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Jmal116

@jmal116.pmd.social
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As a child, I considered such unknowns sinister. Now, though, I understand they bear no ill will. The universe is, and we are. I am ready.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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きなこもち @kinakomocheeni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🍂🍁🍂🍁
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CodeMeRight1 @codemeright1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A bag of sweet things!
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
squirtle, milotic, and eevee ko-fi request!
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bulby
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 02/10/2026
"are you on your way to Pittsburgh?" - woman sitting behind me on an airplane heading to Pittsburgh
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 27/09/2026
He speaks the truth
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 17/09/2026
I am pleased(?) to inform you it will not stop
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 13/09/2026
OK hear me out, surely this time is the last time
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 13/09/2026
You'll never guess what happens next
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 13/09/2026
Work computer has now crashed a third time
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 12/09/2026
In the last two days both my work computer and my home computer have both crashed twice, and teams crashed 3 times on top of that in 2 hours last night. How is anyone supposed to take Microsoft seriously at this point
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly, my experience was kinda the opposite. I felt overwhelmed in school about the things I didn't know, but once I got out I realized many things that sound fancy boil down to a function call. It feels like there's so many things at first, but jobs don't have you using every tech at once
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 12/09/2026
Man I love that the FDA can send an email to my company at 5pm on a Friday and just delete my weekend
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 11/09/2026
Currently fixing a project that should have been a formative experience for another developer, but they wrote a bunch of terrible code and then left the company so now it's my problem
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We may never know how deep the horse rabbit hole goes.
A screenshot from a Reddit post on r/askscience. The main post by user Seeyalateralevator questions "What is this subs thoughts on the Multiple Horse Theory?" with 146 upvotes and 49 comments. A top comment by user -_-Orange suggests that seeing multiple horses together implies different individual horses, with 67 upvotes. User created4this comments about one horse and mirrors, getting 38 upvotes. User ulubai humorously adds "Swamp gas" with 7 upvotes.A screenshot of a Reddit thread discussing a humorous mathematical theorem. Theorem states any group of n horses are the same horse. The post uses induction to humorously prove it and ends with "Q.E.D." Below, comments reference the Canter Set and agree with the theorem's logic.Comments discussing the idea of horses as a human invention, with varying opinions. Mentions of "Big Chariot" and "Gates" in a speculative context.A discussion thread about philosophical theories on horses. The first comment describes Plato's idea of an ideal horse versus multiple imperfect horses, suggesting "Zero Horse Theory" as more accurate. Additional comments express disagreement and support for the theory's insights.
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Steven Higbee @stevenhigbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
should I do more ocarina ensemble video game music covers?? #ocarina #ocarinaoftime #hollowknight #silksong #flute
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𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓮 @chaimecho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fortunately she retained SOME memories #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon #pokemon
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 26/08/2026
We can upload 10 minute videos to bluesky! Please watch and share Deathahedron! The pilot I made over the course of a whole year! I play another robot and it's totally different than the last robot I played. Also it's full of models I made! Youtube link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FNC... #scifi
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 27/08/2026
Have I successfully procrastinated long enough for this problem to have magically solved itself?
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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melyn 🌱 @melynart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🫧; new pokémon fanart, popplio and spheal playing together! ⊹ ˖ֹ #pokemon #pokemonart #art #illustration
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Steven Higbee @stevenhigbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pokemon Center (Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald Version) played on the Ocarina! #ocarina #ocarinaoftime #pokemon #nintendo #flute
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ready, steady...! new artwork ^o^
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 15/08/2026
Somehow I finished this entire trip without posting anything, maybe I will share more at some point. But in the mean time, here's a second one with a staircase
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Pykuo @pykuo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy PMD day! And I have nothing to celebrate it (AF moment), so... repost time :run:
Digital Painting of Pikachu and LucarioDigital painting of Eevee and Pikachu.Digital painting of Torchic, Spheal and Bulbasaur.Digital painting of Lapras, Snivy and Litten.
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めあり愛子 ⚘ @meariako.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
vaporeon💧 #シャワーズの日
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 31/07/2026
Major congratulations to the city planner who decided the rainbow street should perfectly frame the church in the background, 10/10 no notes
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LurSpirit @lurspirit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
An entry created for the Oricord event of Ori 11th anniversary #Ori
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This week's Jim Haggerty Show carries a CONTENT WARNING for transcendental religious experience.
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 24/07/2026
Wtf are roads in New Jersey
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 20/07/2026
I can only listen, but I'm pretty sure some lady is sitting in public playing some AI generated action/family drama combo on full volume on her phone. The mother has referred to her baby as "baby" so many times now I think I'm going insane
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cyndaquil official art and the following text “fun cyndaquil facts: one day you will have to answer for your actions. And God will not be merciful”.
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 16/07/2026
"does he have a back or something?"
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 15/07/2026
He is listening
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Therandomray @therandomray.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
alone
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xkcd title text @xkcd-titletext.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Title text: "We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate." Alt text: explainxkcd.com/3270#Transcript
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
a screenshot of the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking at you. the text says "POV: YOU'RE THE MEME" but the text is flipped
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 14/07/2026
The moment I knew the meme was dead was when I saw a middle age lady do it on camera during a meeting a few months ago
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Our bones could be hollow. If so then what is actually inside them? The truth comes out on The Jim Haggerty Show. youtu.be/MXiq-s0QGgo
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 13/07/2026
Why isn't ranch dressing spelled as rantch
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𖹭 Sylvie 𖹭 @sugarsylvie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Jolteon and Lucario #art #fanart #pokemon #eeveelution #jolteon #lucario
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 07/07/2026
"your claim that this affects most people seems unsupported by the data, which shows only 75% of people are affected"
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 06/07/2026
“Could we make it a more action-oriented deer hole?” This was, obviously, an infinity train note that has lived on in my brain for many years.
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 05/07/2026
I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS AND A BUG FLEW DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 05/07/2026
Me: "Let's go on a nice scenic hike to relax after a long week" Jonathan Blow:
A boat sails along a river, moving directly across the screen
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Vaporeon Board
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Paloma @paloma-pidgeon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Loneliness.
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Jmal116 @jmal116.pmd.social · 02/07/2026
"they're both straight dudes, they just happen to be married"
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