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Games critic, author, podcaster. My new book Till The Heavens Burst is out now! joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/till-the-h…

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 25/09/2026
trying to find something in a store in japan: sumimasen, <don't try to speak more japanese, just gesture-ask for help and receive it quickly> meanwhile in australia: <if i say anything to anyone at all they'll realise i'm an idiot. better spend 30 mins not finding it myself before giving up>
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 18/09/2026
i mean that's the dream
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 18/09/2026
New gym shoes
A pair of 22kg weights before a pair of jikatabi style Nike workout shoes
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 17/09/2026
At the climax of Resident Evil (2026) the self-absorbed manchild screams "yeah! video games!" before reneging on his character growth. This is a reference to how video game movies never have anything to say
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 17/09/2026
Watched it to avoid sleeping today (flew back from Japan) and there's no chance I was sleeping through that
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 17/09/2026
The new Resident Evil movie is good.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 17/09/2026
Does Steve Coogan have some sort of deal with Qantas? I didn't even know there was new Alan Partridge but I watched all of it on the flight from Tokyo. And then Saipan. Both great. Strong recommend.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 16/09/2026
Ya boi on the jumbotron at the Ham Fighters game
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 13/09/2026
People with limited vision right before perverts got hold of the meta glasses
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 11/09/2026
Another Sony singleplayer game built exclusively for P-Zombies who yearn for the days when disembodied gods would tell them in detail every single little thing they should be doing from moment to moment
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ateam Plan
Alt: "I love it when a plan comes together" gif
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 10/09/2026
Wild to think the first time anyone at Sony played either of the Death Stranding games was June 2026
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/09/2026
Yeah, I love that there are still sites and creators making a go of it, but it really does feel like the competition has dwindled to a point where discussion has dried up. thisweekinvideogames.com does news in print though, which is nice. Features behind a very reasonable paywall too.
thisweekinvideogames.com
This Week in Videogames - TWIV
The important things happening in the world of videogames. News, reviews, and insights without ads or filler content.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/09/2026
So MuCh fOr ThE GlObAlIsT aGeNdA
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/09/2026
Vale Stevivor (pr. steve-eye-vore), a site that consistently punched well above its weight and never ducked a fight. Sometimes it picked fights for the fuck of it, but that's ice hockey baby and you gotta respect it. swright.au/news/a-new-p...
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A new path for Stevivor
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 01/09/2026
"fuck Zork" certified virtueless chatter
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jason Bateman's 'Pay Double' Dodgeball Quote
ALT: Jason Bateman's 'Pay Double' Dodgeball Quote
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 01/09/2026
It's gonna be 45 minutes of PlayStation execs spitting at you
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 30/08/2026
Everyone was so concerned over the shiner she got that nobody seemed to notice how good a fucking throw it was. Really makes you think
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 30/08/2026
I remember we were at the lake once and I was on the shore and my wife was a clear 25m away floating on the water and she asked me to chuck her a beer. I cracked out this beautiful high arcing throw over the trees and it zipped down and nailed her right in the face
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 28/08/2026
Star Citizen Squadron 42 has been delayed to avoid Grand Theft Auto 6. Chris Roberts popped on Netflix, watched the preview and flat out dookied his dacks when he saw the release date. He wrote the following while still actively shitting his pants robertsspaceindustries.com/en/comm-link...
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Letter From The Chairman
Roberts Space Industries is the official go-to website for all news about Star Citizen and Squadron 42. It also hosts the online store for game items and merch, as well as all the community tools use...
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 20/08/2026
They keep moving the stationery aisle at my local shop which I'm pretty sure is illegal
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 19/08/2026
The weight loss industry is a psy-op from Big Denim because they make pants you only need to buy once unless *big surprise* you wake up one day and your jeans don't fit any more
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 19/08/2026
Thanks Duskbloods network test for reminding me how terrible Nintendo online is
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 17/08/2026
Alright for basically no reason other than positive procrastination, I have compiled a comprehensive rewatch guide of The X-Files, distilling every season down to a British style 6 episode + christmas special long affair. joabyjojo.com/2026/08/17/x...
