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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 8h

I do, and I've taken to putting a strip of sellotape over it so it doesn't rub off.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Did you enjoy the brief moment of hope?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even Steve Buschemi would turn his baseball cap around and cover his face with it in embarrassment at these try-hard clowns.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Please, look at the bum fluff on that lad's face - he's not old enough to be haunted by rogue nasal hairs.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We all know how his daughter paid for that cottage.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Marva Kreel's point is a very good one - try to hit lots of targets, you're going to have a lot of misses. Not that it bothers me too much - the TV goes on at kick-off, off after the final whistle and gets muted at half time. Punditry and analysis on match coverage isn't for me.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The mad lads have been at it since August.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Good job the Reconquista happened, eh?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The most Tory fish and chips going.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Is Max twice saying the international break is two weeks a coping mechanism because he can't cope with it actually being three?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You're a braver man than me, mentioning Odysseus again after your live D-Kestreling 👏🏻

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Were you and/or Barry aware that Ben Chilwell was back at Palace?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They're not fucking about with the chutney, either. Top scran.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Nah, sorry - I don't believe in semi-colons."

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Big fan of the Northern Heights 👍🏻

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They probably want to convert the air ambulance into a gunship so they can snipe any forrins that get temporarily housed up there.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It's giving Morecambe and Wise, which is fine company to be in.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One of the great intros from Max. Hang it in the audio Louvre.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I thought the Nazi warm-up was annexing Austria?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Hurry up, old man - I need to fill my stick quota."

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Each to their own and all that, but I'd say cock-and-ball torture was pretty mad in the first place, tbh.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

A borderline VAR decision went in favour of a big name in the women's 800m semi to put her through to the final.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

🚨 DUG CONTENT KLAXON 🚨

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Will Lankshear would certainly appreciate it.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Me too! Maybe us lifers could collect our tea towels to save you on P&P?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They're already clearly highlighting that area with that big blue splodge, so I think the horse has already bolted on that one.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I think the real question is how this family man with a good job and a house in the Cotswolds has been twisted by society.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I went to a little place in Madrid and they made tripe a perfectly pleasant experience. Once I got my head around the texture, it was some good stuff.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You'd need a big car boot to get that home from Millets.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Throughout history, there have been plenty of words that tried to claim a place in the poke lineage, but they decried as antipokes.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Very much egg on their faces.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My sister got diagnosed with glaucoma last year - free eye tests for life for yer boy as a result 😎

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Sounds very much like a come-and-get-me plea to TM Tariq.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I had similar thoughts - turf management and the science behind it is so in-depth these days, covering it and not being able to tend to it at half-time feels suboptimal.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Yup. It's a similar set-up to the VAR room.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Bloody immigrants coming over here moaning about our immigrants. (This won't read well to people who haven't listened yet...)

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Didn't Lee Dixon sound much happier with Ally in the commentary box, rather than just a person he clearly doesn't like?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

FIFA would still say that stadium is sold out.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Analysing a guest's turds could be something you offer to paid subscribers.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I almost feel sorry for Ronaldo. Almost.

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Now, being naked to fix the toilet in the bathroom is one thing, but there was a second toilet elsewhere, suggesting there was a naked traipse around the house. Were you not concerned that neighbours may get a free peek at your hot bod, rather than subscribing to DO'nlyFans?

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Jim Hearson @jimhearson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Gym O'Doherty and the logo is just your dad's beaming face.

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