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Joe Kassabian

@jkass99.bsky.social
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Sci fi and Fantasy Author. Holocaust and Genocide Historian. Host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 19h
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨A decades-long saga involving a failed military weapons project, carnies, stuntmen, methheads, a possible international drug smuggler, a murder, and, of course, a jet pack. soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...
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Episode 435 - The Strange Tale of the RB2000
SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys A decades-long saga involving a failed military weapons project, carnies, stuntmen, methheads, a possible international drug smuggler, a mur
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anybody who does this deserves the outcome
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Strange how their version of Christianity can always come out in favor of horrible cruelty but never like, I don't know, helping anyone.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ben Shapiro is so terrible that him being a fan of a team outweighs the literal pope.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm very proud that a number of people heard this story and immediately thought "joe needs to see this." You were not wrong.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whenever I see Michael Tracey pop up in the news the only thing I can think of is how funny it is that I am only a few months younger than him.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine being too fascist for BMW
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never stop plugging
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love how this headline implies that there are real Shrek nudes.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Josh booroglu
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're a few months away from the first DoD sponsored execution taking place in the middle of a Power Slap Rumble livestream.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quickly followed by
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My algorithm is healing
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My people have endured great hardship
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's right
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lol people always ask why I didn't move to Amsterdam or something. The only thing I can do is ask if they've seen the rent there
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I live about 20 minutes outside of Den Haag and am really the only immigrant in the area. I've been thankful my neighbors have overwhelmingly welcomed me. Though in classic Dutch fashion it took about a year
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The US is protecting a war criminal who slaughtered thousands of people with chemical weapons. Where have I heard that one before? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US and Lebanon protecting wanted Syrian general, BBC finds
Bassam al-Hassan, linked to reporter Austin Tice's abduction, is being sheltered in return for information.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My neighbors and I removed them all. We made sure to leave all the weird DJ and football hooligan stickers
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨 We tell a story about how a very online national guardsman posted his way into a super max prison. *LIVE IN CORK* www.patreon.com/lionsledbydo...
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BONUS: The Very Dumb Story of Jack Teixeira *LIVE IN CORK* | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
BONUS: The Very Dumb Story of Jack Teixeira *LIVE IN CORK* by Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon. Join Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If equal rights are against your faith, equal rights are not the problem. Your faith is.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If your belief system is against the concept of equal rights, your belief system can fuck off.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember being openly suspicious of them because of their name for years and everyone thought I was overreacting because I'm Armenian lmao
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The US government's statements about the Iran War starting with saying they had defeated Iran a dozen of times to then saying hey if they nuke American cities that is actually okay is the kind of shit that only speaks to a base that has willingly locked themselves in a room with a charcoal grill.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most *brutal* battery death OF ALL TIME
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enjoying the show? Get our next episode right now by becoming a Patreon supporter: www.patreon.com/lionsledbydo...
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EARLY EPISODE: The Strange Tale of the RB2000 | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
EARLY EPISODE: The Strange Tale of the RB2000 by Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon. Join Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨The story of how a badly misdropped, cobbled-together American company somehow held off an entire division of Nazis on D-Day and changed the course of the entire operation. soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...
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Episode 434 - The Battle of Graignes
SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Joe and Nate discuss the 1944 airborne insertion in Normandy, the absolute chaos on the ground, and a very strangely cobbled-together Americ
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I was applying to be the dishwasher in the Holy See
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly, anyone who followed Rodman's career leading up to the Kim Jong Un bromance isn't surprised by the idea he got blind drunk and shit on Kim's floor.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesss
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's even funnier because it was announced he was no longer captain on 9/11 lol
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never seen Detroit Red Wings fans hate anyone on our own team like we hate Larkin. Love to see it.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone check his eczema cream prescription
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you going to ask zack de la rocha's opinion on means testing for reduced price school lunches next?
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Democrats being surprised RATM doesn't like them is as hilarious as when Paul Ryan said they were one of his favorite bands. How brain damaged do you have to be to think Tom Morello was going to be a fan of Kamala Harris? Lmao
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's that time of the year when people are surprised Rage Against the Machine believes in what they wrote and sang about in every single song they ever released.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also rumor is how own camp leaked his trade request. It's like he went on a quest to become the most hated player in wings history
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not just any guy, a hometown guy! Captain of his childhood team! Not to mention he has collapsed constantly with the rest of the team every year for year and blamed everyone else.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Without the acceptance of needing a rebuild lol.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't mind Edvinsson. He has been asking for a deal for a while. Team shit itself and died, fired the GM, didn't replace him, and then only named an interim that can't actually sign deals. THEN they lowballed him. Larkin can fuck right off with his whole thing.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone kill me
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, Instagram. I was in the market for a new bulk carrier.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your boy may have written some space opera
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skipping right over the confederates and Nazis, eh?
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a headline eu.detroitnews.com/story/entert...
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Eminem is featured on Kid Rock's new Christian album 'Halfway 2 Jesus'
'Halfway 2 Jesus' is Rock's first foray into Christian music.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoutout to my cursed algorithm for giving me the funniest possible cycling ads.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Conservatives love trying to attack people by pointing out how much they rule.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone started putting up "Remigration" stickers outside of my apartment building. Eat my shit and hair you're not getting rid of me.
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Citizen G’Kar @brunt-fca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey @jkass99.bsky.social , I figured you’d be a pretty good writer after being a fan of LLBD for years, but it turns out you’re a great one. Frontier Corps is the best military sci fi since the last time I read Abnett. You’ll be getting my audible credits for the foreseeable.
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