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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴

@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher. professional day-dreamer. chaos monger. augur of ill portents. archpontifex of the cult of divine entropy. everything i say is serious. please no DM's 🤗

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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 11h
One of the little quotes said they read it in a day and I took that as a challenge. You can read it in a day. It's a good read, but as an agent of chaos, I am biased.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 13h
There are videos, but oh no. This is sad
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks, Why Fish Don't Exist by Lulu Miller!
I'm gonna try and use this word in a sentence so when I say it people know what it means. That'll be fun.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've never seen a Praying Mantis this color.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'all! I didn't know Harley Davidson made minibike back in the day. It looks cool! This one has a v-twin which seems nuts.
1974 Harley Davidson x90 Shortster
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the best picture I could get, but here's a baby coyote
Baby coyote
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think this book bender I've been on started with The Conquest of Bread, but it really took off with The Book of the New Sun. Maybe I'm making up for lost time, but it's been fun going on an adventure on my bike then going on one in my mind.
MEGACLES! I need to give him a bath soon.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this! Going by this, minibikes were more expensive. $429 today would get you a pretty decent minibike and they're cheap to modify when compared to other things with motors. I am a shill for big minibike. You should get one so we can talk about them.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want a this. I even know how to put it together! It's a Honda Ape 100. The z50's slightly bigger sibling. I don't think they sold in the US, cuz we never get the cool stuff. 😔
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guys, look at this lil spot I found! I didn't get there in time to enjoy the shade for long enough. I'll just have to go earlier another day.
Do you see my lil horn?! I haven't honked it at anyone yet. It feels rude even though it's a tiny little guy.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look at this god damn thing. It has a supercharger which I think is super neat. I asked to see if it makes much of a difference and it does, but the Internet says it would be cheaper to just build the internals and they're right, but... *happy supercharger noises*
Coleman Ct100u. Do you see the vertical belt? The super charger is up top it uses the rotation of the crank to spin up fans in that top part to shove more air into the engine thus giving you more power. And they sound cool.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Earth isn't flat, you big, dumb idiot. It's snowman shaped. Ankupara or bust! I wish to frolick where the aether is thin and the laws of physics are easily ignored suggestions.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm going on adventure!!! 🥳🥳🥳
MEGACLES! You should get a minibike.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need to find an artist that can make a vinyl sticker like this, but make them Black. That would be so cute! I need it.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This little guy is one of my best purchases ever. I can get everywhere I would need to go aside from work or an emergency. This is wonderful. The novelty of not pedalling on a bike still hasn't worn off. And no gas! I'm gonna need to get a storage unit, I think.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm gonna do this, but I'm gonna put the engine in the back. And it's gonna be electric since I'll have all the stuff for that. I just need the everything else.
I need it!!! 😫🥺

Radio Flyer Wagon powered by a Predator 212 motor. It's SO cute.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@felixthekat.cryptoanarchy.network Look at this bloody thing!
Radio Flyer Wagon go kart. Oh. Internet. How I love thee. I can not count the ways.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You guys! Earth isn't flat or round, you dorks. It's snowman shaped. That's us in the center. 😊
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I don't know nothing about no murders. I'm not Keefe D." -BFB Da Packman I didn't realize that Keefe D wrote a book about Tupac's murder.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't know why I had so much range anxiety. Now I know for sure I only need my car for work and that's pretty neat.
Megacles! A 2025 base model eBox Dragster. He's a good boy. ☺️
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You could get one of those camping stoves. You don't actually have to be camping to use them, I learned. This is the one I use and it's amazing. It's the Iwatani 35FW.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do you mind if I post pictures of little motorcycles I think are neat? 🥺 Honda z50. He's just a lil guy.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It has barely occurred to me that I ride like my lil bike only has that turtle setting. This little guy is gonna be stronger than he has any practical reason to be.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I highly recommend this book! A Demon retires to the countryside with normal people and I think he's gonna lead a revolution against encroaching merchants. I'm only halfway through, but it's very funny and engaging. And very cute. He has a demon goat that I the best.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is this what you're talking about?
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Imagine a little this, but in different colors, lower and with different fat wheels and a headlight. 😆 Maybe this time next year. I wanna finish building Megacles first.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Working on my night moves or whatever.
Megacles the Minibike!
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You actually don't really need all that much seasoning. It's more important to know when and how to use those seasonings. On an unrelated note: I did just sear a chicken titty with nothing so I can see what's up with this sauce. @agnes-bunnypants.bsky.social
🤷🏾
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's actually kind of cold this morning. This thing rides like a whole new bike with the rotors and axles being oriented correctly. 🫠 I'm reading The Swarm and it's making a great argument for why capitalism and imperialism is going to kill us all. I don't think it meant to do that, but... It did.
It's gonna be an even more new bike when I install all the modifications.

