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@jiminiplywood.bsky.social
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artist Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying. I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just saw and heard a pretty damn lowflying fighterjet do a turn, saw its underside. In Germany. Weird. very weird n concerning but it´s gone now.
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woutje @woutvanart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bin nicht mal getauft aber komplett ready
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I would never fight a Holy War
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Pope Leo I'm ready launch me towards the nearest data center
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think of these as the european man´s hummingbird-substitute. But the longer i look at it´s rear, the more i think it might be an air-lobster actually.
a...forgot the scientific name. a kind of butterfly/moth that looks alot like a hummingbird with a rotund body n fast flapping smaller wings. very unbutterfly-iysame bug different shot
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I now get Ads where an AI generated guy tells me he now learned how to effectively use AI at his job. That´s just lying and not the kind that´s always been deemed OK in advertising.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to be more extrovert because i have alot of ideas that involve people. Dangit.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a new old used fun weird lens. Glass seems perfectly fine. Part of the rubber has reached the age where it crumbles n wants to become oil again tho. Rubbed some off. Any good way to speedrun that process rather than having sticky blackened fingers each time i use it? #photography #gas #lens
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i regret not getting busier yesterday i could be out in the sun today but i need to get shit done. well. Still a tiny itty bitty sick so. OK. excused maybe, still a tad miserable.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fitness guru Jack LaLanne was born September 26, 1914 in San Francisco.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I´m happy that periscope macro lenses exist. I´m not sure what specific animal i would annoy in it´s own private domicile with it, but it´s fun to try n think what could be done with it.
astrHori 28mm f13 macro lens. a 2 part lens with an enormously long thin tube part and a periscope with leds around it at the end, so the lens ends up pointing sideways
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Life is exciting in mostly good ways for me right now and it´s stressing me out. Just pulled the trigger on some big decisions, ill see if it pays off. Still gotta approach opportunities more, this was mostly just dumb luck, alot of it. also still not painting again. gotta do that.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
feeling preemptively stressed already for the week to come, which will be a great week tho. So i downed all my caffeine already to get going n get something done. Getting shit done or not, no sleeping tonight. Lets get this party- and by party i mean staying at home- started.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can take pictures of birds with 200mm, but if you got no silent shutter they will look at you wondering what all the clickclack noise is about.
photo of a grey heron with yellow eyes looking directly at the camera
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the inside of the downside of 2 sony e mounts. difference between them gotta be why the cheap adapter didn´t lock and i got send a second one and i harvested a mount from a dead camera that started working again but i dont care i need the adapter n the shipping label back doesnt cover..ugh
super close up of a sony e mount showing lil metal ridges at a 90degree anglealso sony e mount but a slope like 45ish degree instead of 90
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you struggle with parkin, drive a small car like that Kia. If you can´t even park it you really should not be allowed to drive a 500hp tank.
porsche macan suv next to a small kia, both parked crooked in the lidl lot but the kia is within its spot, the porsche not at all
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just learned about the existence of a third steroid taking wealth flexing dickhead brian johnson. I´m starting to develop some prejudice against brian johnsons i think. Sorry to Brian Johnson in advance, im sure you are one of the good ones.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
shoutout to cabbage, nature's parchment paper for steaming stuff
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I made something like a meme. I mean. It is low effort at least. But it´s a video. Kinda.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Being wet n tired was relaxing. Even swam a bit.Enjoyed the hard water massaging my back in light of lack of any meermaids volunteering. minuspoints today: second spoke on mtb broke, others loose. gotta fixit. + : found a picknick table/plywood in the sperrmüll=unwieldy trash= on the street
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i got my paperwork i dread that took all of 5 excruciating minutes done by promising myself to get to the pool. I´m tired. I m going tho. I can be tired and wet.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There´s feelings i don´t remember anymore. I still got the descriptor. I got words for them but that is not the same as the faint echo of the actual feeling. I still know how it felt but i can´t recall.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
today i tried to explain to a guy that working 7h 45min for 4 days is not 7,45x4. I wonder if the supervisor would have simply accepted it, maliciously, or nonmaliciously. Kept the worker that does alot of smokebreaks but gets shit done. Or the worker too slow to get all his work paid.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It may not be the car you want or the motorcycle you want but a modern electrified take on the concept of the 10 feet long Böhmerland is the motorcycle you need. I love how thought through n well made it seems and not just nonsense for the hell of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Eu...
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Probably the Most RIDICULOUS Production Motorcycle Ever
YouTube video by bart
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i was around town with my very heavily loaded up cargobike. I felt a bit weird. Then a guy with a ringlight dressed up as a powerranger ran by me and i felt more normal than i had in a long time
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
about 1cm into the tyre. Schwalbe supermoto X. both ends sharp. Only noticed cause it scratched against the fenders. somehow the tyre shrugged it off. Couple hours and 3 miles later, still got all my air. Cool cool. #bikesky #nail
schwalbe supermoto x bicycle tyre with nail sticking out
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
currently obsessed with that...band? musician? i discovered. I like that the lyrics are often enough a downer i nod my head in agreement with while the actual music drives me to do things nonetheless rather than sit there and be, well, sour www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EEM...
