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Jimi fn lee

@jimilee.bsky.social
122 followers 75 following 370 posts

Bass player, collector, sarcastic ass hat

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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 2h
Hunt for red October for tax purposes.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 4h
Throw mama from the train for tax purposes.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggonit, people like you Charlie Brown.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re kidding, right?? I mean, I thought they were already starving.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The post wins teh interwebs for today. There is no reason to move forward.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Leave it off, hop in the backseat and go as your prom night.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Take those feelings and push them way down Charlie Brown.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When some one says,”I’m not racist but….” they really are.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I laughed right out loud. Thank you. Now my coworkers know I’m insane.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, as long as all humanity dies, I think it would be ok. I don’t want to be the only dude left.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apparently, for the GOP, evidence doesn’t matter either.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look, I can either fuck around or find out. I don’t have the time or energy for both.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every time I play my guitar, my dog looks at me like my ex wife did. I’m like, bitch, get over it.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Totally underrated.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bwahahahahaha
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m feeling like the GOP forgot who was in office during the pandemic.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shark week bitches!!!!!!
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I feel like, if chic fil a isn’t going to be open on Sunday, they should also refrain from commercials on Sunday.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No snacks for me, we will eat when we get home. Mmmmm potatoes.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So much GOP wins….
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If you don’t mind be coming in at 3am, I’m happy to have a word with it.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When you’re u employed, everyday is Monday. Seriously, I have no idea what day it is.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Men be like: I'm sorry you're going through this. Can I see your tits by any chance?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Let’s all come together and agree to retire the phrase laser focused. Instead, let’s use poke focused.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Bwahahaha everyone knows that was science fiction. We all know the girl should have been able to turn invisible when she got back.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Even better with a friend.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Oh yeah, same. Mine are grown. I miss seeing them everyday.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Then they grow up to be just like you, and you wonder if you were an ass, too.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
And also stock market. That’s relevant ……🤔
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Wow, a Deacon?? That like never happens….
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We told you this was going to happen, but nooooo, you didn’t believe us. I bet you just feel silly now, don’t you.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sounds about right, lots of shootings going on over there too.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I guess all this shit is a reason to be relieved I’m a blue guy in a red state. Please tell me the mid terms will be meaningful. Now, make me laugh.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A little goes a long way. Too much goes so much further.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Cake is basically a pancake, right?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Really funny set. I hate the encore game, too. Just fucking play!!
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I had my cake, then I ate it. So, I guess you can.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Illuminati for sure.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yeah, I read that three times. You think he believes the words he is saying?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
That world sounds much nicer than the real world.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It is not ok to add ness to any word to make a new word. That’s not how you grammar.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
No, I don’t want to go camping. I work so I don’t have to sleep outside in a tent.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Wait, which one of us should be pantsless?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Wait, Robert DiNero was really Robert Redford?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It’s a trap!
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Also looking for the remote while said phone is leaned up against it while watching YouTube vids.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I don’t feel so well now.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The 26.2 sticker I have on car is the exact number of fucks I have to give after my morning commute.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
My drug of choice is tylenol. Wanna fight about it?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
For your information, the people in my head think I’m hilarious.
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