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Crystal

@jikei723.bsky.social
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Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️‍🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it. The /s should always be assumed.

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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 4h
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. Powered by the sun and only awake at night.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 8h
Best thing I've read all week
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you see this, post a Witch.
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Monty Python: She's a Witch Scene
ALT: Monty Python: She's a Witch Scene
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just watched that on Tuesday. Trying to get 18 to watch it with me. Going to college to study film. Come on...
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was some pass interference. And I don't even like football.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Name your first celeb crush.
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Michael Jackson in Thriller Era Attire
ALT: Michael Jackson in Thriller Era Attire
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After 30 years and 8 months ... I am no longer legally responsible for any other humans on this planet. Happy birthday 18 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That would aid in the ceremonial disposal efforts, but it would be a bitch to have to deal with your renter's insurance.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm gonna start a list.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm really thinking your close proximity to a volcano is going to be an asset. I have plans for men. ™️
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You could have used the stairs 🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dark playground
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I told S & she said, oh yeah. You are not the one. 🤣🤣🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Share a character that reminds you of yourself 🖤
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Nick Miller: Do I Regret It? Yes.
ALT: Nick Miller: Do I Regret It? Yes.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My neighborhood has them at the entrances. Guess I need my own.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's not fair. That was 50% bullshit. 😅 But still. Go away. I'm working.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sitting on my couch in a meeting & these two women whose appearance strongly suggested they wanted to speak to me about their lorb & savours start knocking on my door "hello, hello" I did not move. 1 No soliciting in my hood 2 This is not the time to approach ME with religious fucking zeal. #iykyk
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I asked someone on the F side a question. She told me she didn't know and to reach out to my chain of command. I'm it. I'm the top of the ladder of people who know how to do this. The SOP says to ask them. It's also borderline policy. I'm not touching it.
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Tired Man Collapses
ALT: Tired Man Collapses
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The ghost is being wild today.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Things that have happened today: I texted someone the words "happy Friday" What the fuck? I put my reading glasses on my head. And another pair on my face. It's not even 10.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He did. But that made me feel old.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg. I'm so sorry. You r need a break.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy Sun Traveling!!! 🎂
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Children will be able to see that.
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Broadcasting this is not justice. It is ghoulish and depraved behavior.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wtf
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Will Ferrell: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
ALT: Will Ferrell: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I couldn't finish it lol. So much sugar 🤣
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And yes. That's a half a cupcake bc I am, in fact, a psychopath.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
17 turns 18 on Saturday. Requested cold stone cupcakes tonight. Who was I to argue?
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn't either. But I'm glad. It had a google earth image with a pin. And it was 100% accurate. Did not like.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎉
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's already time @konthebeach.bsky.social
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My little Duke fan. I trained him early.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫶🏻
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know 😆
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speaking of calling. If you google my CELL number, not only does it provide my physical fucking address, it says I'm still married to ex1. I don't know which thing is more egregious.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Can I call you?" Sure. Oh wait, you mean NOW? Oh no, I'm gonna need 3-5 hours.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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Snoopy & Woodstock Changing TV Channels
ALT: Snoopy & Woodstock Changing TV Channels
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two death threats? Or one death threat from two people?
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She'd be impressed as hell.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Derp.
Chihuahua with his tongue out
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that would kill Finnegan. He's on his last leg though. Be there soon. 😋
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Can everyone see my screen?" Just once, I want everyone to fuck with the presenter and say no. Just once.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's the reason I bought the ticket to begin with. Lol
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joan Baez was on my screen singing for 10 minutes. You couldn't tell me shit.
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would not have had people crying during Killing in the Name on my Bingo card but here we are...in 2026
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Millie!!!
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Crystal @jikei723.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somehow I managed to find a stream that isn't getting censored (yet) but lots of people reporting that once artists say keywords feed cuts out to ms now screen. The fuck
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