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Liam

@jimothynewt.bsky.social
181 followers 130 following 4.4K posts

He/him 22. Somehow not even gay. I have autocorrect turned off. I like baseball ⚾️ & racecars 🏎️

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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 2h
Pretty sure ive said this before but it annoys me how “gooning” got reduced to just jacking off because it used to describe having an entire setup dedicated to jacking off to 18 different porn videos simultaneously for 12 hours straight
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 5h
I’m even wearing a flannel up top
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 6h
Yall wish you had this swag
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 6h
Sweatpants with loafers is the new meta
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 7h
Insane that microsoft still gets to make things. Excel and like vs code can stay but the rest of it needs to be obliterated.
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 21h
I maintain that vancouver isnt actually real
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Units are crazy
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
South africa or new zealand maybe? Or some island nation in the pacific?
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gears of war e bay
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahahahahahahahhaha fuck da stankees!!!!!!!!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha yankees lose!!!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha braves lose
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You should start a gofundme to buy a gmt800 chevy suburban so you can hit people even harder
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just kidding! That would be vulgar
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If i was michael penix sr i would’ve named my kid harry
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right hand rule is so funny. Like no obvious reason to define what should be positive rotation about an axis, which way do your fingers curl brother.
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Robert Shields @rshields37.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers: back page edition
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually think it has a large part to do with me following a bunch of trans women on twitter like 6 years ago because i was afraid if i didnt it was because i was transphobic so i just got very exposed to trans woman culture and it became a pretty big part of who i am socially
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is really strange how well i get along with trans women. My girlfriend’s new roomate this year is a trans women and if you would believe it we just seem to just click. You’d really think I’m secretly trans but i really have given that thought space to breathe and it just isnt true. How bizarre
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It really is crazy that we are made out of food. Not in the sense that the human body is edible but that we are literally constructed from things we ate
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He clearly just does not know how to spell horizontal
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally the next sentence
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worst picture of all time i’m sorry
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pokemon master sex
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They all think the suit is the coolest thing ever but they’re afraid ever to wear it
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apartment is too long of a word for such a common term. I think the brits might be onto something by calling it a flat
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A peice of cheese
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her boyfriend didnt know either
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’ve chosen a new Drake
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real qb nsme from usf btw
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They dotn teach kids SHIT anymore. Gf’s 17y/o sister heard “contiguous 48” and was flabbergasted. Get real.
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PNW boots and raw japanese selvedge denim in the least flattering cut of all time
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need a rapper who dresses like a reddit heritagewear guy
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mercedes ute
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My strategy for buying new alcohol is to go on the Total Wine website, filter so its only ones that have the little expert rating, and then buy the cheapest option
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am alarmingly susceptible to when the liquor store puts a little score next to the drink. Oh this wine is a 91 you say? If you say so! I will purchase immediately!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m gonna be so mad of we get alex cora
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like i’m not much of a Dombrowski hater, we got to a world series, made some great trades, bad luck with the pen this year and sometimes shit just doesnt go right. But this core is over and hes not the guy you want overseeing a rebuild
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay he’s had his fun can we move on from dombrowski now
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Double wrong so far. Hoping for triple wrong ofc.
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grim meredith 🎃💨 @meredith.is.vgay.fyi · 01/10/2026
i love..... cheese
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think da white sox r gonna beat da clevelands
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrong already
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to be heat treated
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well i’ll be
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is roman anthony made out of actual human tissue or is it something closer to chewing gum
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m still going to be incredibly negative about this team
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol okay
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