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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social Charlie is a big fan but kindly requests more stories about dogs.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Happy Abby Wambach Day to those who celebrate

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

"We will let you stay but we do not grant you the rank of Master. That isn't the name on your birth certificate. Take a seat, little Anakin."

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a man in a robe says this is outrageous

Alt: This is outrageous!

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Just checking in to see how the precious norms are doing. Are our institutions still holding strong and will save us?

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Weird. The price of oil has dropped 9% in the past month but the price of gas has increased 11% 🤔

The price of oil has collapsed.

Great! So the price of gas will go back down too.

The price of gas will go back down too?

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Up 50% today as people realize that 125% tariff on Chinese goods isn't such a good idea. Remember that the market is not being manipulated for our benefit and be ready to dump it. Be a Phoebe, not a Joey.

Phoebe: I will take profits while prices are high. I won't hodl too long and be left holding the bag.

Joey: I will take profits while prices are high. I won't hodl too long and...these bags are heavy!

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

That was a classic rug pull. Well, time to reshort the market...

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

People are saying "This is the end" and "MAGA is finally crashing." Haven't you learned by now that it is a death cult? Nothing is EVER the cult leader's fault. He will deflect. He will blame anyone else. And his followers will believe. Wake the fuck up.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The penguins are pissed. Unfortunately for us, they are smart enough not to discuss top secret military plans on Signal.

Satellite imagery of the penguins preparing a retaliatory strike in the wake of tariffs.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I predicted this administration would be a clusterfuck and put my money behind it. It finally paid off. I cashed out this morning and once my transactions go through I will be debt-free for the first time in my adult life.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

@theserfstv.bsky.social Schumer just announced he is going to vote with the GOP to keep the government open. I want to say "Unbelievable" but it is totally expected at this point...

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I wonder how many "essential" workers have been fired so far...

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

The only one from DC sounding the alarm and actually doing the legwork is @sanders.senate.gov and he will still be criticized by the Corporate Democrats because they're more comfortable living under a Fascist regime than anything remotely approaching Socialism, no matter how many people suffer.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Eggs are now $7.99 An increase of 19.4% in a month. Winning!

On January 22 eggs were $6.69.
On February 22 that same package of eggs is $7.99, an increase of 19.4%

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

So the theme of this year's #SuperBowl seems to be "Please disregard the coup that has overthrown your government and buy stuff." Panem et circenses.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Pitch: movie about a woman who suffers a miscarriage but is charged with homicide anyway. So she becomes a vigilante serial killer getting vengeance on rapists, clergy and prosecutors who pursue homicide charges against women who suffer miscarriages. Working title: Miscarriage of Justice

Miscarriage of Justice starring Florence Pugh coming soon to a theater near you.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Can Tottenham sub out the manager at halftime?

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

5 years ago today I was in New Hampshire knocking doors for @sanders.senate.gov Wish I could be in the timeline where he won the primary. "Are you ready to fight for someone you don't know?"

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Maine wins it in overtime! 4 of 6 points at Providence and they killed a pair of 5 minute majors. Excellent performance by the Black Bears. Magic number for a bye and home ice in the quarterfinals: 13 Impressive showing by the students making a six hour trek from Orono to watch the games.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

No score between Maine and Providence after two periods. Someone is going to score at some point I hope

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bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with his hand on it

Alt: bugs bunny

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Happy 75th anniversary to the Stasi! How exciting that we may soon get our own opportunity to experience the horrific nightmare they inflicted on East Germany for 40 years.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

A sign that the resistance is working: this is the first Friday of the new regime without some late afternoon/evening bullshit as we head into a weekend.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

These people have no concept of empathy. They never expected people to care about our friends and neighbors and fight to protect them. Because they wouldn't. They have always mistaken our empathy as weakness but it's our greatest asset.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

This is what we have to do! They are hoping we will be Good Germans and look the other way while our friends and neighbors are hauled away. "First they came for the immigrants and I said 'Not this time motherfucker, I know how this ends.'"

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Still can’t stop thinking about the binary nature of American elections, a few hundred thousand votes in three states all the distance between just normal stuff and armed officers keeping House reps out of the department of education and a guy named Big Balls canceling everyone’s Medicare

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

What kind of shit do we think is going to spew forth from the White House at 5:01pm tomorrow afternoon? The sentient pumpkin and his Apartheid buddy save their worst for Friday after close of business...

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The timing of this new book and video is coincidence, but a happy coincidence nonetheless. We can't afford to fail. There is no one coming to save us. We are it. youtu.be/EY9XPiY1gGk?...

youtu.be

Why the German Resistance Failed

YouTube video by World War Two

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal reunite to recreate the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally in this Hellmann's commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. Every second of it is 100% predictable, right down to the cameo at the end. youtu.be/RIXB-7RHjBY

youtu.be

When Sally Met Hellmann's :30 - Super Bowl Commercial 2025

YouTube video by Hellmann's

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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Elon's guy: "Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool," @nullllptr posted in July. In June, the user weighed in on the conflict in the Middle East, offering some sympathy for Israel but also posting, “I would not mind at all if Gaza and Israel were both wiped off the face of the Earth”

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

My mom posted this image to Facebook and then messaged it to friends and relatives. Her post was removed from FB and the image was deleted from her private messages.

The 19-24 year old incels who have hacked into several government institutions and illegally seized control of entire agencies.

The image has been removed from FB and even deleted from private messages.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Happy Rick Roll Day to those who celebrate.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

It was illegal to hide Anne Frank from the Nazis. It was legal for them to kill her. Legality ≠ Morality Would you hide a Jew from the Nazis? They're going to make it illegal to help those most in need and count on fear to turn us against each other.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/02/2025

NEW: According to a source, the DoJ has sent out 14 memos in the last half hour including: Reviving the death penalty Sanctuary jurisdiction directives Rescinding environmental justice directives And restoring the integrity and credibility of the DoJ:

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I have to go pump some groceries...

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Might I suggest a sledgehammer to help them set up?

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If you say you predicted a bunch of forest rangers, Teen Vogue and Wired Magazine would be leading the resistance against a coup in the United States, you're a goddamned liar 😂 But thank goodness for them! @altnps.bsky.social @teenvogue.com @wired.com

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I would absolutely be classified as a threat. I wore a London Fog trenchcoat and was introduced as The Man in Black at my graduation because I wore black every day. This was before Columbine...

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Repeating the news without giving context isn't journalism; it's stenography.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

It's wild to see people say it'll take a supreme effort from the "next administration" to undo the damage being inflicted. The point is that there won't be a next administration. Stop imagining we still live in a Democracy or a Republic. This is a dictatorship now.

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

NEWS: Sources tell me that DOGE is setting its sights on the Department of Labor next. DOL workers have been ordered to give DOGE access to whatever they ask for—or risk termination. “We’re supposed to stop everything we’re doing and do whatever the DOGE kids ask… It feels dirty and illegal.”

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Sarah Dohl ❌👑 @sarahdohl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Members of Congress were just denied entry to the Department of Treasury. This is a 5 alarm fire.

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John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Just checking in... Who still thinks our institutions will save us?

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