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Maybe it belonged to the dog.

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They might EAT POPCORN and CHUCKLE TO THEMSELVES!

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I’m sick of hearing “watch your step” and “there’s a huge dog turd right there” and “stop marching in place on top of it”. I want to start hearing about how my shoes are getting clean.

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Why don’t you try posting a bunch of bullshit on Truth Social, sir?

Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reposted by Jack Letourneau

Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.

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“I’m sorry, is this not where WASP failsons go to get lifetime desk jobs after college?”

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Four years of holding the line followed by four years of burning down the country, repeated for the next century. Super.

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The American flag pin on the lapel of your jacket is all the color you need /s

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Shame on the Democrats for forcing me to trash my room!

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In the event of an earthquake, keep in mind that your plans to visit the Washington Monument may have to be dramatically altered.

The rules of Major League Baseball are what Major League Baseball say they are. I don’t know what to tell you.

From MLB.com — “Austin Wells doubles (1) on a sharp line drive to right fielder Victor Mesa Jr. Austin Wells out at 3rd on the throw, right fielder Victor Mesa Jr. to shortstop Taylor Walls to third baseman Junior Caminero.”

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Gets scored as a double and a thrown out on the bases.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is it malicious morons or is it politicians that recognize that voters will always just pick Tax Cut Guy/Gal, in the same way that people might *say* they want more leg room on their flights but they still just buy the cheapest economy ticket 95% of the time?

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He’s ineligible, unfortunately (naturalized citizen).

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well, I’d like to see ol’ Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Kids, we’re going to have a quick all-hands Zoom call at 2:30 to discuss your mother’s departure from the compa– err, family.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Hey, you know, I nearly quit drinking that one time…”

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The catch here is that I would not trust my employer to take the portion of my health insurance premiums it’s no longer paying for me and convert them to salary in this hypothetical scenario (and I say this even as a proponent of single-payer health care).

Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

4/4 good takes, full marks for Ms. Rachel

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What’s the opposite of “mind-boggling”? If I had citizenship anywhere else, I would also stay way the hell away from the United States.

I want everyone working at this Cinnabon to wake up every morning with a LITERAL RAGING HARD-ON for pastry!

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Yeah, you have to be very careful when rewording interesting nuggets into trivia questions that you don’t warp the underlying facts.

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Anyway, who’s to say he doesn’t say hi *and* give you the card?

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Personally, I’d rather get one of David Byrne’s “I don’t sign autographs” cards from him than a mere “Hi, everyone”.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Come on, skull, pop out of my skin!

John Philip Law in the MST3K riff of SPACE MUTINY (1984(

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“Jean and Scotty don’t have to worry.”

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Reposted by Jack Letourneau

Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So too IBM of days gone by.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m sure after Dr. Roger Marshall passes away [FBI: of natural causes, many years from now] there will be no shortage of people, perhaps with full bladders, who will visit his grave.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Same-sex bathrooms, OMG!!!!!!!!!!

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What can I say, the camera loves Rutland.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s worth mentioning that this is a very niche slice of one of the very lefty-est parts of one of the most left-leaning states in the country. There are plenty of pubs in Western Massachusetts without one-hundredth this level of interpersonal drama.

Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Isn’t there a loophole in California law that lets you call it a “renovation” that doesn’t trigger a full reassessment as long as you leave ONE of the exterior walls in place?

Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Massachusetts has basically the highest COVID vaccination rate in the country (well over 90%). The people involved in this story are just a… TOUCH more skittish than most.

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Reposted by Jack Letourneau

this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be

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Guess what party he belonged to!

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“What do you mean they’re not going to shoot him on the field?”

Yeah, you can blow up a lot more stuff in two to four years than you can build in the same amount of time.

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MEDIAN VOTER FOR THE REST OF THE 21ST CENTURY: “Prices still haven’t dropped back down to where they were in 2019, time to vote for the other guys.”

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Well, I’m sure the White House won’t immediately shut this down.