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WHITEY - SWEET WORDS FOR THE SOUR (OFFICIAL AUDIO)
YouTube video by Whitey
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hate it when normal storage destroys things over time anyways. Wore some safety shoes today. Non slip sole. Only got even more non slip over the years, but that´s because it changed to something between chewing gum and a pencil eraser. All the years of wear in just a day.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Trying to buy some camera gear. Ebay changed its price-proposal feature to not include taxes(germany) So i get a proposed price of 19Euro for a 24 Euro items, but it comes out to 28 Euro after taxes. Does the seller not understand the system or is he being an asshat? what a shopping experience
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Jack Donaghy's $1 Counter Offer in 30 Rock
Alt: Jack Donaghy's $1 Counter Offer in 30 Rock
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There should be a DJ ump. Djuuuuump!!! maybe there is
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Bruce Sturgell Jumps on Bed (Chubstr)
Alt: Bruce Sturgell Jumps on Bed (Chubstr)
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Some Benz overtook me roaring n a bit close only to not get any distance on my bicycle. Given that i thought the "geringverdiener/lowearner" that the Porsche911driver that looked exactly like one, in the least derogatory way- well aged full grey50 with hair+beard, not overweight- He didn´t say...
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
took apart 2 camera flashes that don´t work. Didnt get far into one. Got far into the other and can´t see anything wrong except the thing doesn´t work. Great. Great. Didn´t die tho, so that´s something.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
supermarket had free samples of almond coconut breadspread and it tastes like the inside of a Raffaello. Probably just as pricey, vegan and bio. Am considering visiting that supermarket 1-2x a day for as long they got those free samples
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Ferrero Raffaello Werbung 2011 Raffaello commercial
Alt: Ferrero Raffaello Werbung 2011 Raffaello commercial
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i completely skipped triceps n biceps for 2-3 weeks now to improve my ellbow issues. somehow my biceps is sore. No exercises with bent ellbow.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
also another mercedes SUV, white this time, tried taking my right of way. Old lady. Made it a point to only hit the brakes in time to not smash into her door. This shit really makes me google the rules again. Pretty sure when im in the roundabout i dont have to slow down for heavier vehicles.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
just saw a guy walk manually. Straightup fear and loathing in las vegas style, walking home a package from the post office. Legs bending too much, legs going outwards, feeling the air, inwards again. Holding on to a signpost to reasses. Old lady concerned asking if he needs help. No drugs for me.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fell asleep to loud music on a raggedy couch in the woods on a little festival. First one awake. Time for macro photography. Gonna jumpscare people by giving em one picture of them having fun with a watergun then one of a cute lil spider on that watergun. #photography #macro
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It´s too hot to do anything but i still gotta do it. It´s gonna get worse if my fan dies. If my fan dies, i might as well give up too. So. tik. tok. tik. tok. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1XA...
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NMZS - Tik Tok (Antilopen Gang)
YouTube video by Antilopen Gang
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Its a wee bit hot in germany Begrudgingly i got a haircut after my mother convinced me that society might not accept bald me Unfortunately i can´t disagree. I also don´t know where my hat is so i need the UV protection, else my half cooked brain would have started cutting n shaving yesterday
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i thought people 10 years younger than me come with built in basic IT competency, but no. they say my link doesnt work. It does. The one thing i noticed is some forgot ordinary websites exist n you gotta say this n that is on their website, not insta or wherever, thrice
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
After a wild detour trying to get somewhere with googlemaps on my bicycle, being sent into muddy fields and to take a ferry that doesn´t move cause its midnight... Deutsche Bahn fails harder than usual. yeah i better. Get a physical map n plan my route i guess, for next time.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just realized via some very old posts of mine on another app that i have had marketable skills for about 10 years without marketing em. It´s time (not here tho this is where i talk shit)
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Collateral: Improvise. Adapt.
Alt: Collateral: Improvise. Adapt. we gotta make the best of it improvise adapt to the environemtn. tom cruise in grey in the back of a cab
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FranDrawer✏️🦖 @frandrawer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Anjanath, the savaje jaw pokémon #MonsterHunterWilds #Pokemon
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Quark is now 1.20Euro instead of 1 Euro in all german supermarkets. Sad. I found a lil bird, a swallow, on the pavement. Had no water. Other cyclists did. Watered it put it near a tree under rosebushes. Was gone when i came back from shopping, so either they took it in or it flew away.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The secret to going back to sleep when you wake up at the wrong hour is deciding "fine I'll get started on today" which typically suddenly makes you very tired again
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Big transporter starts his journey without using the indicators. Mercedes SUV turns the front wheels...anticipation. No indicators either. I scream. i make the blinker gesture. She doesn´t seem to even understand. Only so long till i add kickin to the screaming. Fuck people today. Holy shit.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
These are the small moments that make you lose faith in humanity.
a public bikerack, aka just a metal tube, with chewing gum stuck to it n smearedscene from breaking bad where a dude is locked by the neck to a pipe or something with a bicycle U lock
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Way home at midnight. Germany. I just saw a huge bat. Was that a flying fox? is that possible? I´m used to the small ones with the wingspan of the space between a stretched out pointer finger and thumb. This was more like a narrow bicycle handlebar, with a longer body.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Once again didn´t make it even 1 mile on bicycle without a driver being a dickhead. This time a big(for germany) black SUV tried taking my right of way away in a small roundabout. I did brake in time, he did not commit to running me over either. We stood there for a moment, took it back.
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The chinese want to stand out, so they go hard. Which is apparently an option. Of course this is nonsense, but 466kg/1000+lbs! is still rideable and they come outa nowhere with this. So. Where´s a 1000lbs electric with good aero. all battery? would even make sense www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qvV...
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Besser als die Goldwing? Souo S 2000 GL im ersten Test | Das kann der 2-Liter-Achtzylinder-Boxer!
YouTube video by MOTORRAD
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me, just vibing, lifting heavy and forgetting my troubles, watching a show on my laptop while walking. The gym monitor. For minutes straight: When did you last really take the load of your parent´s shoulders? fuck you, monitor. fuck me, too. Ugh.
a gym screen saying wann haben sie ihre eltern das letzte mal wirklich entlastet?
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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oranges don´t bounce well. Not sure this is how to get the juice out the best, but it´s what im doing
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