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han | he/they | the artist still presently known as jico (PN) | no terves, no swerves, no AI I post about things I’m reading mostly kotsujico.carrd.co for writing creds, and #jicopic for art!

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22h
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
watching a video essay while I do my pony dailies and this dude keeps pronouncing jrpg as “jar-pee-gee.” enchanting
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just finished… eminently crushable, got through it in a few hours - a fun start to the Halloween season! Not sure if it fully landed the plane for me in the end, but it’s also the only book I ever read what set a torture sequence to Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, so I’m legally not allowed to be mad. 3/5
MAEVE FLY by CJ LEEDE
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
saw this while shopping On My Travails and already had three new books to tetris into my luggage so I passed but I regret it already. desperately wish I was flipping thru this rn andersonhousepublishing.com/collections/...
andersonhousepublishing.com
Short Shorts: Men at Leisure
Shorts are so…informal. Leisure is so…lazy. For centuries, Western culture gave precedence to pants over shorts, and work has been pushed as the purpose of life at the expense of rest. Real men wore p...
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
texas has this with german and spanish lol
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kinda! we all poured out of the car to take a pic in front of a fully suburban manhole LMFAOO
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BabbyJaso @babbyjaso.shitpost.city · 19/09/2026
#remember
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really wish I was the sort of person who took more photos on trips but I always forget lmao
sunny boston coast the ropes mansion gardena windy and wet day on the water in kennebunkportone of many scenic car rides with my fambly
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for once, the estrangement threats were not the result of my incredible skill at progressive rummy
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trips with my family are usually pretty insane but this one was a real barn-burner. we lost our Airbnb, endured my aunts estrangement threats, visited the birthplace of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and took my cousin to the er. also I swept every single game of progressive rummy
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHy does my mom own this bag #ally
a Trader Joe’s parody tote: “trade and hoe’s” illustrated by an eggplant, poppers and a condom
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now that’s what I’m talking about
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
shrimptin shining a light on dark truths as always
a Shrimptin comic (a series that manipulates and adds new dialog to Adventures of Tintin comics to often absurd effect) showing two figures in the cabin of a boat during a storm. the captain wears a yellow overcoat, while someone in a green sweater brings a note to him saying "First Dolly and now this." the second frame is a closeup of the captain as he says "Someone is killing actors who worked with the muppets."

https://www.tumblr.com/shrimptin/826031498930094080
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a week, huh?

Captain, it’s Wednesday
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there are just no words. I’m fucking crushed. Thank you Dolly for always imagining and working for a better world. Rest well
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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BabbyJaso @babbyjaso.shitpost.city · 10/07/2026
uh oh, got hit with the age verification. time to post this again: gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...
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Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.
Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
sounds like I’m potentially gonna get id verification filtered because texas sucks! if im not around for awhile, that is why - ill post updated info through carrd if so
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
wall of egg
A breakfast sandwich - soft scrambled eggs with cheddar and Muenster on a sub roll
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
nobody rn is FUCKING doing it like AMC’s the vampire lestat. both this and iwtv are such incredible adaptations, the characters feel so expanded and improved in all the right ways
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Boost Mix Music - game music remastering @boostmixmusic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Rocko
Rocko's Modern Life: Spunky's Dangerous Day being advertised at CES 1994 by a very anxious looking Rocko
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
omenmaxxing and portentpilled
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/07/2026
🎣
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 30/06/2026
All my homies hate the Supreme Court
Gravedigger saving America
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Hal @goodsoup.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dont even have to decode this to know what it says, spent the whole chapter thinking they might as well have ported ur ass into the game
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
LMFAOOOOO HELP
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[deltarune rot13, minor spoiler] not sure i have ever felt so targeted by a character until lryybj. n fhvpvqny tnl pbjobl???? bu shpx lbh'er tbaan znxr zr xva
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
An interesting thing is going, here. In the cat world, being the one that grooms the other one means they're the boss. In the bunny world it's the other way round: the one being groomed is the boss. So these two are both thinking they're the boss. Original post
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 23/06/2026
Dragon Master Silk // Gimmick House // PC-98
Dragon Master Silk // Gimmick House // PC-98
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
just a tidy little summation of the worst impulses of fandom on an individual level long before it became de rigeur online
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
thinking about this passage for No Reason In Particular today
A photo of a passage from ON KNOWING: ESSAYS FOR THE LEFT HAND by Jerome s. Bruner:

