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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me and @ccfggez.bsky.social watch NJPW together and I'm a big Cobb lover so what better to go on my shelf of commemorative tat and stuff than a signed 8x10 of the man himself! Surrounding myself with more and more things that just make me fucking chortle whenever I see them.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Dear diary; today the bomb did it's best to be truly unlovable, but it cannot deceive me, it cannot lead me down the dark path of hatred, anger and despair. I'll keep on loving it all the way down to the ground, I ain't ever letting go.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Been crying laughing at this for most of the day. I AM DEMON FREE BITCH. YEWYEYYEW YEAGH YEWYEWYEW

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

G'wan lads, not pretty, not pretty at all but you can't ask them for more than they're giving, just some absurd willpower. Keep thinking we're gunna get tonked and they drag every ounce of strength from the depths and find a way, just gotta hope they can find more now I guess! Gruelling path so far.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Following a boatload of NFL reporters/pundits/fans is all good and well during the NFL season but let my experience be a warning, it's wildly fucking miserable when a World Cup is on. Some of the most misguided, uneducated drivel I've ever seen. Truly astounding stuff.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ok I might actually have gotten a proper handle on my sourdough? Ive had some belters over the last few years but sporadically I'd have a disappointing flat dense loaf. Tinkered with just about everything, kept a spreadsheet to keep track of what I'd experiment with and how.

This week's two loaves of sourdough looking lovely

A cross section of last week's loaf with a lovely light crumb

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Neymar giving it the big ones as if he hasn't been entirely anonymous except for being a cunt since coming on, simply can't help himself the stupid prick.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

When will it stop??? Find out when a new episode of The Haggerty Show dares to air, next Thursday.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Unauthorized use of this elf is prohibited. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS ELF.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Genuinely how is this game still being played, the penalty was 1 minute before the end of ET and the game has gone for 5 minutes afterwards lmao. I feel awful for Senegal but this is genuinely baffling.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Mexico are gunna thump the everloving shit out of us good lord, that was a miserable watch.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I'll always regret "losing" my Kirby covers but these treatments of the Discworld novels are so pretty. Very happy to be filling my shelves with them.

A hardback copy of Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, the book is a white-grey backdrop with somewhat minimalist art portraying three witches flying their brooms under a gold foil crescent moon over a stone circle containing another figure surrounded by a swell of gold foil energy. It is very very pretty.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Fucking *love* that for Alderete too, g'wan lad fucking ha'way!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

AHAHAHA GET FUCKED WOLTEMADE! People were wondering why Paraguay were so happy to just reach pens, the keeper is 19ft tall and every pen taker on their team has knackers made of cold brass, is it any wonder?

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I've worked out how Darren Cann sounds like, other than Coogan's "in 1991, someone died", it's fucking Montgomerie as portrayed in SAS Rogue Heroes. It's almost spot on.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Shearer really is a fucking shite commentator, good lord. Just the most insipid, banal sluice of tedious guff.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Didn't do a great job finding time to read my Discworld book this month, but I just about beat the buzzer, next one is due to arrive tomorrow so I've cranked out most of Small Gods over the last couple days. 10/10, probably the book I'd recommend to people who want to check out Pratchett.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Possibly the funniest combo of thumbnails on my first two suggested videos just now.

Two video thumbnails, one depicting a weather system that looks a lot like a cock and balls over Wisconsin from the channel Max Velocity, another from Chubbyemu's page with an image of a head/brain and the caption "It's Over", the video title is "Gonorrhea is Evolving Like Never Before In Michigan"

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The referee has genuinely been appalling, decisions wrong both ways, but England have barely been better, really poor. They just seem lost out there, better since Gordon went off but not by enough. Wires crossed all over the pitch.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I'm ready to start progging Kefka

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It's gunna take me ages to finish editing this tomorrow but I need to let it be known that this is a thing that is shaping into existence 'cause I've been crying laughing at it for hours, truly one of the dumbest ideas I've ever had.

A screenshot of video editing software, Da Vinci Resolve, showing the opening frame of a video/stinger animation featuring a large red and white striped big top circus tent with the name UMAD CIRCUS over the door, subtitles to the opening of an introduction, "Step right up, step right up" and a hideous rendition of my face with poorly drawn Kefka make-up, white with a purple rictus grin and pink spikes around the eyes. It all comes together in a manner that suggest it is absolutely for the best that I distract myself with stuff like this and not subject society at large to my personality.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Finally cleared M12S, first sorta casual static fell apart after schedules changed, second was short-lived and somewhat unpleasant, third was making good progress but I had to PF the clear to ensure I could join friends in UMAD later this month, relieved to have it done!

