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J HRMNY (he/they)

@jhrmny.eurosky.social
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Husband. Parent. Musician. Writer. Dilly dallyer. Famed poster of terrible takes

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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 9m
You guys remember Wardlow and Hager in that MMA “fight”?
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23m
Toad pushed and pulled on the rake. He raked the leaves into a pile. Soon there was not a single leaf in Frog’s front yard.
Toad struggles with his rake, trying to tidy up Frog's yard.

From "The Surprise"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 1h
I'm going to point out that Cody revealed that this was a Kevin Owens joint. He setup this on his own and asked talent to sit down to do messages when they got a chance. WWE saw this and said "we did this'
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 1h
MJF is giving back to the wrestling community by working with up and coming promotions, like New Japan. What’s the controversy?
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 2h
I genuinely think they gave Necro Butcher a legends deal so they can control his extracurricular interviews.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 13h
TK counter this and give Nick Gage a legends deal
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 2h
Ballads need to EARN their cathartic bridge or solo. This song doesn’t. And yet he does it anyway. TWICE!!
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 2h
“Missing You” by Tom Waite has come on in this Food Lion, just in time to remind me how much I hate “Missing You” by Tom Waite
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2h
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 2h
I do look at people who support Darby Allin sideways, especially when they know about his past and who he is
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 16h
The Chiefs know exactly who Tyreek Hill is if they re-sign him
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 4h
I'm not worried about Iran attacking San Diego or Los Angeles, I am concerned about the CIA and Mossad b*mbing US cities and blaming Iran
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 4h
Always remember your phone, keys, wallet, 9/11, and the Alamo
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 5h
WWE should sign the DX Band to a legends deal
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 5h
I think it’s funny how a lot of Ospreay’s wrestling is predicated on being a huge wrestling nerd who has an encyclopedic knowledge of his opponent’s moveset
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 5h
It’s great Darby Allin got carried in another match with an excellent wrestler. I get to watch my timeline clap like seals over this freak loser.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 5h
Every few years NFL fans go thru a bout of extreme cognitive dissonance, trying to reconcile their favorite players with the outrageously terrible people they are. I remember the Ray Rice situation. He obliterated a woman who couldn’t even defend herself. Two game suspension. Evil organization.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17h
Oh thank goodness I was worried it was going to be some sort of horrific evil company
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Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick Was Once Reviled by Gamers. Now He's Joining Skydance's Board of Directors
Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick, who stepped down from running the Call of Duty publisher after Microsoft completed its $69 billion acquisition of Activision-Blizzard-King, is joining David Ellison...
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 6h
The idiots who bet on pro wrestling outcomes should be on the shortlist for chemical castration.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 15h
It’s 9:11 make a wish
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 17h
I just got money sent to my PayPal because of some class action settlement?? I don’t even remember joining it.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 18h
I love SVU because Stabler is unashamedly a crooked cop, but for good
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 18h
For the longest time I thought CFO$ and bbno$ were the same people
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 21h
Tuxedo Mask: my job here is done

Sailor Moon, confused: but you destroyed fucking everything

Tuxedo mask flips his cape and exits
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 19h
I won’t let anybody forget that Drake is a literal pedophile
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 20h
I think Kidd Bandit and Speedball would’ve made a good team
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 20h
Pedophiles the world over can rejoice now that the World Wrestling Entertainment company teamed up with Canadian emcee and noted pedophile Aubrey “Drake from Degrassi” Graham. It’s a perfect little pedophile melting pot.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 20h
I love how the pedophile company (WWE) is using a song by an unashamed pedophile (Drake) for their television show that only a pedophile could like.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 20h
“Radical centrist” Ah yes Sprinkle a little salt and pepper onto your untoasted white bread. That’s a really extreme flavor palette you’re exploring.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 20h
Yeah, and I “almost” had you, but I guess that doesn’t cut it; “almost” loved you. I “almost” wish you would’ve loved me too. *guitar riff*
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 20h
Is Hayley Williams still friends with Taylor Swift? Because if she is, literally nothing she says or does right now is worth anything.
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Alexander @octatron3030.bsky.social · 21h
The wrestling media wants you to think the Clockwork Carnage match is confusing while also thinking the John “Rapist Apologist” Cena Tournament is a real thing that’s happening.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 21h
“Cult” These movies are ubiquitous. I think every living breathing human being has seen the first Bay-directed Transformers movie at least four times.
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/10/2026
wait katy perry tried to buy a convent but it became a property dispute with the nuns who were trying to buy it back as well and it became a years-long legal dispute and one of the nuns (in the courtroom), one who had begged katy to “please stop” (i am unsure of when) JUST DIED IN THE COURT???
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 23h
adults who spent their youth fighting in the playground over whether or not Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon had the better shows reading this news
a grizzled war veteran finds out peace had been declared after thirty years, wondering what it was all for
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 22h
I really hate how Richmond is gonna tear down the old baseball stadium AND the old Colosseum instead of preserving their uniqueness and character. The new stadium complex looks boring and corporate as fuck, and they’re planning to replace the Colosseum with what, apartments? A parking garage?
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bro is called "john sega" 😭😭😭
sonic's username is johnsega1960 on discord
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"cold stone" steve austin @coldstonesaysso.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish my dad went hard on me enough to try to tell people that me refusing to help my coworkers with a task they all do together was ok because he did enough work for the both of us 🤼‍♂️
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
TK:
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Can I get a “fuck the Fed”
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867-5309 @jennbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kaepernick kneels during the National Anthem, protesting injustice and gets blackballed. Meanwhile, child, animal and woman beaters continue to get jobs in the NFL.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
How did Steve Perry sound like that? Like a perfect voice
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Ofooro Fine Art and Masterpiece Supply Co. @ofooro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
I really wish drummers didn’t let producers in the 80s convince them to use those shitty electric drums. They can barely emulate a real kit nowadays. Back then, it just sounded bad. Like. Bad. If you have a real drummer playing samples, might as well program it yourself tbh
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
I love how “I Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie & The Blowfish is literally just goes “I know I’m always eyeing other women, but I only love you! You’re actually crazy sometimes! I’m Darius Rucker!”
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TeamKaos @teamkaoselite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone else think Disco inferno has taken advantage of women who were under the influence of drugs and alcohol? Thats the vibe im getting.
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah this whole Maven thing just seems really overblown. I’m not saying it’s not questionable timing, but I also think Enzo is a lying carny shit stirrer who does virtually anything to stay relevant. I seriously doubt Maven posted the video to do a 4-D chess move on… Enzo?
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J HRMNY (he/they) @jhrmny.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to say that Eric Bischoff is either a huge idiot or a huge liar. I guess in my youth I didn’t consider that he could be (and is) both.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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