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Engineer, builder, father, investor, farmer … I create @nourished.news and write ultraprocessed.news … Come for the snark … stay for, well … more snark.

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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 6h
... that's why I believe in free peach. read.ultraprocessed.news/p/free-peach
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🍑 Free Peach
Forcing me to eat your rotten fruit is not your first amendment right.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 13h
I would say WTF ... but I'm so totally unsurprised. 😢
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23h
🇺🇸 Hey, my American friends … this is basically what all of Britain thinks of your leaders’ Fairford hype. 👇👇
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23h
From elsewhere in the replies. Genius. bsky.app/profile/rola...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 29/09/2026
Mic drop.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
🛰️ Google Maps sat-layer over Gaza have been updated… … and it's fucking terrifying. 😢 www.google.co.uk/maps/@31.282...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
IT’S NOT FREE IF IT COMES FROM TAX!!??
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 27/09/2026
I haven't seen a single story explain that the lawsuit filed by Tierra Walker's family is part of a broader legal argument that women and pregnant people have a right to life. There are at least four state cases like this. Subscribe to @autonomynews.co for context you're not getting anywhere else
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
The Lamest Showman
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Censorship is alive and well in the American tech oligarchy. 🇺🇸 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♂️ shows she still has a spine, no?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
💯 … I mean “… nothing more [honourable].” … in case that wasn’t clear.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
Just taxing the interests earned by wealth would redistribute insane amounts. Extreme wealth is bad enough — but the fact that it grows uncontrollably, inexorably, indefinitely makes it a social cancer — nothing more. Wealth tax is the chemo society needs.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
Just taxing the interests earned by wealth would redistribute insane amounts. Extreme wealth is bad enough — but the fact that it grows uncontrollably, inexorably, indefinitely makes it a social cancer — nothing more. Wealth tax is the chemo society needs.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
Indeed! 🚑 ... ( I live in Somerset ... 😆 🇬🇧 ... and both parents and wife all worked in the NHS ... it's the only way healthcare should ever be. 🫶 )
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
Being a healthy American is now considered a “fraud” … but analysts expect this to be upgraded to “treason” before the end of the year.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
When you say “refusing”.. ?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 26/09/2026
Yeah. I called my carpet fitter “babe” this afternoon. I’m not sure it went down well.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 26/09/2026
… until women stop helping to elect paedophiles, buying from Amazon, posting on Instagram etc … … they are not exonerated from responsibility for enabling the odious genre of men that propagate the growth of behaviour that leads to the horrifically disproportionate abuse of women by men.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 26/09/2026
🤦‍♂️ 🫣 If there was one murder ever … and it was committed by a man … then 100% of ALL murders would be men … … but that is ≠ to: 100% of all men are murders. I understand the anger. 2 women A DAY are premeditatedly murdered by men in the US … lots of men are disgusting psycho’s … … but until ..
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taco, bird/cat :verified420: @fedi.birdcat.online · 23/09/2026
EVERYONE IT HAS HAPPENED ONE OF MY BOXES OF CABLES AND DEAD HARDWARE HAS YIELDED A JST 2.0 PH 4 PIN CONNECTOR PLUG THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BUY OFF OF AMAZON AND NOW I CAN JUST HARVEST IT OFF OF A DEAD FAN NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 26/09/2026
I CAN CONFIRM: 0.00 VGA CABLES WERE BOUGHT ON AMAZON THIS MONTH WHILE REKERNELLING THE BLADE THAT’S BEEN HANGING ON THE WALL UNDER BY STAIRS FOR 10 YEARS. … ALTHOUGH EMBARRASSINGLY ONLY BECAUSE MY 11 YEAR OLD KNEW WHICH BOX TO LOOK IN! THROW NOTHING AWAY!
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 26/09/2026
That’s never real??
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 25/09/2026
Eh?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/09/2026
Because he’s becoming a lizard? 🦎
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/09/2026
Wait what?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/09/2026
So you've read Mein Kampf a couple of times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn’t get the first time?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
@alandaviescomic.bsky.social great gig in Bath sir. And brave. 2012 says hi! 👋 ... saves me having to have all sorts of awkward conversations so thanks for that! 🤣
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
Natalie suddenly looks older and more stern?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
… and has data on every American, frankly most humans globally and sells military-decision-making AI to a great many western governments.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
Oof. Although I'll be honest ... I have the predictive keyboard hard OFF ... (as do all my kids) ... ... not good for you. Kinda causes cognitive atrophy... and leads you to prune your vocab (and probably your identity). Some studies in the para this should anchor to:
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Stop to think ...
... before you forget to start again.
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Nourish @nourished.news · 23/09/2026
🚀 Desktop Readers – Our new desktop experience is live! 🎉 We've tried to simplify things a little + we'd love your feedback. Let us know if we've made things better or worse! 😆 ^JM 🫶
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Nourish - Better News
Nourish helps busy people understand the world faster. Protect your mental health with the new smart news app from OneSub.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
For my sins, I've a pretty bland, non-posh / multicultural English public school / newsreader accent ... If it can't understand me ... who can it understand ?!
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
Shirley you can't be serious? I am ... cos I have someone actually called "Shirley" in my address book ... and Teh (the) and Shaw (sure) and Butt (but) and "write it out for Beethoven" is definitely more likely than writing anything verbatim.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/09/2026
Congratulations Apple. I didn’t think it was possible. With “Siri AI” you’ve actually made dictation stupiderer. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Siri Voice Assistant Waveform Animation
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Nourish @nourished.news · 22/09/2026
🚀 Desktop Readers – Our new desktop site is live! 🎉 We've tried to simplify things a little + we'd love your feedback. Let us know if we've made things better or worse! 😆 ^JM
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Nourish helps busy people understand the world faster. Protect your mental health with the new smart news app from OneSub.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 22/09/2026
"and they're my friends" has such Ralph energy.
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Ralph Wiggum's Oofie Moment
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 22/09/2026
It's hardly a hard decision. No tech benefits justify allowing this company to handle any UK data, handle any UK policing or military decisions, handle any UK health data or generally have any UK data whatsoever. However hard home-grown systems are, they're the only option.
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WIRED @wired.com · 22/09/2026
When Andy Burnham served as the Manchester regional mayor, he did so in the only region of England that refused Palantir access to its data. Now, as British prime minister, Palantir could be his first major test in office.
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The UK Government Faces a Reckoning Over Palantir
Andy Burnham once kept Palantir out of Greater Manchester. His first test as prime minister is whether to cut the company’s £330 million NHS contract—and risk a rupture with Big Tech and Washington.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 22/09/2026
.. just without the suave.
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Emperor Palpatine's Intense Stare
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"When Trump there’s something wrong with a country that allows [media criticism of him], he’s really saying there’s something wrong with America. That’s the central feature of the whole thing: The government answers to us." @kristyparker.bsky.social nails it here: newrepublic.com/article/2156...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 22/09/2026
Woo! 🎯 My IRL big brother's app @tassomai.com is #5 globally on @time.com's EdTech list! If you've ≤ GCSE-aged kids and they're not using @tassomai.com then you're doing it all wrong! 🤘 time.com/article/2026...
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The World's Top EdTech Companies of 2026
EdTech is entering a new era of AI. TIME and Statista name the top 750 companies in the space, led by Duolingo
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 21/09/2026
FFS people ... arstechnica.com/ai/2026/09/r...
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Shall We Play A Game?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 21/09/2026
🤞
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 21/09/2026
Do you have a sense of how he will find in this case?
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