Three characters in the arena of FFXIV raid boss The Lindwurm, M12S. An Au-ra Astrologian, Hyur Viper and Roegadyn Ninja munching on a hard-boiled egg stand victorious!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

First time I've properly watched an FF14 Ultimate race and what a time to start, insane stuff from start to finish, what a week!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Not a bad day for this sorta thing if you ask me!

A copy of Pratchett, Stewart and Cohens Scoence of the Discworld II: The Globe sits on a garden table, garden in the background, under glorious sun

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I can't sleep, the heat is absolutely winning this war, came to bed earlier than usual too so im about 2 hours into trying. Normally I'd just get up and do stuff but its uncomfortable just existing right now. Nice for my insomnia to have an acute cause for once, I guess.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Broadband was struggling earlier, mobile signal is close to entirely gone and now I'm getting repeat power cuts. Either Russia launched an EMP at Talgarth or the heat is absolutely roasting the infrastructure near me. Everything falling apart at once.

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Sunderland AFC @safc.com · 24/05/2026

THAT'S IT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT! SUNDERLAND HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE EUROPA LEAGUE!!!!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

HAVIN' A LAUGH! TAKIN' THE PISS! GOING TO EUROPE WITH REGIS LE BRIS! HA'WAY THE FUCKING LADS! LUKE O'NIEN IN EUROPE BABY LETS FUCKING GO! #SAFC

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

FUCKIN' HA'WAYYYYYYY! GET THE FUCK IN!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Ha'way Hume! Deserved lead, keep at 'em Sunderland you magnificent bastards you! #safc

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

About to catch a cease and desist for ostensibly DDoSing this companies servers.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

First time catching a bit of this years F1, am I to assume the reason they don't show the battery/boost level because it would sorta make it clear how much action on track is just people trading off when they use it? Cause I find it mighty odd that they wouldn't be highlighting it otherwise...

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Can't believe Britain consistently hates conservatives (whether by name or not) and the obvious, reasonable conclusion is that the people are too unruly and it's their fault. There's definitely no other consistent factor that might be making these people unfit for the job, no sirree no way.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I'm not typically particularly excited by trailers, nothing against them I think FF14 in particular does incredibly good ones, but I tend to not get excited until I can play the thing for whatever reason....that Evercold trailer genuinely got me *way* more hyped than I imagined it could.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This has the potential to be *so* fucking good, holy shit.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Paradise is an enjoyable show but whoever chose to put utterly dogshit covers of old songs into every nook and cranny needs to be fired or retrained or something. They are, to a tee, utterly *dismal* reimaginings, like, every one of them is astonishingly shit and it's not like I like the originals.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It's been an annual tradition for as long as I can remember, as midnight strikes at the start of April 14th I reflect on the last year and listen to an all-time classic by Aphex Twin. Here's to making the next year better than the last! youtu.be/uxTdTaNIUxo

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Avril 14th

YouTube video by Aphex Twin - Topic

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Feel my already incredibly constrained world getting so much smaller and I dunno I'm just tired of trying, I get it, I'm beat already. What's the point.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Fucks sake man, my static disbanded cause someones schedule changed, I swear I'm cursed. Maybe I finally uninstall and let it go, I'm too shit at meeting people and playing with randoms spikes my anxiety too much to be sustainable, feels pretty rotten.

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I'm never gunna be able to find this dungeon, guess my MSQ journey ends here... #ffxiv

A screenshot from the FFXIV special site for patch 7.5, text says New Dungeon - The Clyteum

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Unless the issue is trans rights. In which case it *is* a Litmus test and the "correct" answer is to spew vitriol disguised as reason. Just *always* on the wrong side of things, and it fucks me off cause it's the same in the UK, how is this an endemic pitfall we keep falling into?

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Cleared Another Merchant's Tale blind with some pals, developed a new method of making raidplans in Excel (my sweet, sweet Excel), turned out most of our solutions were close to the PF solutions, few hitches along the way but good fun, not sure I'd want to do everything blind but it's a fun treat!

Depictions of a mechanic from the third boss of Another Merchants Tale in FFXIV drawn in excel

Four FFXIV characters stand victorious at the end of the dungeon, a male Roegadyn Ninja pondering an egg, a female Viera Paladin, female Au'Ra Red Mage and male Viera Sage

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

HA'WAYYYYYYY! YA BEAUTIES!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

For maybe 3 years now my options, when it came to dressing my lower half, has been either of two pairs of identical (apart from colour) shorts. Just found a third pair under a pile of blankets. That's a 50% wardrobe buff. What a time to be alive!

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John Tush @jlctush.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Greggs general appearance and his refusal to remove his thumbs from the pull-tabs on his wings is genuinely sending me to the stratosphere. The occasional flap of a wing as he bumbles about is gold, inject it into my veins.

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