An Exulted Cataphract of The Cult of Unholy Syntropy. 🙂
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My suspension stuff is here! That was really fast.
Suspension stuff for Megacles. It didn't come with instructions. Oh well!
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guys! Shut up! Did I tell you that the company that made Megacles finally released their new front suspension assy? I'm so excited. I waited six months so I got them right away. It puts my battery schedule back a little bit, but I'm not in a rush or on a deadline. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Lol.. assy...
Megacles' butt! You see the front part where the basket is? I'm replacing that with forks that have shocks so I can probably run the front tire with a little more air. He will be some sort of ship of Theseus type, lil guy. The only thing original on him will be the frame.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The store I work at did a remodel so we have this lil guy in the store for a few days. 😁
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Since I loved The Mountain in the Sea so much, I got this cuz in this one the whales are PISSED! Sea worms are trying to release a lot of methane. It's not looking good and you know what? I'm rooting for the whales even though I do like the protagonists so far.
'Whales begin sinking ships. Toxic, eyeless crabs poison Long Island's water supply. The North Sea shelf collapses, killing thousands in Europe. Around the world, countries are beginning to feel the effects of the ocean's revenge as the seas and their inhabitants begin a violent revolution against mankind. At stake is the survival of the Earth's fragile ecology--and ultimately, the survival of the human race itself."


I haven't even gotten to the murder crabs yet! 😱
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm really proud of myself. I think I can officially say I've made this ritual habitual. 🫡🥳
It's MEGACLES! Cataphract of The Cult of Divine Entropy.

I'm gonna make him a show bike. One day, he'll just look different.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Proper breakfast rice! I kinda wish I had bacon too. Next time. I also wonder what happens if you put little fried potato cubes in. Next time.
Breakfast Rice!

2cup cooked jasmine rice
0.5cups asparagus, broccolini, onions 
•stir-fry vegetables after cooking the sausage and shrimp so they can get the fond (sp?) 
6 breakfast sausage links. I use the Brown n Serve sausages
3 eggs scrambled and then diced into lil cubes
2 jumbo shrimp

Cook the eggs first and set aside to cool down before dicing
Clean the pan
Brown the sausage with a little bit of oil (the sausage will render it's own)
Remove sausage once browned and let cool before slicing
Sautee shrimp in the sausage fat about 3/4 of the way through then add a couple of drops of lemon juice.
Throw veggies in with the pan and cook vegetables to whatever texture you like. I only cook them until the shrimp is done.

Add green onions to finish

Add salt or soy sauce at your own discretion.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is the best picture I could get, but a jumping spider caught a fly on my backpack!!!!
Little jumping spider with a successful catch. That's tight!
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My tires made it to the park with the same number of holes I left with 😊
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm gonna make sausage and eggs for breakfupper and maybe fight with this god damned tire. 😡🥺
I was so happy in this picture.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of you guys recommended this book to me and thank you, person. This book is fun. I'm gonna get more mystery novels. At no point do I ever actually try to solve the mysteries. I'm just along for the ride mostly. I'm about 60% through it and it's a lot of fun.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well. I'm fucking angry. This took out my tire. I haven't even put 50 miles on it.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brigid, Oreb and MEGACLES:the Minibike Sure, bringing lil bird plushies is silly, but the sky is falling and they make me smile so with me they come.
Brigid and Oreb sat upon a book doing whatever it is they do. Megacles: the Minibike
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have decided I'm bringing Brigid and Oreb along with me on my adventures. Brigid only looks like a chicken because her true form would make your brain explode into smithereens of kaleidoscopic madness. Oreb is just a raven.
My adventure birdz! Oreb and Brigid act as the cutest paperweights.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just finished City of Stairs and I loved it from the first page. The world is fascinating, and I love the characters. It asks pretty good questions like: How do you end the cycle of violence? Turns out sometimes violence. Not really. It's communication and understanding.
Oreb and Brigid stare at these books because they can't read. These are the books that make up The Divine Cities trilogy. I just finished City of Stairs and I highly recommend it if you like mysteries and fantasy. The religious symbolism and spy shit hooked me. It is also a test of empathy, I think. Because of the whole situation. You should read it so we can nerd out about it. 😊
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey, y'all. I'm a minibike guy. I've kept up my ritual and I feel pretty proud of that. I'm fighting the urge to just swap my brakes out, but I wanna swap everything in one go.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I forgot that I ordered two little crochet birds. They're so god damn cute. I love them. Brigid is on the left and Oreb is on the right.
Crochet birds from crochetamals crochet on Etsy. I named the chicken Brigid after the patron saint of poultry farmers and the raven I named Oreb after a bird in a book.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yeah, no.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I still want an old Honda Odyssey. Those things dress up nicely.
1996 Honda Odyssey. It's very cute.
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