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Jimi fn lee

@jimilee.bsky.social
121 followers 75 following 368 posts

Bass player, collector, sarcastic ass hat

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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggonit, people like you Charlie Brown.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re kidding, right?? I mean, I thought they were already starving.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The post wins teh interwebs for today. There is no reason to move forward.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Leave it off, hop in the backseat and go as your prom night.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Take those feelings and push them way down Charlie Brown.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When some one says,”I’m not racist but….” they really are.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, as long as all humanity dies, I think it would be ok. I don’t want to be the only dude left.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apparently, for the GOP, evidence doesn’t matter either.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look, I can either fuck around or find out. I don’t have the time or energy for both.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every time I play my guitar, my dog looks at me like my ex wife did. I’m like, bitch, get over it.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Totally underrated.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m feeling like the GOP forgot who was in office during the pandemic.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shark week bitches!!!!!!
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I feel like, if chic fil a isn’t going to be open on Sunday, they should also refrain from commercials on Sunday.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No snacks for me, we will eat when we get home. Mmmmm potatoes.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When you’re u employed, everyday is Monday. Seriously, I have no idea what day it is.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Men be like: I'm sorry you're going through this. Can I see your tits by any chance?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Let’s all come together and agree to retire the phrase laser focused. Instead, let’s use poke focused.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Bwahahaha everyone knows that was science fiction. We all know the girl should have been able to turn invisible when she got back.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Even better with a friend.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Then they grow up to be just like you, and you wonder if you were an ass, too.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We told you this was going to happen, but nooooo, you didn’t believe us. I bet you just feel silly now, don’t you.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I guess all this shit is a reason to be relieved I’m a blue guy in a red state. Please tell me the mid terms will be meaningful. Now, make me laugh.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A little goes a long way. Too much goes so much further.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Cake is basically a pancake, right?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I had my cake, then I ate it. So, I guess you can.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It is not ok to add ness to any word to make a new word. That’s not how you grammar.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
No, I don’t want to go camping. I work so I don’t have to sleep outside in a tent.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The 26.2 sticker I have on car is the exact number of fucks I have to give after my morning commute.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
My drug of choice is tylenol. Wanna fight about it?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
For your information, the people in my head think I’m hilarious.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2025
Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. store.theonion.com/collections/head…
'I Appreciate The Muppets' Headline T-Shirt
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
You have to start to wonder if the interior decorator is actually trolling him.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If you’re at work and someone asks how it’s hanging. Say, “straight up”. They’ll know you’re a man with confidence. Anyway, I have a date with HR. I think she’s pretty excited, she keeps giving me looks.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Next time someone at work asks how you’re doing, just say”Bitchin” they’ll know what you mean. Anyway, I have a date with the HR lady later, I’m pretty excited.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Wait, is being black woke? @georgetakei.bsky.social you seeing this?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Try harder, I’m sure you could be a little more excited. Push! 😁
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I don’t think you were in college…
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Growing up, I never wanted to be old, but now I don’t want to be young. That’s a lot of work.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I would just be laughing the whole time. Who ever heard of turtles knowing karate. Then I would take them on the road.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Said no one ever.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I’m down for a listen.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I cleaned my glass. And now there are smudges on them again.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A guy/ client was elected president and then it all went away. Let’s call him JD’s boss.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It should start with everyone running for their lives and end with happy healthy families.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Who is this and how did you get this @?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If you’re an adult that says “guess what” to another adult, perhaps you should re evaluate everything. Just tell me and stop playing games.
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
You win the internet for today. 🤣🤣🤣
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
So if posts are skeets, does that make us skeeters?
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Jimi fn lee @jimilee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’m only going to ask you one more time, who let the dogs out???
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