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Crystal

@jikei723.bsky.social
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Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️‍🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it. The /s should always be assumed.

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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 16h
17 turns 18 on Saturday. Requested cold stone cupcakes tonight. Who was I to argue?
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 20h
🎉
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 20h
It's already time @konthebeach.bsky.social
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 23h
My little Duke fan. I trained him early.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speaking of calling. If you google my CELL number, not only does it provide my physical fucking address, it says I'm still married to ex1. I don't know which thing is more egregious.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Can I call you?" Sure. Oh wait, you mean NOW? Oh no, I'm gonna need 3-5 hours.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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Snoopy & Woodstock Changing TV Channels
ALT: Snoopy & Woodstock Changing TV Channels
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She'd be impressed as hell.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Derp.
Chihuahua with his tongue out
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Can everyone see my screen?" Just once, I want everyone to fuck with the presenter and say no. Just once.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joan Baez was on my screen singing for 10 minutes. You couldn't tell me shit.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would not have had people crying during Killing in the Name on my Bingo card but here we are...in 2026
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somehow I managed to find a stream that isn't getting censored (yet) but lots of people reporting that once artists say keywords feed cuts out to ms now screen. The fuck
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grandma made him a rocket ship. Grandma has skills.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg. Grandson Did not disappoint.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I decided not to go to the concert/festival for many reasons. It's being live-streamed and I made the right decision. 🛋️ My ticket proceeds went towards Head Count, so no regrets there 😋
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
17 mentioned that friend hasn't registered yet. 🤭
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The (not quite) 4 year old just told his mom he was bored. 🤣🤣🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sheep. It's almost 1. I should go to bed. It's almost time for me to wake up at 2:30.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@meggie2nc.bsky.social I need to ask you a question but don't want to text you this late so remind me tomorrow 🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fairfax County friends: tell the board of supervisors how you feel about the flock cameras. We weren't asked and our tax money is paying for these: actionnetwork.org/letters/22d7...
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Automated license plate readers like Flock and Axon are violating our constitutional right to privacy, endangering immigrants, and hurting vulnerable communities by using AI surveillance cameras to sp...
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drop some punches. 👊🏼🖤🤕
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Stirring Festive Fruit Punch
ALT: Stirring Festive Fruit Punch
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My neighbor is outside singing to her dog in the dark. (In Spanish so I'm only catching words here & there) I love her.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the masks are off and they don't even try They know that you know that they know And they don't even mind it All the masks are off and they're getting lazy They think you're so damn stupid They think you're so damn crazy
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I casually said something very traumatic about my childhood to 17 today (tbf I thought they knew) And I think I'll be sick about it all day.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back at the spine doc. Time for some family feud 🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm getting worse. I used to be able to hang outside when the sun started going down until it was 70 It's 75 now and I have to go in. Im shivering. lol
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any DMV people need a Power to the Power ticket Saturday?
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just realized the thing about the quiet space and now I'm even more upset.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Friend: I'm sure the bulk of your anxiety is because you care so much. Me: it is. But it's also brain chemicals. And because *PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK AND HURT ME ON PURPOSE I left that part out. 😆 *not plural Also it's so fucking noisy in my house And my quiet space is fucking gone too
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Killing it, as always
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
8 years. 😋
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After a night of awful dreams, I woke up feeling refreshed and ready to go. Oh wait. I do feel like I shook something off. We'll see if it holds.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today (well now yesterday) was my 4 year anniversary at work. I should have had cake. If I could eat.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just down here trying to cry in peace and 17 comes down stairs. That makes it worse bc kid worries about me and then I feel guilty. Don’t even know wtf triggered it. I'm so exhausted.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drop some MIRRORS.
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Fall Mirror
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I cannot freaking calm my nervous system no matter what I do. I've tried all of my tricks. And meds. Most recent was buying a 5 pound weighted stuffed sloth. It'll be here today. Yes, I could have just bought a blanket, but please.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember Paul Ryan? I still hate that fucker with the fire of a thousand suns.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also shared a photo (of me) on IG for personal research purposes lol Some mf shared it. 😆 (that wasn't the research). But I'm guessing one of my nosy ass Illinois relatives who I don't speak to. That's so weird.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shared on my IG that one of my favorite musicians should come to DC and do a show and he viewed my story, so I'll be expecting him any day 😅
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Virginia DMV website is the least user friendly government site I've ever experienced. It's been shit the entire 8 years I've lived here. You will never change my mind.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Roy Kent learn to ride a bike has done more to heal my soul from this week than anything.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On the plus side, I won't see the construction of that stupid arch
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why the f does Truist bank text balance updates at 3:30 am Assholes.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk this shit.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also I'm about to burn some bridges. Lol
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's amazing what a day's distance can show you. 😏
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mood:
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Classic 'And Another Thing!' Scene
ALT: Classic 'And Another Thing!' Scene
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Update: approach with caution.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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