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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 16/09/2026

Ya boi on the jumbotron at the Ham Fighters game

Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 22/07/2026

Could therapeutic jawline Botox injections help solve wolverine's clenching issue or would his healing factor render it useless

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 03/07/2026

Feel bad for the SBS editor who has to find 3 minutes worth of highlights in that trash fire

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 17/06/2026

I *HAVE* an IMDB account and I'm not signing in out of spite. This is a crazy move. I wanted to read the ramblings of a lunatic but not so much that I'm gonna try and remember my fucking password for it. I'll just go check out the TIMECUBE on internet archive instead.

A clipped screenshot from IMDB.com reads "Sign in to access user reivews"
"See opinions from other fans, or write your own review."
"Sign in to IMDB"
"This extra step helps us keep IMDB's reviews a space for genuine, human voices."

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 14/06/2026

colin firth looks like he's fighting for his life in this turtleneck. who did my man like this

Clipped image from Disclosure Day shows Colin Firth drowning in a turtleneck. Sci-fi business occurs all around him.

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 10/06/2026

One of these is for my monitor. The other is for my lamp. When it's dark in my office and I need some extra light, guess which one I press the power button on most often

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 20/05/2026

Out here celebrating the downfall

A screenshot from the WatchMojo "MojoPlays" channel's 10 most controversial IGN Scores in the Th Past 30 Years. The closed captions read "Exception was IGN, where reviewer Joab Gilroy gave it a 7.1. But the"

Some fucking guy called Joabyjojo writes "The day no one talks you is the day you are irrelevant, so thank you. OK, never heard of your channel and I admit I didn't see the video, but a few points;"

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 13/05/2026

Never speak to me or my son again

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 21/04/2026

Berk was opening that trapdoor like me opening my seventh beer, just a bad idea every god damn time

Berk from the TV show "The Trap Door" goes to open the eponymous trap door despite all warnings against this action

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 10/04/2026

two rad kickstarters reached their funding goals today!

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 06/03/2026

Silent Sly/Poison build goes crazy

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 05/03/2026

It fuckin looks like WHAT

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 20/12/2025

He's richer than you

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 19/12/2025

Still no "skip forever" option I see, how convenient

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 16/12/2025

Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 15/12/2025

useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 12/12/2025

I'm not a combat expert but what the fuck was this attack gonna achieve

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 11/12/2025

ahh yeah that's definitely the most recent Nintendo first party title

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 09/12/2025

What if *****TONY HAWK***** wasn't just some fucking guy? Doing generic ass tricks on some boring old skate park???

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 09/12/2025

Listen I've never played a sports game before but let me tell you all about them.

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 09/12/2025

Can't express enough how tilted I am by this review. It legitimately feels like it's from a different universe. Like I'm being gaslit while the stakes couldn't be lower.

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 27/11/2025

no idea who this grogu is but i am excited to see more baby yoda

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 29/10/2025

Got a w in our third game of redsec. I'm digging it.

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 09/10/2025

Got a high score of 102 points in my sick review of Silent Hill f, obviously a higher score is ideal

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 02/10/2025

oh geez rick it looks like i'm the boss

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 24/09/2025

And that's A20H Ironclad done! 5 attempts, every run made it to Act 4, Ironclad is easy. Defect took more attempts than Ironclad, Silent and Watcher combined.

Slay the Spire screenshot. The Ironclad end screen after it kills the heart.

Slay the Spire screenshot. The Victory screen.

Slay the Spire screenshot. The vital statistics of the run. Time 66 minutes. 24 relics. 32 cards.

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 24/09/2025

Bloke pulled up next to me at the lights on a motorbike (I was on an ebike) and yelled at me to sign up to be a bus driver. Getting hit with the superliminal messaging now

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 23/09/2025

How hard do I have to clap them cheeks to get World Class recommended

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 19/09/2025

Guess who's merely overweight

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Joaby @joabyjojo.com · 18/09/2025

Didn't realise how hard the heart was gonna be on defect but I finally fucking did it. Just went through the stats. 87 attempts, 22 deaths at the heart, 6 abandon runs because I boss swapped into runic dome.