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Powerword Lambada

@fluffythecruel.bsky.social
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A strange German man once accused me of throwing a spoon off a balcony. Work in IT but more interested in cooking and D&D

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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Props to my red teammate in #WARDOGS who was reading Mao from the loudspeaker. That was funny.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finished Hyperion for my book club and started on The Highlands Burn by @jkass99.bsky.social I’m enjoying it. #booksky
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cutting my hand with a lame and dripping blood into the sourdough discard to make a homunculus that will helpful around the kitchen.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Starting a very out of touch anti-smoking campaign using Archduchess Mathilda as an example.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I refuse to grow flowers in my garden because it might attract Invid. I’ve seen Robotech. No thank you.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You had me at “I’m going to lock you in a cage and make you eat bugs”
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tempted to grow some wheat this year. Already have a couple people I plan to accuse of witchcraft if I get ergot poisoning.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So I’m a snob for using Maldon salt in my warding circles? Maybe I’m dealing with a higher class of vengeful spirits than you are.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
A sign that says “9/11 your bottleshop”
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 04/08/2026
Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Stauffenberg, you motherfucker. This is the third time this week I’ve found an explosive briefcase in the car when I’ve nipped off to the shops during my lunch break.
WW2 propaganda poster that says “When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I designed an extremely aggressive and difficult to parse out new shirt about a plague that is ravaging the country, please help me raise awareness. roryblank.bigcartel.com
An extremely dense collage shirt that is centered around a giant image of a soldier with a camera for a head surrounded by pixelated closeups of smaller people who all look sinister, which says "Spies are everywhere waging shadow wars and I'm sick of being in the crossfire

I'm not part of whatever you guys are doing. Leave me out of it. I'm not interesting."

Smaller text accompanying the weird photos of people says

"I'm not rendezvousing with you!
Stop digging tunnels under my house to get to my neighbors. 
No I don't have any 'intel'
Oh, your pen is a camera? Who cares?
My doctor keeps having to pull bugs out of me. It's expensive and painful.
Is that guy a hitman? Creepy.
All my uncle wants to talk about is 'the codes'. I don't know any codes, man!
Tell this guy to stop going through my trash. It's just old food.
What's this guy's deal?"
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is this a case of autoerotic asphyxiation, or fighting spirits in The East Palace? Hard to say.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everyone talks about the importance of found family, but when they find a family in my basement I’m the bad guy?
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know a lot of bad stuff is happening, but on a positive note my “Be kind, my empire is dying” t-shirts are selling like hotcakes.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Red Wizards have branched into food and started a Thaytering service.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Our wizard is warging into his familiar when it’s licking itself and the rest of the party is worried.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We need fun villains again. I want someone who vows to teach hummingbirds the real meaning of pain while Enya plays in the background.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Posting “The chair is against the wall” and accidentally activating every Gen X sleeper cell.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Using mage hand to express my familiar’s anal glands.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My D&D party spent so much time looting bodies that enemies filled the next next room. We are pretty much out of spells and are probably screwed. Worth it.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
GI Joe Logo that says “Boonta Vista. We have the porcelain man instead of Destro”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026
*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
“Pica, I choose you!” I shout while eyeing some delicious looking dirt.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Deep respect for PM Albo who accepted the light of Islam and flawlessly recited the Shaddah in his address.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
PM Albo tonight: “We’re putting all the Mad Max films onto the ABC website so you can prepare”
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 27/03/2026
I’M AT THE AMERICAN HEGEMONIC SUICIDE I’M AT THE GLOBAL ENERGY CRISIS I’M AT THE COMBINATION HEGEMONIC SUICIDE ENERGY CRISIS
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A modern Tokyo Rose or Hanoi Hannah would be broadcasting “G.I., your girlfriend is cheating on you and your president is making bets on Polymarket how many of you are going to die.”
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If we are in WW3 they could at least give us Panzerschokolade Easter Eggs.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Spending a ridiculous amount of money on outfits for my mech so if I get hit I’ll have been railgunned in a summer dress.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
*James Bond strapped to an E-meter* Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Dianetics.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
She’s mining my straits till I’m hormuzing
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Looks like capitalism has even ruined the glory hole.
A cropped photo of a restaurant advert that says “All you need is a mouth (and $11.90).
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Going down here for some quick XP
A street sign for “Encounter Way”
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Spent the day going back and forth between these two places.
A tattoo removal shop next door to a tattoo parlor
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For 20 bucks they’ll let you do anything you want to the bread. Anything.
A photo of a restaurant sign. It has an illustration of a dancing couple over two rolling pins. The restaurant is named Naughty Naan
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Every moon is a blood moon if you have cool robes and a dagger.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m only interested in the STAKE of the Union, where we hunt Confederate vampires.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Turns about both my wife and I were stealing and selling blood plasma from the kids to buy each other Valentine’s Day presents. Had a great day but the kids are not doing so hot.
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AK Press @akpress.org · 13/02/2026
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Drawing concentric circles on my buboes to fascinate the ladies this Valentine’s Day.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So you’re saying there was an Agile Manifesto in 2001? You know who else had a manifesto? The Unabomber in 1995.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Filling the Waterpik with vodka - when you’ve hit rock bottom but still care about your teeth.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A lot of people seem to be having a bad time, but my gunmetal flavored gum is selling great.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If someone showed Trump SISU and told him it was about a Danish guy there is a decent chance he’d leave #greenland alone.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Can’t believe the last hour of Stranger Things was Linda Hamilton’s character slowly executing all the kids.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Well played, assassin. By festooning the crossbow bolt with mistletoe people are too busy kissing under my chest wound to call me an ambulance.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Your promises are as hollow as your bones, bird man
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Finally got to see Demi Lardner live last night and she was great.
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Powerword Lambada @fluffythecruel.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Is your teen wearing a face mask to clear up their skin, or are they a cultist for Xīpe Totēc, Our Lord the Flayed One?
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