Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 4hShow me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. Powered by the sun and only awake at night. 020
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you see this, post a Witch.static.klipy.comMonty Python: She's a Witch SceneALT: Monty Python: She's a Witch Scene 030
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I just watched that on Tuesday. Trying to get 18 to watch it with me. Going to college to study film. Come on... 110
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That was some pass interference. And I don't even like football. 000
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Name your first celeb crush.static.klipy.comMichael Jackson in Thriller Era AttireALT: Michael Jackson in Thriller Era Attire 020
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026After 30 years and 8 months ... I am no longer legally responsible for any other humans on this planet. Happy birthday 18 🎉🎉🎉🎉 1150
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That would aid in the ceremonial disposal efforts, but it would be a bitch to have to deal with your renter's insurance. 010
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm really thinking your close proximity to a volcano is going to be an asset. I have plans for men. ™️ 110
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Share a character that reminds you of yourself 🖤static.klipy.comNick Miller: Do I Regret It? Yes.ALT: Nick Miller: Do I Regret It? Yes. 010
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My neighborhood has them at the entrances. Guess I need my own. 120
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That's not fair. That was 50% bullshit. 😅 But still. Go away. I'm working. 020
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sitting on my couch in a meeting & these two women whose appearance strongly suggested they wanted to speak to me about their lorb & savours start knocking on my door "hello, hello" I did not move. 1 No soliciting in my hood 2 This is not the time to approach ME with religious fucking zeal. #iykyk 330
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I asked someone on the F side a question. She told me she didn't know and to reach out to my chain of command. I'm it. I'm the top of the ladder of people who know how to do this. The SOP says to ask them. It's also borderline policy. I'm not touching it.static.klipy.comTired Man CollapsesALT: Tired Man Collapses 120
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Things that have happened today: I texted someone the words "happy Friday" What the fuck? I put my reading glasses on my head. And another pair on my face. It's not even 10. 030
Reposted by CrystalJ. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 08/10/2026Broadcasting this is not justice. It is ghoulish and depraved behavior. 0282
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comWill Ferrell: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the YearALT: Will Ferrell: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 020
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And yes. That's a half a cupcake bc I am, in fact, a psychopath. 030
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/202617 turns 18 on Saturday. Requested cold stone cupcakes tonight. Who was I to argue? 290
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I didn't either. But I'm glad. It had a google earth image with a pin. And it was 100% accurate. Did not like. 000
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Speaking of calling. If you google my CELL number, not only does it provide my physical fucking address, it says I'm still married to ex1. I don't know which thing is more egregious. 130
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Can I call you?" Sure. Oh wait, you mean NOW? Oh no, I'm gonna need 3-5 hours. 040
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤static.klipy.comSnoopy & Woodstock Changing TV ChannelsALT: Snoopy & Woodstock Changing TV Channels 010
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Two death threats? Or one death threat from two people? 000
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think that would kill Finnegan. He's on his last leg though. Be there soon. 😋 010
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Can everyone see my screen?" Just once, I want everyone to fuck with the presenter and say no. Just once. 160
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 04/10/2026She's the reason I bought the ticket to begin with. Lol 020
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Joan Baez was on my screen singing for 10 minutes. You couldn't tell me shit. 150
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Would not have had people crying during Killing in the Name on my Bingo card but here we are...in 2026 000
Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somehow I managed to find a stream that isn't getting censored (yet) but lots of people reporting that once artists say keywords feed cuts out to ms now screen. The fuck 011