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Jiji Cullen

@jiji.contact
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Part time writer, videographer, and code ruiner. My head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957. What’s the last film you watched?

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asterioskokkinos.bsky.social @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I wrote this & am now imprisoned deep under Nintendoland
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/08/2025
A local Ice-type gym leader is looking to distance himself from the American organization of the same name. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 11/08/2025
Just found out Danny DeVito is 80 years old and now I’m stressed
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 07/08/2025
I keep mine outside and feed the cables through the window. It rains a lot here.
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 05/08/2025
Imagine being a pigeon and just eating people’s discarded chips, hanging out on lampposts and shitting on cars
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/08/2025
GameFAQs was a beautiful site in the past, but you might be underestimating just how important it is in the present. paletteswap.site/tru...
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
My latest for Palette Swap!
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 01/08/2025
Is it just me or doesn’t this review sound like a 5 star rating??
A letterboxd review of shaft (1971) rating it 3 stars and saying a guy describes a woman as having groovy boobs in this movie
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 30/07/2025
Acclaimed director Martin Scorsese was too afraid to admit he has no idea what a second unit director does. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 27/07/2025
Film nerds do such a disservice to Barry Lyndon by focussing just on the candlelight scenes. Yes they are amazing, but there’s so much incredible stuff in that film.
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 26/07/2025
Just watched Boiling Point (1990) and uhhh… does Takeshi Kitano have a bit of a problem with women?
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 25/07/2025
What a bastard
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Covered some distressing news for Palette Swap
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
first they came for heavenly badonkers angel bitches
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Leave it to @tayfabe.bsky.social to write a hilarious piece about making Cyberpunk as sad as you can. I love the way she dives into the games she loves and spends time getting to know their worlds and lore inside out (while I sit next to her on the couch & play a different GBA game every 2 hours)
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Brad (Fudj) @fudj.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
🚨 New video from me about the horse game everyone's talking about this week 🚨 Yes, It's Viva Pinata (And it's brilliant) youtu.be/nb1zs3edk1o
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 21/07/2025
Meme showing Nadine from Twin Peaks with the text “I will create a drape runner that is so silent”
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 18/07/2025
@jiji.michiganfgc.com name twins !
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Come be gay and/or woke with me next week!
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 18/07/2025
Going to see The Shrouds at the cinema in a bit 👀
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 17/07/2025
I’m getting suspiria (2018) vibes but less freaky bc not enough people watched suspiria? Also I feel like an Ayo Edebiri hipster bc I saw Bottoms at the cinema when it came out and loved her in it and then she seemed to be everywhere suddenly Or is that a Baader-Meinhof thing?
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 17/07/2025
Just watched Crash (1996) and the opening credits are incredibly y2k youtu.be/5bZ5ZvsryM8
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Crash (1996) David Cronenberg
YouTube video by SANPIUS
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 15/07/2025
A new roguelike video game seems like the most shameless Hades knockoff yet. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/07/2025
"It used to be that I could get quite the thrill from axing one of our own properties. I don’t think I’ve ever came so hard as I did when I binned Batgirl. But I’ve encountered diminishing returns," CEO David Zaslav said. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 13/07/2025
Watching Pickpocket (1959) and why is this so funny
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 06/07/2025
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 08/07/2025
I hate work meetings but I’m actually so good at them. I listen to myself and I’m like… how am I so good at sounding like someone who works here and doesn’t just spend all day thinking about movies and jokes to post online
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 02/07/2025
In the 1930s a commercial transatlantic flight meant 4 days in a zeppelin. By 1946, when Hitchock's Notorious was made, it took under 18 hours in an aeroplane. Quote from a character in that film: "we can expect rocket ships to be carrying us along the ocean very soon." Reminded me of AI hype.
Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman sitting together looking iconic in Notorious (1946)
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 29/06/2025
Watched Stray Dog (1949) earlier, the first Kurosawa I’ve seen that wasn’t set in a historical period. Although ironically it is now an interesting window into the post-war Tokyo of the bygone era in which it was made. Sadly, ACAB includes Murakami and Sato 😢
Some people smoking in the film Stray Dog
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 29/06/2025
Just watched Notorious (1946), great film. Very quotable. My favourite line: “I was a fatheaded guy, full of pain”
Ingrid Bergman in a white shirt
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 28/06/2025
They must be middle aged mutant ninja turtles by now
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 27/06/2025
A down-on-his-luck gamer is looking for some new games for his collection, despite his dire circumstances. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 27/06/2025
Watched Shin Godzilla. Imagine if Armando Iannucci wrote the first draft of a sick Godzilla script.
Sick ass purple shot of Godzilla blasting Tokyo
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 27/06/2025
I watched Violent Cop. Everyone on Letterboxd compares it to Dirty Harry but I haven’t seen Dirty Harry so for me it was more like Beverley Hills Cop meets Carlito’s Way. It relies more on emotion and tension to raise the audience’s heart rate than bombast. Overall a disturbing but good time
A photo of a tv showing a scene from Violent Cop. A man in white is screaming as he swings a baseball bat at another man who is reaching for a gun. Two children look on.
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 27/06/2025
Why don’t streaming apps let you take screenshots on iPhone? I understand not allowing screen *recording* but I’m not exactly going to pirate a film by taking 24 screenshots a second for two hours
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 27/06/2025
lol I wrote this
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 27/06/2025
Eugene Levy’s eyebrows are worth two stars each on their own
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 23/06/2025
Poor Christopher :-(
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 23/06/2025
I just watched Hundreds Of Beavers and just… it feels on the FW Murnau’s Metropolis scale of creative achievement, while having more laughs per minute than any film I can remember. What the hell
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/06/2025
Super Mario isn’t so super after feeling overwhelmed by the extra lives he has yet to live. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 23/06/2025
I watched a film recently called The Happiest Day In The Life Of Olli Mäki and it was a pretty good representation of the pleasure of a nice personal life vs the misery of having to work
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Patrick Sullivan @pattsully.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Cranky Kong Wahlberg
A snippet from the satire article "Donkey Kong Timeline in Shambles After ‘Bananza’ Suggests DK Wasn’t in New York on 9/11" that reads:

