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Liam

@jimothynewt.bsky.social
181 followers 130 following 4.4K posts

He/him 22. Somehow not even gay. I have autocorrect turned off. I like baseball ⚾️ & racecars 🏎️

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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 23m
Pretty sure ive said this before but it annoys me how “gooning” got reduced to just jacking off because it used to describe having an entire setup dedicated to jacking off to 18 different porn videos simultaneously for 12 hours straight
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 3h
Sweatpants with loafers is the new meta
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 4h
Insane that microsoft still gets to make things. Excel and like vs code can stay but the rest of it needs to be obliterated.
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 18h
I maintain that vancouver isnt actually real
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Units are crazy
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gears of war e bay
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha yankees lose!!!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha braves lose
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If i was michael penix sr i would’ve named my kid harry
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right hand rule is so funny. Like no obvious reason to define what should be positive rotation about an axis, which way do your fingers curl brother.
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Robert Shields @rshields37.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers: back page edition
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is really strange how well i get along with trans women. My girlfriend’s new roomate this year is a trans women and if you would believe it we just seem to just click. You’d really think I’m secretly trans but i really have given that thought space to breathe and it just isnt true. How bizarre
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It really is crazy that we are made out of food. Not in the sense that the human body is edible but that we are literally constructed from things we ate
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pokemon master sex
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apartment is too long of a word for such a common term. I think the brits might be onto something by calling it a flat
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A peice of cheese
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real qb nsme from usf btw
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They dotn teach kids SHIT anymore. Gf’s 17y/o sister heard “contiguous 48” and was flabbergasted. Get real.
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need a rapper who dresses like a reddit heritagewear guy
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mercedes ute
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am alarmingly susceptible to when the liquor store puts a little score next to the drink. Oh this wine is a 91 you say? If you say so! I will purchase immediately!
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m gonna be so mad of we get alex cora
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay he’s had his fun can we move on from dombrowski now
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grim meredith 🎃💨 @meredith.is.vgay.fyi · 01/10/2026
i love..... cheese
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrong already
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to be heat treated
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well i’ll be
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is roman anthony made out of actual human tissue or is it something closer to chewing gum
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol okay
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its very funny to hear this guy continually refer to bohm as one of our best hitters
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really dont know if i hate an active baseball player more than Cam Schlittler
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If dems really wanted to win texas they’d run a real mexican dude who’s like andy beshear style woke
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being good at parallel parking makes me feel so much better than everyone
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m convinced god made me to be a short gay jewish man but i came out tall straight and white unfortunately
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my favorite hobbies is wearing dark clothes and walking in the middle of the street at night
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not actually watching bc i was at a concert but god do i fucking hate that shitler guy
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really do love when pitchers look dumb as fuck catching a comebacker
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna be a lot of this until december and then its gonna be a lot of this feb-may
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its crazy that college is just like. Torture city.
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This eagles team is very 9-8
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dad grew up a dolphins fan in south florida but hates the dolphins now because he’s still mad they made don schula leave in 1995
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrist curls are fucked up bc if makes it hard to use my phone between sets
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Missing casty right now for some reason. My favorite overpaid zero-tool player who was kind of an asshole.
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Girlfriend’s watching real hosuewives of salt lake and they’re at thermal club for the indy race??? Why is colton herta on my screen right now
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Predictions
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Liam @jimothynewt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of people dont know this but the meter was actually named after Sir William Meter, who first discovered that there was no meaningful difference between length and width
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