In short, the conversion of impulse into the experience of art comes from the creation of a stream of metaphoric activity and the restraining of any direct striving for ends. In essence, the connecting of experience is given its first impetus by the simultaneous presence of several such streams of fringe asso-ciation. It is the formal artifice of the work of art itself, the genius of its economical imagery, that makes possible the final fusing of these inner experiences. The process we have described requires work from the beholder. Beholding an art object in a manner that may be called knowing is not a passive act. But when the beholder stops beholding, when there is too much involvement with the figures in a canvas, there is an end to the conversion of impulse, distance is lost, and in place of the experience of art there is either a daydream or merely action.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Let's rock with our cock.
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
honestly kind of inhumane to deny a 12 year old the right to yearn over a weird man from a video game
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
>grown man >look inside >luigi mario
A screenshot from the tomodachi life subreddit, which reads:

Ok, I may be overreacting, but am I wrong for not wanting my sister to date a grown man on my own island?

She's 12 and changed her age to 19 to fall in love with Luigi, it's my island, so when he fell in love, I said it's his imagination, and she told me to KMS over this btw, I told her she can do whatever she wants on her own island, but it makes me super uncomfortable when it's on my own, she told me to end it over and over and over, and I'm not sure who's in the wrong here, me being uncomfortable with her trying to date an adult, or her telling me to end my life over a video game
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
this was a BANGER, gave structure to intuitive processes and treats the alchemical process of creation as a science without imposing its standard constraints. I have no doubt I will return to it again and again
ON KNOWING: ESSAYS FOR THE LEFT HAND by Jerome S. Bruner
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
some more mill reads + a lunch read
HERESIES by Thomas Szasz CONTACT by Carl Sagan A Dos Equis and Chilis Chicken Crispers TM looming over CAT’S CRADLE by Kurt Vonnegut
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Higher-resolution cat pics to share around is the secret reason CD-ROMs were developed. 📖: CD-ROM Today, July/August 1993.
A photo snapped from an ad for Photo-editing software, with a white cat sat looking up at a beige 90s PC base unit, mouse, and monitor. Kodak editing software is open on the screen with a photo of the same cat loafing.
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
a true poster never caves to the weight of their own insignificance. they think, therefore they post
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pal @sunrespecter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
YOU ALSO SHOULD
eat dates
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND DEVELOP SOME
dietary fiber
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
i fear i unconsciously based my entire personality on mr. slinger, the teacher from lilly’s purple plastic purse
A page from the children’s book “Lilly and the purple plastic book”. A mouse with a mustache and glasses on a chain is shown wearing a number of colorful, patterned shirts. Text:

“Instead of ‘greetings, students’ or ‘good morning pupils,’ mr. slinger winked and said ‘howdy!’ 

He thought that desks in a row were going of fashioned and boring. ‘Do you rodents think you can handle a semicircle?’

And he always provided the most tasty snacks - things that were curly and crunchy and cheesy.

‘I want to be a teacher when i grow up, said Lilly. ‘Me too!’ Said her friends Chester and Wilson and Victor.”
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
about me
A picture of a few lines from CAT’S CRADLE by Kurt Vonnegut 

“I laughed.
‘Something’s funny?’
‘Pay no attention when I laugh,’ I begged him. ‘I’m a notorious pervert in that respect.’”
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
so true….. like giving an angel its wings
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SEGA INTERACTIVE 1995 SEGA GENESIS
Garfield wishing you and yours a Happy Pride Month
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i will make jupiter all gender accessible. stupider is for everyone
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
oh no, rest well !! hope ya feel better soon
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hey as someone who is not a piece of shit, I encourage you to stop concern trolling people you literally do not know. The right hobby, when you find it, will change your whole world.
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jico suave @jico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
not a karma thing btw, I just often realize once I have written it that opening myself to a fruitless back-and-forth re: something I’m correct about anyway is rarely worth the ephemeral rush of an um actually
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