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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idea: Maybe we shouldn't be treating 7th grade girls volleyball like the Thunderdome? It's not just bad for the parents (who hate each other due to playing time) and culture (watch ESPN for ten seconds), it burns out the kids and makes them worse adults AND athletes. Sports are supposed to be fun!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At least the Bills went out quietly in the playoffs after she lost! It would be super devastating in retrospect if that was the year they needed the socialist karma the most…
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Go Bills (please)
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“Hucklebuckets” @hucklebuckets.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
THANK YOU SABRES
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Bookmarking this for divisional weekend in January
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is not a defense to an anti-trust violation. The DOJ investigation is probably a farce to help out the Ellison family but the current broadcasting structure (especially the Sunday Ticket) is a clear antitrust violation.
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The Buffalo Sabres. That is all.
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Get ready to speak Bryce Lance (I hate it here)
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Korean pride is off the charts today
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/01/2026
with thunderous finality -
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/12/2025
in case you wondered where i’ve been for 45 minutes, i was making this
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I hate everything
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Let’s go! Congratulations, so deserving!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/01/2026
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If you want to watch your daughter play tennis go do that and quit fucking ruining the teams you don’t deserve to own you stupid asshole
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Alright Cig, let’s see you do it with the Bills
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Brandon Beane and Terry Pegula upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Can we send two future firsts+ to Minnesota for Jefferson and O’Connell?
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I have been team fire McDermott forever and he finally learns how to coach and we fire him instead of the fraudulent GM that got lucky picking a QB once, I am unwell
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They’re going to promote Joe Brady and I am going to be miserable forever
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Buffalo Bills exist to cause us pain, that is the only explanation
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Nate please I’m in a fragile state already
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the daboll thing that makes no sense me is the QB whisperer label. he had like no success at all post josh allen. it’s not a stefanski situation where you can say oh brissett and flacco revived themselves here just nothing. no development. no winning. lots of pouting. i dont get it
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Klink and Klunk are undoubtedly better names than the third Kubiak brother “Klein”
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playoff seltzer @seltzermom.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i hated sean mcdermott most of the time he was here, and i’m here to tell you they got the wrong guy
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/11/2025
we should pelt chuck schumer with rotten fruit every single day until he retires
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Today is probably more of an indictment of the Bills offseason than anything else, but if they don’t win it all this year, I’m ready to clean house and let a new GM and HC take over before it’s too late
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I am convinced that Brandon Beane does not understand the Bills offensive or defensive scheme
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I think the defensiveness is partially due to the DSCC, Schumer, etc already doing a full court press for Mills. Not saying you're doing this, but to a lot of people it seems like the fix is already in given how the Dem establishment loves to put their finger on the scales in primaries
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Those of us who grew up convincing ourselves that Trent Edwards and old man Kyle Orton were the best QBs we’d ever see earned the right to complain about this!!!
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Need the national media to hop on the Fire McDermott train
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
very happy for bills fans, also happy that that goofus in the stands who shoved lamar presumably got kicked out and missed possibly the greatest fourth quarter in the history of his team
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @kingpin6100.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
literally the last 5 years
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Sean McDermott makes the right 4th down calls against everyone except for the team who are actually good. Needs to go yesterday.
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’m going to crash out, this man is terrible at football and at compassion
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 05/07/2025
NYT: Zohran Mamdani Allegedly Took Extra Turn on Swings in 3rd Grade; Teachers Express “Deep Disappointment” Over Playground Ethics
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
a good indication of how bad the NYT reporting on Zohran’s college application was is that it got zero pickup from other mainstream publications yesterday. the only coverage was from the Times, the Post, and some right-wing slop farms
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I don’t think I’ve ever been more vindicated because this was the mental image I had of Zoe for all of the two days it took me to read the book. Incredible stuff.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It is wild that “free speech” has been redefined to mean “explicit government viewpoint discrimination” with so little pushback
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
No WR Mike White? Total snub
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jhess9.bsky.social @jhess9.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It would be nice, just once, to not lose the game of the year.
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