jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I imagine that when you shit your pants on a regular basis you need something you can buy in bulk. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just get on with it, you old bastard. Go towards the light! 050
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just checking… are we really trying use the words “Trump” and “morally binding” in the same sentence with no sense of irony or satire? 031
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ve seen horses on TV that can at least count. 010
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I was UPenn, I’d withdraw his degree. 0131
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can someone get rid of that fucking constant smirk he has while he lies his ass off? I don’t really mind how it’s done, but I certainly wouldn’t be averse to someone pushing his teeth so far down his throat he’ll need to floss with toilet paper. 001
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026From my first encounter with his work when I was an undergrad in the late 90s, and all the way through grad school, I could never understand how anyone could take this guy seriously. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Did this creature get the gig because his crypt is next to Stephen Miller’s? 011
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Do you reckon at some point he’ll notice that people stopped giving the steam off their piss about what he thinks and instead have just moved onto trying to mitigate his petulant bullshit? 050
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We are going to need Leslie Jones too. 1220
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Who else read this in Bob Dylan’s voice? 030
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026From the Russian perspective, they’d be as breathtakingly incompetent as the US administration if they weren’t. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think it’s important that the Texas A&M yell leaders have some healthy competition. 020
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026NORAD doesn’t exist to protect Canada. 🤷♂️ 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The thing is, this was literally Trump’s approach to Covid testing- if we test less, there won’t be as many cases. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Who else’s first thought was of the infamous 2007 Miss Teen South Carolina brain fart? 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It should be mentioned that Hegseth was likely aboard only because the C-32 (757) was probably his jet in the first place and Trump was hitching a ride. What would have been fucking hysterical is if Trump had made him get on the “decoy” with the others. 😂 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The target was the uni spot. The grades were what he thought he needed. Hopefully he’ll see that at this stage being sad dropping a grade is like a footballer moping because he won the FA Cup by only scoring two goals, rather than getting a hat trick. 😉 110
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Secured the first choice. Job done. Mind you, it is a bit jarring that the thing you’ve been flapping about for two years suddenly stops being important and will likely only be discussed again in freshers’ week small-talk. 110
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s not that she doesn’t know, it’s that she just doesn’t care. 0200
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s the last, desperate roll of the dice to get out the vote of the dumbest component of their shrinking base. It’s not going to persuade anyone who has two brain cells to run together. 010
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026To be fair, they lost their dignity long before that. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The United States is literally the only nation on earth where this abject stupidity is allowed to run riot. 1212
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026For Blanche and, more importantly, his boss, 365 grand a year is an absolute bargain if it keeps the files from being revealed. 020
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Nothing new about that. They’ve been operating out of European bases and Diego Garcia for months. 🤷♂️ 110
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026TBF, though, I know quite a few scientists that I wouldn’t trust to babysit a ficus plant. 😉 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don’t want to upset anyone, but guess who Trump supposedly wants to nominate to be the next UN Secretary General... 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026What would you call a “nuclear” plane? Most US strike aircraft types have a nuclear capability. One notable exception, though, is the B-1B, which was designed as a strategic nuclear bomber but lost its nuclear capability in the 90s and it’s the B-1B that’s just been given orders to the region. 130
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comBob Loblaw's Jail Crime QuestionALT: Bob Loblaw's Jail Crime Question 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Glad to see that he clearly thinks things through before opening that fucking cave of his. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Talk is cheap. Just get on with it. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Do we reckon everyone else is far enough away to avoid the smell? 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Taco Bell never needed any help from Cyclospora. 010
Reposted by @jmcwilliamson.bsky.socialETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 15/07/2026Saw a zillow listing touting the smart fridge and can't tell you how much I need the fridge to be the dumbest appliance in the house. I just need it to be cold. Nothing else. Should be JD Vance levels of dumb, just there without a thought, being cold & impersonal, staring at the couch all day. 4912100
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Is he having a Jan 6 PTSD flashback or something? 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He’s led the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England. He has a DPhil in Economics from Oxford and worked at Goldman Sachs. Immediately prior to entering electoral politics he was the chairman of Bloomberg. Whatever TF in his history made you think that he wasn’t a capitalist? 😂 180
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Take a deep breath and try to remember that where you stand depends on where you sit. The fact is that Carney must pick his battles with Trump and the American right carefully. He doesn’t have the luxury that we have. Ripping into Lady G has little upside for him and Canada, and a lot of downside. 010
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He legitimately might be the only person outside Lady G’s family who will miss him… or at least his brown-nosing. 120
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There are probably a few cabana boys and masseurs going through some things today too, TBF. 040
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026…and originally by Japanese immigrants. The Chinese only took over when the Japanese were interned during WWII. 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Devon and Cornwall Police have released a photograph of a person of interest: 000
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My first thought was that some cabana boy probably went full Supermarket Sweep on his place before calling the paramedics. 010
jmcwilliamson.bsky.social @jmcwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don’t cry because people are noticing you posted inaccurate slop, fella. Do better if you want to make a serious point. 000