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The British Season Cut: An Essential X-Files Rewatch Guide
Want to rewatch The X-Files but only the best bits? This guide collects the six best monster-of-the-week episodes from every season.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 13/08/2026
I suppose I imagined the jank referenced in the title meant it would be deployed deliberately for entertainment, instead of used as a smokescreen to excuse the sloppy gameplay decisions.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 07/08/2026
Weight plates being stacked out of order has the same effect on me as sprinkling rice in front of a Chinese vampire
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Jeremy Ray @thejunglist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Titanium Court is a fever dream of match three, beach rock, and Shakespearean storytelling. AP Thomson joins grokludo for a spoiler-free chat about the themes, "reverse punchlines", and behind-the-scenes processes that built his immortal faerie court. youtu.be/62upM-7C49E
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Holding Court With Faeries, Fools, and Finite Jest - AP Thomson | grokludo 28
YouTube video by The Junglist
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/08/2026
i'm gonna go add ANOTHER asterisk to your 1/3rd of a year title.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/08/2026
Oh I see now, you're literally insane. An actual crazy person. Your version of reality is different to everyone elses. It all makes sense.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/08/2026
it's that sort of capacity for understanding that's lead to you never winning a single real year
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/08/2026
Won the first real year, only lost last year because I constructed my own defeat to save the league from despair, am lulling everyone into a false sense of security this year for strategic reasons beyond your comprehension
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/08/2026
I have been clapping cheeks at Fantasy Critic League for years and it has never earned me a single cent, continuing the trend of me using my immense talent for gaming trend analysis to not make any money
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 30/07/2026
My newest book, Final Final Girl, is available right now! Find it on Kindle, Kobo or DRM free direct from this website, grab the paperback from Amazon or the audiobook direct from me! joabyjojo.com/final-final-...
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Final Final Girl
Magic always has a price. The Town of Swarga is paying in full. For decades, the isolated Australian town of Swarga has thrived on a dark, unspoken secret. But when a mysterious, leather-bound tome…
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 22/07/2026
Could therapeutic jawline Botox injections help solve wolverine's clenching issue or would his healing factor render it useless
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 16/07/2026
Man imagine you're the bloke in charge of the beached boat and Odysseus and his away team lead by his nepo-hire brother-in-law come sprinting back to the boat chased by hordes of who-knows-what for the umpteenth time, I'd welcome Scylla's sweet release
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 16/07/2026
Now that England is out I need a new team to root against. Who is the funnier loser between Spain and Argentina? If it was Rugby it'd be easy, because the Pumas can suck a fuck, but I dunno here.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 15/07/2026
never forget
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 07/07/2026
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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One way you can show Microsoft your concern is here through the XBOX Player Voice feedback platform: feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/ide...
Yesterday’s layoffs at Bethesda Games Studios were not a cut of “14 layers of management”. We lost dozens of programmers, artists, designers and testers. Many of whom worked at BGS for decades.

If Bethesda fans are worried this will harm the quality of our future games, like TES VI, let Microsoft know!
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 07/07/2026
Pouring one out for Folarin Balogun who made a reckless tackle to give the US team a storybook excuse for why they lost to Belgium only to watch it dissolve before his eyes at the eleventh hour
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 07/07/2026
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 06/07/2026
move over Brutal Doom, the Slop Doom era is coming
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 04/07/2026
the exact sentence that killed democracy
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026
Well here's Egypt scoring 6 times and Australia doing nothing
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026
Feel bad for the SBS editor who has to find 3 minutes worth of highlights in that trash fire
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026
Tonys are banned from coaching Australian national football teams.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026
Maybe we shouldn't have spent 120 minutes playing scared.
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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026
Jesus fuckin christ
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