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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael

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GO&HF Dumbest motherfucker alive. JMCAggregate.com TemporaryState.org

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The face and body language of a man who can’t believe his plan worked but isn’t in the clear yet.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

And all the dates are in Israel.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Guys I finally did it I found the World's Worst Shoe.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Today I learned one of the Russo Bros (America's premiere Action Figures Slamming Together directors) moonlights as a Scarves All Year typa guy.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

It’s 2025 for how much longer are people going to write essays about how’re they uncool neurotics who suck to hang out with?

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

ChatGPT: “Can you generate two paragraphs of promotional copy as well as a promotional flyer for a dance party in Bushwick for people in their early to mid-twenties that are being nostalgic for a time that they can just barely remember and most certainly have no social connection to? Thank you.”

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Somehow the new NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks simultaneously like both Bert and Ernie.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

This guy watched 136 die including his father and his takeaway was “I’m so lucky now I must make an energy drink” also I have more terrible news for you all this is delicious.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I know it’s supposed to be Christmas themed but T-Pain looks like a dang leprechaun.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Never in my life have I ever been this attracted to a blonde woman yes I consider Savannah Guthrie to be blonde.

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Jordan AKA Jordan Michael @jmcaggregate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Speaking of gay where can I get Ana Gasteyer’s coat god bless this woman for pulling this off if I was able to do that I’d put that shit on my resume.