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Jeff

@jlam5.bsky.social
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40 National Parks and counting. Dog dad. Swiftie. Bird watcher. Former Pro Bodybuilder. Golfer. Gold Status at Qdoba.

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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 1h
All because Ben Johnson is a fn idiot and wouldn't let the game go
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 16h
Nobody in the NFC East won this week and two of the teams played each other.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gets 6 blocks per gallon
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:
El-Sayed: “That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.”
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cowboys traded Micah Parsons in August of 2025. In the 22 games they've played since, their defense ranks: 32nd in EPA per drive 32nd in success rate 32nd in explosive play rate allowed 31st in rushing success rate
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe GB deserves a little grace
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Jocelyn Fox @jfoxtales.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t think we could even wrap our brains around everything the Epstein class has been involved with over the last few decades. They’ve been using the world as a game board and human beings as pawns in their relentless pursuit of more wealth, power, and control. We will never know everything.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our answer to a RB who hits women is to get an injured RB who golfs with trump?
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would be willing to sacrifice the Brewers this year and also have them go 0-162 next yr for the Packers to turn things around this year.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only in America will kids be denied a free school lunch, then handed a Bible story about Jesus feeding the hungry
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
3 OL and both RB being dinged up for Chi?!?
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No messing. Strong should be getting carries.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Packers and Saints!
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Seinfeld's Kramer: Giddy Up Moment
ALT: Seinfeld's Kramer: Giddy Up Moment
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Give Pierre 20 carries
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you know what's more dangerous than an
undocumented immigrant in America who gets up at 4am to go to work?
A sitting president who casually mentions we should just let a foreign power obliterate two
American cities filled with millions of people all because he doesn't like how they tend to vote.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hot dog is a sandwich.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Juice boxes have straws
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That should help Kyler😂
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's never heard of Project 2025 tho, right?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."
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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Packers will work out CB Cobee Bryant on Tuesday, per Jordan Schultz. That seems notable, given that Brandon Cisse left Week 4 with an injury and did not return.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GB vs Chi looks like it will come down to the run games...
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Chihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes Meme
ALT: Chihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes Meme
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I found it entertaining this week. Last week, not so much.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't wait until he has 2 rec, 2 yds, 2 TDs this week
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's definitely the closest thing to Barry. He turns nothing into 12 yds.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I definitely thought he was MAGA. But I guess if he doesn't want to be associated as MAGA, then he should stop acting so MAGA. #MAGAlito
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WTF 🤬 This is disgusting! People need to assemble in this town.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That loss to ATL won't look as bad at the end of the year
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cue up the dolphin sex sounds
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surely this can't be the 6 best teams?
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty low bar
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I respect your honesty
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Edgerrin Cooper tearing an Achilles is a bigger loss for the Packers than either the Vikings or Falcons games were. Changes so much about an already teetering defense.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Miami lost an 80 yd TD by a toe being OB and a 70 yd TD run with the RB ruled down, even tho he wasn't. MN is not good.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, yikes. Guy has had tough injury luck
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who got hurt?
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MN bailed on another 80 yds TD allowed? Im shocked.
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That can't be since they'll win next week
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*officiating in sports
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plenty to be mad overall, but today, he didn't drop passes, fumble at the GL, throw a pick in the RZ
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vilma surprised Bucs would go rather than a 65 yd FG
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Breakfast ball after 4 games!
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cancel the season
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JOE @joetheyogi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His intent was not to be tackled in the end zone.
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