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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 20h
and that’s that
strava app screenshot 

J
Today at 10:05 AM • Strava App
Nashville-Davidson, Tennessee
squarepusher
wet leaves are scary
Distance
29.08 mi
Elev Gain
571ft
Time
2h 2m
Your 2nd longest ride!
NASHVILLE
Achievements
27
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21h
mile 22 coffee break
i’m baring my teeth and grimacing a bit while holding a small espresso cup
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/10/2026
I think that about covers it
screenshot of a search on bsky app for the term "from:me yorb"

The results show two posts from me

Hotel yorb of (9 minutes ago)

yorb of linda (2 months ago)
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 30/09/2026
figured this out sorta by accident while practicing something else 🦉☕️🥧
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 30/09/2026
I heard that Hoobastank song and I can’t stop singing “I’m not a perthect perthon”
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
The flight of different beefs
2 months ago
We ate at Sinatra's over the 4th of July weekend and had a wonderful experience. The service was top notch and the food was incredible! We had the flight of different beefs that came with four different sauces and potatoes... astounding! ... More
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Yamaha Female Warrior
youtube thumbnail that shows a couple of motorcycles parked on a hillside with mountain vista in the background. The title and info read:

Yamaha Female Warrior & Hudson Hornet / 
Doc
FormalPunk • 153 3d ago
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
ok but what about this
two orange cats laying on a couch in the sun
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 27/09/2026
washed the Trident and went to get a huge plate of nachos (not pictured) #motosky
my Triumph Trident 660 parked at dusk
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
ok yes
strava app screenshot 

Today at 9:27 AM • Strava App
Nashville-Davidson, Tennessee
30 miler
Distance
31.32 mi
Elev Gain
700ft
Time
2h 11m
PR
Your longest ride ever!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
oblique strategies
a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
LOVE 2 RIDE
selfie and I’m in bicycling gear doing a peace sign and other cyclists are stopped behind me and in the background is a city at the edge of dusk
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/09/2026
wikipedia image from the article for allergic conjunctivitis. It's a sort of stiff looking but detailed computer rendering of a person with blond hair and pretty badly irritated and red eyes
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/09/2026
commodore 64 with crt display and floppy drive
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21/09/2026
moto moments from last night #motosky
view from astride my parked Trident 660 at night. The headlight illuminates an expanse of concrete where a building used to be. there is a mural painted on the side of an adjacent building with an abstract pink and blue design and the word SOLIDARITYMy Trident 660 parked in a parking lot at night, lit by the bright headlights of a car out of frame
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21/09/2026
Caught my reflection in a window last night and I can’t believe I’m somewhat jacked now
my reflection on the inside of a restaurant window showing my arms
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21/09/2026
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21/09/2026
Exploring what all places have diet cola in my town
my motorcycle helmet and a glass of diet cola on a small table in a moody bar lit with only red lights
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 20/09/2026
High-strength PP expansion plug
image of a bar-end bicycle bell from amazon, it's stated that the bell has a "high-strength PP expansion plug"
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 20/09/2026
Reading this like a headline
a coffee shop receipt that says “Jay to go warm” at the top
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 19/09/2026
ate hoddog, cornog
“seattle style” hot dog and a corn dog
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 19/09/2026
12 mile coffee break. cheers
selfie sitting on cafe patio holding cortado cup. city is behind me. and a gas station sign showing $4.29/gal
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 18/09/2026
Now that I have long hair I’m revisiting my favorite childhood headbanging moments to see how it feels. This is one of the best moderate tempo headbang sections out there
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17/09/2026
Shoulder pump progress
I’m in the gym flexing my shoulders in front of a mirror
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17/09/2026
What’s up youtube
setting sun shining through clouds over a line of trees
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/09/2026
Should I get this tattoo y/n
a drawing of Snoopy riding a bicycle with Woodstock sitting on the back
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/09/2026
Vernonia gigantea (tall ironweed) and Conoclinium coelestinum (blue mistflower), a couple of my late summer favs
a cluster of purple flowers of tall ironweed being visited by a what I think is a common buckeye butterfly clusters of tiny pale lavender inflorescences of the blue mistflower
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 14/09/2026
Screenshot of Snopes-looking claim and rating section which reads

