for this month right?"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cowboy Bebop episode 2
Tracy Jordan saying "Yes, I steal dogs."
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Better be good, nerds.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aftermath people will say anything about video games. "Gran Turismo doesn't have damage." Yes it does. That isn't true.
chris person saying "this is really the thing I keep focusing on. No car brand wants you to damage their precious little toys so no matter how painfully they simulate the realism it's intrinsically sterile, a Dubai-Brained hoarding simulator. A car that cannot crash is not a car."
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they say the wildest shit
"atp using windows is on a level of 'i dont want to have to do or learn anything ever :((' dangerously close to using ai 🚬🚬"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus Christ
Die Hard steelbook. It looks like total shit. He's like standing on the roof and it looks like AI. If it's not AI it's pure composite nonsense.Die Hard 2, same deal. He's standing there like a dumbass trying to signal the plane that's about to crash. Completely blank look on his face.Die Hard 3. He's just standing there. The wreckage of the act 1 bomb he wasn't present for is behind him.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh for Pete's sake
Steve Jobs died on October 8, 2011
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LET'S GOOOO
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah that's how that works
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actually, they're all generics!
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when I'm President we're replacing him with Jim Carrey playing him
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UPDATE:
Text from my wife: "[Boy]'s mom just messaged. [Boy] doesn't know what a crush is and wants to know if [Kid 2] will go trick or treating with him at their campground on 10/24."
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaming stuff might be the sugar that makes the AI "medicine" go down
a post from r/Simcity titled "I rebuilt SimCity 2000 in low-poly 3D, playable in the browser, and it loads your old SC2 cities"Play: https://dator.dev/city2026/ (free, no install, works best in a desktop browser)

It's the same game as the original Mac version underneath. The simulation is translated from the original's code and checked against the original running in an emulator: same city, same random seeds, identical save files after 10,000 game days. So zoning, traffic, crime, budgets, disasters and the advisors all behave the way you remember.

- Loads .SC2 files from the Mac and DOS/Windows versions, so dig out your old cities

- The Mac version's cheat codes work

- Everything you see and hear is new: low-poly models for every building, new music and sounds

- A few modern extras you can switch off in Options: tilt-shift, smog over polluted districts, a sky, and ambient city sounds that follow the camera

Most of the code was written by Claude Opus 5.5 (an AI model), in about 20 hours of my time.

If you know a quirk of the original that doesn't work, tell me.

Fan project, not affiliated with EA or Maxis.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pretty huge caveat of "but you're not taking it anywhere near PS5's online infrastructure," but uh...if this gets turnkey enough that's a pretty wild state of affairs
a post from r/digitalfoundry titled "God of War Sons of Sparta Running on PC: First PS5 Exclusive Ported via AnyPS5"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
o....kay.....
a fortune cookie fortune that reads "Don't Panic."
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
post a meme made by you
The Bo Burnham "[through gritted teeth] straight white male" meme only it's "Diet Pepsi is fine"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the bluray audio should include the sound of someone three rows behind you saying "what the fuck?" when it ends on the title after an unremarkable shot of Sonny walking into the hostpital's back door
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
$135 million
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there are so many Sony logos in this non-Sony movie
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michael Mann cranking the ISO on his mid-2000s digital video cameras
"I know what I'm doing."
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, Michael, I hear you. You want the plane to be 'extra.' I've got just the thing.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
imdb plot summary of Miami Vice (2006)
Colin Farrell in Miami Vice driving a convertible Ferrari while saying "Somebody's something's got to go somewhere, some when," into a cell phone.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3,021 screens
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
throwing my iced coffee in the face of the first dude who shows up to the interview in a sweatsblazer
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love Wisconsin
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that the PS3 has been promoted to living room, time to get RPCS3 working so I can GT6 with my racing setup
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
explains why I'm always saying this to my wife
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
two Ds in a pod
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when I was a kid my dad scored the character parts of the standee from the VHS release of TMNT II, and they framed the bookshelf in my room. I need to come up with something unexpectedly awesome like that.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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