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Jim 🔥

@jim.chat
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Engineer, builder, father, investor, farmer … I create @nourished.news and write ultraprocessed.news … Come for the snark … stay for, well … more snark.

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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 7h
Privately funded politics is not democracy, it's oligarchy. Full stop.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 30/09/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/09/2026
🛰️ Google Maps sat-layer over Gaza have been updated… … and it's fucking terrifying. 😢 www.google.co.uk/maps/@31.282...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/09/2026
So you've read Mein Kampf a couple of times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn’t get the first time?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 10/09/2026
Whole families wiped out because a computer says someone in the building has similar phone habits as someone else who might be a target ... It's not superintelligent AI that's going to end us ... it's our own abject depravity.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 10/09/2026
Is the German for "Nazis everywhere" literally "Loads 'a Nazis" 😆 (Also, darkly brilliant. Thanks for sharing @sturdyalex.bsky.social)
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 10/09/2026
Who's this chap to Jenrick's left... and doesn't he have a fabulous hair do...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 25/08/2026
Accounts literally due tomorrow... 🤞 Nice timing @xero.com
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 25/08/2026
Watched "Mutiny" this evening. It's as bad as you might expect but the thing I couldn't get past... ... is that for a ship laden with cargo, it was floating far too high in the water. Honestly people. Continuity matters. PS. At no point was any "blood" actually "in the water".
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/08/2026
The Amazing Spiderman 🕷️
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/08/2026
Literally no connection … 😈
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/08/2026
🍿 Local flix is showing one film per week across Sep/Oct ... in the run up to Sunrise. Feels rude not to do the full experience. (Re-showing T2 and STIV:VoyageHome this autumn too 😃)
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/08/2026
See also:
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 21/08/2026
... "this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age" 🤢 👋 Who wants to bet me: Harp is a Russian agent, yes or no?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 21/08/2026
10 years in... I've finally made this iMacPro break a sweat! 📈
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 20/08/2026
"No, you're not going out sir. Tonight is sponsored by Dominos."
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 20/08/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 20/08/2026
🙄
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 20/08/2026
A ten day timeline of totally unrelated stories ... 🇰🇵 ➜ 🇷🇺 ➜ 🇺🇦 ➜ 🇺🇸 ➜ 🇰🇵 ➜ 🇷🇺
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 20/08/2026
“… since WWII” you say? Funny that, because I think we’re pretty close to WWIII. Maybe that’s why debt’s at $40t ..??
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 18/08/2026
Just gonna leave this here...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 17/08/2026
🚕 Well that's a dark pattern ...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 13/08/2026
W the actual F ..?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 13/08/2026
Seriously @bsky.app @support.bsky.team ?? Please don't wish Putin's puppet on us before it's even happened. It should read: > Bin wins. Clacton's grin. Farage is out with the trash. Please correct.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 12/08/2026
The bestest thing about the ECLIPSE is that even AFTER you close your eyes you KEEP seeing it. Thank your for your attention this matter. DJT.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 10/08/2026
Who the Zuck decides what is truly required? Read @jasonkoebler.bsky.social's latest piece on 404 ... and try not to 🤢 🤢 🤢 ➜ www.404media.co/mark-zuckerb...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 08/08/2026
📺 15,000! Can I have a little woop woop 🙌 🙌 www.youtube.com/@nourish-news
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 06/08/2026
Hey @support.bsky.team ... ... did the model change under your feet? 😆
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 06/08/2026
🤯 Relentlessly Unsurprising. #Palantir + #NHS 🇬🇧 Yeah, I know it's uncool to post from other networks but if you live in the UK ... you should know this. 👇 ... as if you hadn't figured it out already.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 04/08/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 30/07/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 27/07/2026
Consent …
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 25/07/2026
Communism?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 24/07/2026
Phew. I thought we were going to have problems... but, as the wise man once said... I take him at his word. See also: FFS 🤦‍♂️
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 23/07/2026
Sideshow Bob has escaped!
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 16/07/2026
This should not be a real photo - there are no good excuses.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 09/07/2026
Wait what.... is that Adam Scott second from the right!?
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 06/07/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 03/07/2026
💌 PREVIEW :: Tomorrow's UPN post. Feedback is most welcome ... I know it's a bit of a dark topic but for once I actually think there's a simple solution. Am I wrong? read.ultraprocessed.news/p/680cc6e3-c...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 03/07/2026
Off to Hyde Park tomorrow... to see the warm-up act (weirdly)... Still... pretty excited! 🤘 🎸 ☀️
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 01/07/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 01/07/2026
The Great America State Fair, which suffered great damage due to the Vandals and Radical Left SCUM that hate our Country, has been, for the past two days, in full operation. It looks beautiful!... etc. Truth.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 30/06/2026
One million dollars for the first person to spot these two in teh same room at the same time...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 22/06/2026
Just gonna leave this here...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 20/06/2026
BREAKING: Trump offers to release $300bn in seized algae back into the Reflecting Pool and allow It to continue enriching uranium in exchange for allowing the pool, otherwise known as the Strait of Lincoln, to reopen.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 18/06/2026
We have a Mr Man for days like this …
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 17/06/2026
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 17/06/2026
Plans within plans within plans....
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 16/06/2026
💬 Caption Competition ...
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 12/06/2026
It's hard to empathise with someone hated by a trillion people.
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