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Jim Hearson

@jimhearson.bsky.social
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⚽️ @londontitansfc; 😯 by #nffc. Trying to keep it light. One of the good ones. Views my own. Won the internet twice & QI once.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gahahaha, @maxrushden.bsky.social you daft bugger 😂 #IIFL
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@footballweekly.bsky.social As much as hydration breaks are a nonsense, they do at least seem to have magically ensured that goalkeepers no longer get slight muscle strains around the 70-minute mark.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
APRIL MEDJOOL
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social Nice of Richard Osman to invite you on House of Games this week.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social "You can't preface someone looks like a butt plug with, 'with all due respect'; I don't believe that gets you out of that hole" I put it to you, sir, that you knew exactly what you were doing when you said this on the Phil Ellis episode.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@grovejoel.bsky.social Hey Joel, maybe one to pass onto the Women's Football Weekly team - this week's won't download (tried a few times on 4G and WiFi). Could be a me thing, but the error says the URL is wrong.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@barryglendenning.bsky.social As an Expendables enthusiast, I'm sure you enjoyed the Feberbahce line-up from tonight. Especially with Soyuncu and Fred coming off the bench and Edson Alvarez only missing out through injury.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social To compound matters, it's just outside Staines.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
For such a small place, I know a surprising number of people who have visited Luxembourg. So, with some time between Christmas and new year, I figured I’d head over there to see what all the fuss was about.
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The lap of Luxembourg
Three days is going to be enough to get a good taste of Luxembourg, right?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social Send for Emer!
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Riga and Vilnius - vibrant churches, verdant forests, vivid soups and very much more besides.
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Never mind the Baltics, here’s Riga and Vilnius
Riga and Vilnius - vibrant churches, verdant forests, vivid soups and very much more besides.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@barcajim3.bsky.social 👀
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social Yesterday evening, I went to see The Producers for the first time, so imagine my surprise when the phrase "everything is showbiz" featured in the big musical number 😱
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@barryglendenning.bsky.social They're just trolling you now x.com/BBCMOTD/stat...
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Match of the Day on X: "After seven years with West Ham, Lukasz Fabianski has joined... West Ham! 😄 The goalkeeper has returned to the Hammers after being released in the summer, following Wes Foderingham's departure. https://t.co/0Y9kCKizkK" / X
After seven years with West Ham, Lukasz Fabianski has joined... West Ham! 😄 The goalkeeper has returned to the Hammers after being released in the summer, following Wes Foderingham's departure. https://t.co/0Y9kCKizkK
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social Midweek Mayhem on a Tuesday?! What is this sorcery?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It took me a while to experience Chicago for the first time, but I’ve a feeling the second trip won’t be so long in coming. Read on to find out where I went, what I saw and - more importantly - what I ate 🍕
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Sweet Home Chicago
It took me a while to experience Chicago for the first time, but I’ve a feeling the second trip won’t be so long in coming.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social If you're not allowed to discuss things that have happened previously, Barry's episode of WDYDY is going to be a quick one.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@barcajim3.bsky.social FYI www.timeout.com/uk/news/uniq...
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UNIQLO is opening massive new stores in two major British cities
The Japanese retailer’s regional expansion in the UK continues apace.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
@barryglendenning.bsky.social Pssst - in case Max goes to the City Ground in GTA, it was 30,252. Our secret, mind 🤫
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@maxrushden.bsky.social For balance, you should get Dan on after Villa have lost a game to see if he brings the same kind of energy.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Potential question for radio: after Brentford borrowed West Ham's socks yesterday, when did the listeners have to borrow clothes to do their jobs?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@barryglendenning.bsky.social Regarding your discussion with Charlie about Chris Wood scoring headers, Transfermarkt reckons that of his 199 career goals, 34 have come off his noggin.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@barryglendenning.bsky.social I once scored one of those own goals that seemed inevitable. A cross flicked off my leg and it felt like it took at least a minute for it to loop over the keeper and nestle in the net - and at no point during that time did I expect any other result than an OG.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social I hope Barry accepted the box of Christmas dinner without looking in it, a la Deal or No Deal. Complete with Noel Edmonds asking if he'd like to swap the unopened box for a Pret festive sandwich or suchlike.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Is this Barry's strawberry picking?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Pity you wasted time on the Saudi-backed battering led by Oleksandr Usyk rather than the Saudi-backed battering led by Alexander Isak.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I couldn't decide if I wanted to visit Madrid or Sevilla a few weeks ago, so I did both - and here's what I got up to...
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Sevilla and Madrid – Planes, trains and too many meals
I’m starting to get why British expats move to the south of Spain – wandering around in shorts in November certainly has its charms. However, unlike those immigrants into Iberia, British cuisine, Irish pubs and speaking loudly and slowly in English to locals weren’t on my agenda.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social To be fair, Gary Lineker thought Norgaard shouldn't have been sent off against Everton after smashing into Pickford's leg. Yes, it got overturned, but we all know it was still a red card.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social That's very hospitable of Wolves to sack Gary O'Neil today rather than tomorrow afternoon.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
@barcajim3.bsky.social What a time to be alive!
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Why yes, that is Mark Clattenburg on Michael McIntyre's entertainment vehicle The Wheel. The man is shameless.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Who needs a Premier League review when you've got a goalkeeper scoring an injury time equaliser in the FA Cup and a player getting sent off for booting someone in the head in the first 30 seconds of the Copa Libertadores final?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@barryglendenning.bsky.social Your words carry weight, Baz - one powerful rant against Steve Cooper and he's fired.
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Maybe Ilkay Gündoğan's assigned role in the team is to stand in midfield and point?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Was I alone in initially thinking that the final WhatsApp message was from Elis James?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social A potential solution to your hat-eating quandary?
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social Potential question for radio: Have you ever smuggled a bit of a dead relative into a football match? (May be a bit niche, I admit)
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
For a moment, I had to check that I hadn't written the opening to @maxrushden.bsky.social's latest article www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@chrisjlongman.bsky.social Morning Cap 🫡 Your first message needs to be what you said on Johnny's show...
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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Well, this feels delightfully retro.
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stan lee says i like that sorta thing while talking to a man
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