Reposted by @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social

Saw a zillow listing touting the smart fridge and can't tell you how much I need the fridge to be the dumbest appliance in the house.
I just need it to be cold. Nothing else.
Should be JD Vance levels of dumb, just there without a thought, being cold & impersonal, staring at the couch all day.