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Jack Letourneau

@jlet.bsky.social
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Formerly southeastern MA, now upstate NY. 2½ oz gin, ¾ oz dry vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters, 6–8 ice cubes. Briskly stir one minute, strain into chilled glass, express and discard lemon twist.

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 20h
“Albany mentioned” meme (Stewart’s, Melba sauce, Nine Pin cider, Nipper, The Egg, Central Warehouse)
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Patent diagram and photo of Michael Jackson using his “Smooth Criminal” shoe device for leaning far beyond his center of gravity
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Chief Wiggum to Professor Frink) Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So…. Heaven? 😊
Downtown Houston parking lot wasteland
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rules of Major League Baseball are what Major League Baseball say they are. I don’t know what to tell you.
From MLB.com — “Austin Wells doubles (1) on a sharp line drive to right fielder Victor Mesa Jr. Austin Wells out at 3rd on the throw, right fielder Victor Mesa Jr. to shortstop Taylor Walls to third baseman Junior Caminero.”
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wooly Willy
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come on, skull, pop out of my skin!
John Philip Law in the MST3K riff of SPACE MUTINY (1984(
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drunk Don Draper pitching “Take Me to Hertz”
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BEE-OH-LAHN-TAY
AOC making double 🤌🤌 gestures
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Moe the bartender putting his head into the oven, with a sign taped to his back reading “NO FUNERAL”
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Jerkoff motion)
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nicolas Cage “You don’t say?” meme [VAMPIRE’S KISS (1998)]
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Screen capture from AIR BUD)

REFEREE: He’s right. Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play basketball.
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(SIMPSONS S07E05 screen grab) Finger pressing “Independent Thought Alarm” button concealed beneath top of desk
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pie chart: “Things that aint it chief”

(100% of chart colored in red denoting “This”)
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Middle-aged Bart Simpson in the future as a cafeteria worker) Watch the potty mouth, honey.
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“44% of Americans would prefer smaller, urban dwellings, so about 44% of the country’s residential capacity is zoned that way, right?”
Padme “right?” meme
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(Drawing of Michael Shannon pointing at viewer) “It’s time for the urn.”

Credit: Aaron A. Alvarez
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[RuPaul] Reading Is Fundamental
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Go Sox.
“My dialect” map of the United States: New England and eastern New York are “Most like you”
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Heads I win, tails you lose.”
The test made its way around TikTok, with more young couples joining in, to similarly bleak results. Even those men who did well got caught up in the pop-misandry circus. One man zipped through the list, ending with a perfect score and a self-satisfied grin. It was not the flex he might have hoped for. "This is the barest fckn minimumest [sic] of bare minimums," one woman commented. "The men are being praised for literacy we're in hell," wrote another.
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dr. Steve Brule
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Five tool player?
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Principal Skinner “am I so out of touch?” meme
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
dril tweet:

the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anakin/Padme “right?” meme
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
[Orange cat being held up in the air under its front legs] Time for a big stretch!
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A sailor man with his priorities in order.
Popeye cartoon panel: Popeye seemingly absconding from a prison cell, saying “I got to go make some love to Olive Oyl before I gets exercuted”
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(Elderly woman in a wheelchair being interviewed on TV)

I’m supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don’t!
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Press X to doubt
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Look what ya did, you little jerk!
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mr. Burns under HEAVY MEDICATION, glowing green in the forest
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Congresswoman AOC making double Italian air pinch gesture
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Perhaps this might not be a problem if you took your dog out for his walk by walking.
La Plante, who is best known for creating Prime Suspect's no-nonsense Det Ch Insp Jane Tennison, admitted driving at 24mph twice, 25mph, 26mph and 27mph in the latest offences, which all happened as she was on her way to take her dog for his daily walk.
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
3-step image montage of a man putting on clown makeup and a multicolored afro wig
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Popplers
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
(Frog/scorpion meme)

“But now we shall both surely drown”, said the Frog.

“lol” said the Scorpion, “lmao”.
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fri Day Knife
Tim Robinson singing at a funeral
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Concerns! Collins has concerns here!
(Screenshot from JURASSIC PARK) Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rick Dalton pointing meme
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
would
Cat sitting in front of microphone at a desk
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Voting booth lever locked and loaded
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Chuck Schumer “WELP” face
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well, luckily there are no high vantage points nearby from which one might still be able to catch a glimpse of the green muck.
The Washington Monument
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
NY Times Spelling Bee board spelling out “HACHIMACHI”Animation still from THE CRITIC (1994–95)
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Giant stone head from ZARDOZ (1974)
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
(L.A. Noire) Press X to doubt
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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Rust Cohle giving advice
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