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JLP @jlp.systems · 36m
auxiliary percussion
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JLP @jlp.systems · 40m
Ok let's go home and then go to band practice
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JLP @jlp.systems · 2h
I have two attributes
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JLP @jlp.systems · 3h
Power is basically whatever
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JLP @jlp.systems · 3h
I'm ringing a huge bell
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JLP @jlp.systems · 3h
whoao
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JLP @jlp.systems · 5h
Pimp My Consciousness
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JLP @jlp.systems · 5h
Lol why would he be blocking anyone at all? How can he do his job...
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JLP @jlp.systems · 5h
Undercut looking cool as hell... tempted to try it myself
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JLP @jlp.systems · 7h
Cycled in the morning chill for the first time... I need cold weather gear!
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JLP @jlp.systems · 8h
YES
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JLP @jlp.systems · 8h
lol
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JLP @jlp.systems · 8h
Remember everything NOW
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JLP @jlp.systems · 9h
The Ethical Jagoff
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JLP @jlp.systems · 17h
wait really?? lol
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JLP @jlp.systems · 17h
I require CALS
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JLP @jlp.systems · 18h
Ok well lifting and cycling in the same day makes me ravenously hungry late at night
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JLP @jlp.systems · 18h
The Funny Info
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JLP @jlp.systems · 19h
A bunch of flags in a display name usually adds up to one big red one
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JLP @jlp.systems · 19h
A cool thing about my mom is that she got really good at Missile Command on the Atari. She played it a lot. Never played anything else though
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JLP @jlp.systems · 19h
figured this out sorta by accident while practicing something else 🦉☕️🥧
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JLP @jlp.systems · 20h
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Corn on the Cob!
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JLP @jlp.systems · 20h
nodding
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JLP @jlp.systems · 21h
stupid
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JLP @jlp.systems · 21h
I heard that Hoobastank song and I can’t stop singing “I’m not a perthect perthon”
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JLP @jlp.systems · 21h
What can you say really
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JLP @jlp.systems · 21h
Super Intelligence 😀
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JLP @jlp.systems · 22h
🗣️
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 23h
ESP_012435_2015 - From UAHiRISE (NASA) (uahirise.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/dZ9ETW
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JLP @jlp.systems · 23h
Whap My Thirst
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
there’s some little little kids like five years old in my neighborhood who already have broccoli haircuts 
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
All I have that might interest them is some Express stuff from like 2008… no idea if that’s sellable
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Just keep it between 7 and 10 ft in the air please
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
I’m afraid to do this; I will be scoffed at
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
fuck…
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Let’s do my life
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Well I’ve literally never wiped my ass, and I think,
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Slick Wimp
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
For bigger or worse…
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
found in a ditch on the way to the station digital painting
of iron bacteria underwater with conker leaves
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
chills...
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Do The Lucky Thing
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
that answers my question thank you... now about this dang cheeto...
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
hi frielf
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
what’s this now?
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
what if you’re into CDs or cassettes, does it have modes for each format?
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JLP @jlp.systems · 15/04/2024
I'm Rick Bitch
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Endless Performance
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
yw
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
ok I will
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