Claim:
Something is anything
Rating:
Mixture
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 13/09/2026
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 09/09/2026
Had to snap a cheeky pic of Tetsuo doing kubrick face and one of The Bike
Tetsuo in torn hospital gown doing kubrick stare type faceKaneda on his red motorcycle
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 09/09/2026
it’s happening
selfie in moto gear and helmet with lots of neon of movie theater facade in background
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 08/09/2026
lol
from the Ottoman Empire to Venice. Coffee became more widely accepted in Europe after Pope Clement VIII declared it a Christian beverage in 1600, despite appeals to ban the "Muslim drink". Coffee had spread to
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 08/09/2026
a painting called Turkish Coffee House by Franz Leo Ruben, 1897. Several guys in fezes and turbans sit on a deck built on a hillside drinking coffee with a mountain vista in the background. The caption for the painting from wikipedia is "Under Ottoman rule, the population enjoyed steaming hot coffee with a view of Bosnia's capital."
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 08/09/2026
Something else cycling has changed about my life is that I am constantly filling different water bottles
A fridge shelf with 4 different cycling water bottles on it, all full of water
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 07/09/2026
Ok nice
strava screenshot

the map portion at the top shows several PRs on various segments 

Personal record
Top of the Skull

Personal record
Tent Sprint

Personal record
Athleisure City

J
Today at 10:35 AM • Nashville-Davidson, Tennessee

we are going to win

Your 2nd longest ride!

Distance
20.61 mi
Moving Time
1:29:45
Avg Speed
13.8 mi/h
Elevation Gain
515ft
Avg Power 132 W
Calories
794 Cal
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 07/09/2026
Anyway I’m stopped halfway for a coffee
selfie holding a small espresso cup
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 07/09/2026
a meme picture image of a cyclist on what I guess is a time trial bike and text that says 

Cycling tip:
A lot of people add hills to their training but it's is actually a lot easier to ride your bike if you don't do that
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/09/2026
from this morning’s ride
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/09/2026
I’m stoked about it too! Here’s a pic!
My bicycle showing the drop bars with new bright red bar tape
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/09/2026
Nite time city time group ride time
selfie on a busy street at night in a group of cyclists stopped at a light and i’m going like ✌️my POV stopped at the light. There are several cyclists in front of me and some tall buildings around
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 04/09/2026
Ok here's mine, same as when I did this like 15 years ago
the resulting map from taking the mydialect quiz showing deep red indicating simliarity around the alabama/mississippi/louisiana gulf coast area
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 03/09/2026
Came out to find this bike parked next to mine
some kind of chopped up vintage harley davidson motorcycle with flames painted on the gas tank parked on the street next to my tridenta closer photo of the harley showing a sticker on it that says MY CAR HAS A STICKER THAT SAYS I HAVE A HARLEY-DAVIDSON, THIS IS THE HARLEY-DAVIDSON THAT THE STICKER IS REPERENCING
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 03/09/2026
wow
a cortado in a small clear glass on a saucer
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 03/09/2026
From Peep Show, Johnson’s business card for Consultio/Consultius
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/09/2026
Ok this is not exactly it but it's as close as I could get
online shopping cart showing the following contents:

Nitzer Ebb - Slim Fit Tee x 1
Videodrome - Tanktop x 1
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/09/2026
They can't make logos like this anymore... 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
The logo for Sony's U-matic S, a 3⁄4-inch Type E Helical Scan analog recording videocassette format
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/09/2026
photo of a betamax cassette of the movie Alien
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/09/2026
ok
2nd best time
Mill Creek Greenway (OHB
to Lenox Creekside)
56 Today at 6:08 PM • Nashville-Davidson, Tennessee
what about love
Distance
6.20 mi
Moving Time
22:32
Avg Speed
16.5 mi/h
Elevation Gain
90 ft
Avg Power
139 W
Calories
210 Cal
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 01/09/2026
Don’t worry I’m still buying crap for my motorcycle too. Maybe in a year I’ll have saved up enough to buy one of the actual bags that attach to this
my hand holding a small box labeled Kriega®
US-DRYPACK
FITTING KIT
Bolt-on loops specifically designed for the motorcycle listed below
TRIUMPH TRIDENT 660
PACK CONTENTS
2 x 80mm bolt-on loops
2 X 65mm bolt-on loops
2 x M5 washers
2 x M6 washers
2 x 25mm M5 bolts

in the background is a Triumph Trident 660 motorcycle in cosmic yellow
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