Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Watching #BlanketyBlank and I thought Harry Redknapp was supposed to be illiterate? 001
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 09/04/2026ITVx have a Non-Stop Statham section which we are curently working through (takes about 10mins viewing one to work out if we've seen it before) 010
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Having no prior knowledge of Red Dead I thought the content issue when allowing teen to play it was around violence etc, did not anticipate total heartbreak over the death of a horse 010
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Loved reading this and has inspired a Tintin re-visit. I read Picaros first on holiday in Austria when I was 8, so started at the end. Crystal Balls/Prisoners favourite but Explorers on the Moon framed pic in the hall as the cover art was so good 010
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The Nick Mohammed paradox: so good at the puzzles on #CelebrityTraitors last night, yet so bad at Taskmaster 030
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Spent so long wondering what other first-part-of-the-names of dips were there 010
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Even ignoring all of the racism, I just don't know why Reform voters want a man who didn't turn up and do the job as an MEP, doesn't turn up and do the job as an MP, to now be PM 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Watching Operation Dark Phone and absolutely delighted to see that some of footage tracking criminal gun runners is taken approx 25m from my front door 160
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 11/08/2025There is a movement amongst sewers to make the more sanitised description of sewist happen (genuinely) 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Deep Cover on Prime is great fun and an ideal film night with teens. Lots of proper laughs with a great printer joke too 030
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I was convinced they'd know all about BB from school but no, I stepped in and did the work of the Daily Mail in their case 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I felt I had to speak to both of my teenage sons about the Bonnie Blue furore (which I resented) but neither of them had heard of her so what I in fact did was tell my sons about Bonnie Blue. 1351
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Stormzy in stitches #TextileArt #FibreArt #FiberArt #embroidery #applique 060
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Why are none of these friends telling Gregg about the existence of loose cotton boxer shorts? 170
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Also let's be honest and call it what it actually is, which is strangulation 020
Reposted by Jo CarterAngus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 07/07/2025A Penguin editor looking around their office this morning. 4296100
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Totally, Sure Start made my 1st time mum life demonstrably better. I saw a weaning video there, which, although too early for my son at that point, covered dealing with a baby choking so I knew exactly what to do without panicking when at 2mo he choked on mucus. 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Motorway services, even the bad ones are OK and the best ones are worth a day trip 100
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Haha! I made a cup of tea once whilst eating a bag of crisps and poured the milk straight into the crisp packet 0250
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Water is so heavy, just really really heavy. A full watering can is a weight. Two miles of it on top of your little robot-wars-submersible is pure madness 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Stitched up Bob Mortimer #TextileArt #FibreArt #FiberArt 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 09/06/2025On University Challenge the answer to the maths question is always 0 or 1 so I'll go with one of those. Or both 030
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 26/05/2025My husband's aunts and uncles were killed by Spanish flu, his father, my father-in-law, was the only surviving child (1 out of 4). My 17yo does like dropping that into his History lesson convos 010
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Enjoy - I will be listening to them from my back garden! 020
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Even if I'd won the EuroMillions this week I wouldn't have been able to part with £16.5k for that 050
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 22/05/2025This is how I found out about a thing I never wanted to find out about 110
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Stay safe, stay in the shed (I have a son doing A levels). So many kids are worried about messing up and missing the boat, but there is a boat every 10mins at their age. They have so much time 000
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The father figure was really interesting, not 'bad' in an obvious way but it showed how his daughter and wife were conditioned to tiptoe around him and not 'set him off'. They were managing his mood/rage 080
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Finished stitching my David Bowie pic I think. Hard to know when to stop. #TextileArt #FiberArt #FibreArt #sew 030
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I was euphoric at £27 because I thought it might be closer to £50. Left feeling like it was a bargain 110
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 18/04/2025It was the only place my then 13yo wanted to visit on our last trip. I have never felt more tense and sick in my life than waiting to find out how much his bag of pick n mix M&Ms cost (£27) 1110
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Really enjoyed #ThisCityIsOurs At least 30% of the dialogue is the word 'lad' (not a criticism) 010
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I finally finished a quilt I started over a decade ago and miraculously I still love it 0270
Reposted by Jo CarterGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 09/04/2025If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.ukgailmyerscough.co.ukGail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | ManchesterSurface Pattern Design & Illustration by Manchester based designer Gail Myerscough. Contemporary design meets mid century style. Contact for art licensing, commissions & collaboration enquiries. 40314358
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Same here, I have a small design business and it's starting to feel impossible. Hope it picks up for you (and me) soon! 140
Reposted by Jo CarterOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8849110128445
Reposted by Jo CarterMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/03/2025My daughter told her grandma that WTF means “Wow, That’s Fantastic”. Her texts are funny as hell now! 973048282
Jo Carter @jo2owls.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Haha! I asked my 14yo something similar and he said 'Mum, I have a favourite female musical artist (SZA), I'm one of the good guys' 0130
Reposted by Jo CarterAverage Human Teessider @utbsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith… 0506