Other Kongs have spoken out against Donkey Kong since this timeline reveal has come to light. Notable names include Diddy Kong, who was just grateful there’s something else to talk about besides his name, and Cranky Kong, who ardently loves to “talk shit” at any given opportunity.

“This younger generation has gone soft, I say,” remarked Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong’s grandfather. “Let me just say, if I was in my prime and on that plane, it wouldn’t have gone down like it did. There would’ve been a lot of bananas in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to a bonus stage, don’t worry’.”
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 20/06/2025
The battle royale game’s harsh spike in difficulty drove a five-year-old to having a temper tantrum. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Parker @parkj0hn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
really cool to have SGF coverage on PS thanks to @tomasfranzese.bsky.social! in particular, been thinking about this quote from the Mouse team since I read the first draft
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 19/06/2025
When Tekken fans get so sick of chain throws they take to the streets
Top a protest with a “no kings” sign. Bottom King from Tekken with caption “why don’t they like me”
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 17/06/2025
Bungie announced its Marathon reboot will continue development for a few more months before ultimately being cancelled. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 17/06/2025
Do I need to have seen the first six samurais
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Patrick Sullivan @pattsully.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
No I didn't have any vitriol in my system while writing this, why do you ask
Text from the Palette Swap article 'Studio Suffers Layoffs After Not Making Fortnite' stating the following:

"Well, I looked over at Epic Games and saw that they had a big pile of money from Fortnite, so I promised my shareholders that I would get them a Fortnite pile of money," said Tom Wiseman, the CEO of Plain Vaults. "When I heard that I couldn't get a big pile of Fortnite money in front of me right away, I took a big shit in my pants, threw a tantrum and laid off 100 people. That's what they taught me in Harvard business school."
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 16/06/2025
The infamous turtle hermit combatted recent allegations against him by pivoting to the right-wing manosphere. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Jiji Cullen @jiji.contact · 17/06/2025
I have come to work to check my emails and clog the toilet. And I’m all out of emails
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